Haiku ~ You Coo

[Marxist]

Perky, ice melts slow
Do your pictures hatch in the
Belly of a duck?

 

[perks]

bottom of page one
although here you look quite dark
and not your white self


Please check the thread called
Most beautiful dark skinned men
cause the link won't post

 

[Marxist]

http://www.bet.com/images/bigbarker/alfonso_ribeiro_new_bb.jpg

Alfonso Ribeir
O: Dark chocolate love god
like hole in my butt.

 

[perks]

you should call me now
chocolate brown love god oh mine
that tickled you, right?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Mondays fucking suck.
Well, at least no dead bodies,
guess it could be worse.

 

[8ball]

Rambling Rose is sweet
Haiku fun is new to me
Don't make me spank you

 

[Rambling Rose]

Keep that tongue inside
If you know what's good for you
I will bite it off!

 

[8ball]

Tongue inside you say
Butt you do not tell me where
My choice, accept your fate


Edited to add: <counts on his fingers...one, two, three, four, five, five> Yep, that last line is A-OK!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Must be hard to count
With that pillow on your head
I'll cut you some slack

 

[8ball]

Mock not the pillow
Incurring the wrath, not good
Let me lick your knees

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

knobbly knees knobbly
knees knobbly knees knobbly knees
knobbly knees, oh yeah!

 

[Rambling Rose]

You just made me spew
Cold milk and bits of cornflake
Oh, what a fine mess!

 

[Saint Peter]

The spew of the Rose
Chunks and Juices from Heaven
Dreams are made of this

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

That's a lovely ass
Might have to take a nibble
Don't mind me RR

 

[Rambling Rose]

Out of the woodwork
Come men who charm my pants off
Put down those panties!

 

[glamorilla]

whisper thirst sate dry
the taste is somewhat sweetened
douse quench the lips first

 

[alwaysawake]

As my tongue
wets your inner ear--
a sudden shiver.

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

vodka my sweet friend
makes counting syllables hard
but look i managed

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Fancy pantied gal
I just tuned up the robot
Give me your best shot

 

[Guest]

You dirty trollop!
Caught in the act!
Wallop!

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

You dirty trollop!
Caught in the act!
Wallop!

i know a haiku
when i see one, that's not it
must be 5 7 5

 

[Guest]

You dirty old rat
I found out your game plan.
No sex for you now!


Like that?

 

[Guest]

No the 2nd stanza's a syllable short - you stupid bitch!

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

Death by osmosis
Apply salt liberally
The slugs deserve it

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

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