Haiku ~ You Coo

[Rambling Rose]

Oh, she's a genuis
And easy on the eyes, too
superlittlegirl

 

[superlittlegirl]

You're making me blush
The both of you, now quiddit!
(I really like it)

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

potato salad
egg, mayonaise, don't forget
pickled cucumber

 

[Rambling Rose]

What an odd breakfast
At least you've eggs in there
Don't forget onion!

 

[Killswitch]

Mozzies and Bees Knees
Detroit Metro Hartsfield east
I think you are great

 

[Rambling Rose]

Goodnight to my friends
The pillows are calling me
I must shut them up

 

[Killswitch]

Rambling Rose is cool
Sorry for posting my hate
In your haiku thread

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I'm really tired
I'm feelin' kinda slow-like
Doofus Supreme, I

 

[superlittlegirl]

Miss Minkey Boodle!
how are you doing tonight?
leisurely is good!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I'm off to bed now
Gotta be up real early
Sleepy hoopty doo

 

[Killswitch]

Superlittlegirl
Dildonian freakbaby
Meet me on Tybee

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

extended no sleep
does funny things to my eyes
shadows hide, flit, blur

 

[celiaKitten]

Snow just sucks
Watching the white out
Fuck this snow

 

[Rambling Rose]

All we have is rain
I'd trade it for some white stuff
If just for today

 

[perks]

you know that white stuff
is salty and sticky too
and sometimes called goo

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

I bet that goo squirts
sending quakes through hot bodies
supreme ecstacy

 

[perks]

I bet that goo squirts
sending quakes through hot bodies
supreme ecstacy

unless it's the eye
that is crusted with the goo
you might get bit then

 

[Rambling Rose]

You just never know
How your words will be twisted
Now my tummy hurts

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

my tummy hurts too
coffee on empty stomach
should have eaten first

 

[perks]

eating some hot snatch
that always tastes like heaven
even at daybreak

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

it's been far too long
since tasting divinity
i must wait five months


(edited because I can't count)

 

[Marxist]

Duckbutt! Duckbutt! Wow!
Lemon on a paper cut
You make my heart zing

 

[perks]

Carlton, sweet, Carlton
Did you see the cute picture
I posted for you

 

[Marxist]

No pictures, not seen
Can you link me or something?
I need help, y'know

 

[JazzManJim]

To write a haiku
Is beyond my mental reach
Thoughts murked in morning.