Habits you never knew you had.

Aquila

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Latley Ive been having pretty introspective thoughts, and Ive noticed some fairly odd things.

A. I never wear the color red anywhere on my person, its one of my two favorite colors, but I don't where it.
B. I have only four pairs of shoes, all are black shinable leather except for the tennis. I strip and reshine a new pair of shoes to mirror finish.
C. I own only black pants. and black jeans.
D. I wear only white button downs, grey polos, or black T (with a button down neck like a polo). except for formal wear.
E. I always knock my visor with my knuckles two times before starting the truck.
F. Ive never had a non black car. or motorcycle.
G. All my glasses have always been rectangular and rimliss. (except for the pair I wore in middle school, but we won't talk about that)
H. I always look at peoples eyes, I make too much eye contact.
I. I always have my wallet in my right front pocket.
J. I never carry cash in my wallet. its always in the left front pocket.
k. I always carry a firearm, mostly the 10mm, but sometimes the .44 when I wear undershit/overshirt combo.
L. I always have one less bullet than the clip will hold.
M. I always hit the blower switch on the boat, even though its a diesel
N. I always wake up at 05:30, if my alarm goes off or not. no matter what time I go to bed.
O. I always sit in the seat I can see the front door from.
P. I always walk on the left side of women



and tonnes of other useless little factoids.
Just make me seem so.... regulated or something.
I dunno, I was just wondering if anyone else had some boring factoid/habbits I could compare with.
 
H. -

You can never make too much eye contact


P. -

Because you are a gentelman.



:)
 
i think we're all creatures of habit to some extent. i buy three pairs of matching tennis shoes at a time and wear only wrangler stone washed jeans and white sport socks. i have a collection of 30 or so hiwaiian and otherwise really loud and tasteless shirts. dress up is clean jeans and shirt.

i always put on my left sock then left shoe then right sock and then right shoe. always.

i generally mix whatever vegetable is on my plate with my mashed potatoes and gravy.

there are many others but the one thing that i do that drives the local barkeeps crazy is that i seldom drink the same thing when i go out. i rotate between rum and coke, bourbon and coke and vodka tonic or coors light. keeps 'em guessing.
 
Aquila said:
Latley Ive been having pretty introspective thoughts, and Ive noticed some fairly odd things.

A. I never wear the color red anywhere on my person, its one of my two favorite colors, but I don't where it.
B. I have only four pairs of shoes, all are black shinable leather except for the tennis. I strip and reshine a new pair of shoes to mirror finish.
C. I own only black pants. and black jeans.
D. I wear only white button downs, grey polos, or black T (with a button down neck like a polo). except for formal wear.
E. I always knock my visor with my knuckles two times before starting the truck.
F. Ive never had a non black car. or motorcycle.
G. All my glasses have always been rectangular and rimliss. (except for the pair I wore in middle school, but we won't talk about that)
H. I always look at peoples eyes, I make too much eye contact.
I. I always have my wallet in my right front pocket.
J. I never carry cash in my wallet. its always in the left front pocket.
k. I always carry a firearm, mostly the 10mm, but sometimes the .44 when I wear undershit/overshirt combo.
L. I always have one less bullet than the clip will hold.
M. I always hit the blower switch on the boat, even though its a diesel
N. I always wake up at 05:30, if my alarm goes off or not. no matter what time I go to bed.
O. I always sit in the seat I can see the front door from.
P. I always walk on the left side of women



and tonnes of other useless little factoids.
Just make me seem so.... regulated or something.
I dunno, I was just wondering if anyone else had some boring factoid/habbits I could compare with.

Are you a cop? those are cop habits - I'm telling ya! :cool:
 
I have to walk on the right side of a man...and sometimes I get off kilter and I feel kind of lost.

If I am sleeping alone I sleep nude with a crystal between my breasts, and more often then not it is still there in the morning.

I have to have physical contact at almost all times with the person I am sleeping with. Even if it is just my toe touching them.

I always put on left sock right sock left shoe right shoe.

I have to make my bed everyday. Even if it is right before I get into it...it drives me whacky to sleep in an unmade bed.

I have alot more...but I sound weird enough.
 
Re: Re: Habits you never knew you had.

SpiceCake said:
Are you a cop? those are cop habits - I'm telling ya! :cool:
Cop habbits.

No, Im no cop. not even remotley close :shudder:

and Kittie what type of crystal n' why?
 
Some unsolicited feedback:

Unless you're a law enforcement official or are at the opposite end of things and are dealing drugs or are some other kind of a criminal, lose the gun, stop sitting where you can always see the front door and get a little counseling. The gun will just get you in trouble in the long run, you'll stop spooking people out and you might get some perspective.

Stop listening to the whackos on talk radio and start reading a little - start with the folks that really annoy you.

I read the right wingers constantly and even listen to them on the radio now and then. It's important to know what the other side is saying so you can maintain some perspective.

Remember, Robert Heinlein was writing novels, not truths. An armed society is hardly a polite society - it's just a very dangerous one.

The truth is out there - and sometimes it really is in the middle and not out in the wings.

And figure out the difference between harmless foibles and dangerous compulsions. The gun is dangerous, the clothing is harmless.

My foibles and compulsions.

I on the other hand, am a paragon of sanity. I always change my work clothes as soon as I get home. A newspaper must be read in this order - sports, comics and Dear Abby kind of stuff, first news section, local section, business. Coffee and water at breakfast. A piece of turqoise hanging in the car and truck to keep them from having accidents. Sleep in the nude, unless it's really cold. Sit in single seats on the subway. Wash your body first, then your hair. The other person should have at least two orgasms.
 
Re: Re: Re: Habits you never knew you had.

Aquila said:
Cop habbits.

No, Im no cop. not even remotley close :shudder:

and Kitte what type of crystal n' why?

It depends on what type of mood I am in... lately it has been a rose quartz. Sometimes a bit of amythyst. Really dependant on the mood. It is for meditation and energy. Each Crystal has its purpose.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
When i'm taking someone out

I shoot them in the mouth


The teeth act as shrapnel and fly around the head.


Picking teeth out of brain is gross....but thats the Docs job


Doctors see live people.

Morticians see dead people.
 
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