H-J service

Lube?

  • I want lube when I receive a HJ

    Votes: 12 33.3%
  • I don't want lube when I receive a HJ

    Votes: 4 11.1%
  • I want lube when I give a HJ

    Votes: 5 13.9%
  • I don't want lube when I give a HJ

    Votes: 2 5.6%
  • Who cares lube? no lube? as long as it is a HJ

    Votes: 17 47.2%

  • Total voters
    36
They complain that their arm's giving out? Yeesh, total lightweights, you gotta stroke through the cramp, it goes away.

I would have no problems giving hand jobs.
 
Aeroil said:
They complain that their arm's giving out? Yeesh, total lightweights, you gotta stroke through the cramp, it goes away.

I would have no problems giving hand jobs.

ok - so I'm been hangin back getting to know you as you post. It's now official, your OK - I like you just fine. :D


It's not that I'm easy or anything.... :cool:
 
Aeroil said:
They complain that their arm's giving out? Yeesh, total lightweights, you gotta stroke through the cramp, it goes away.

I would have no problems giving hand jobs.


As well you should, men should have no problems, lol.
 
I just realized the irony of posting in a HJ thread with a one-handed avatar. I still dunno why I used my avatar for Lackhand... but I guess I spent like half an hour making it and then never used it, and quite frankly, it's fricken awesome.

Ebonyfire said:
As well you should, men should have no problems, lol.

"Boys know what boys like best", as Auril always says. Or, at least she said it that one time, except it was "Girls know what girls like best", but I assume it applies both ways.
 
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Aeroil said:
I just realized the irony of posting in a HJ thread with a one-handed avatar. I still dunno why I used my avatar for Lackhand... but I guess I spent like half an hour making it and then never used it, and quite frankly, it's fricken awesome.



"Boys know what boys like best", as Auril always says. Or, at least she said it that one time, except it was "Girls know what girls like best", but I assume it applies both ways.


Ah, but if one hand is all that is needed.....
 
Shankara20 said:
ok - so I'm been hangin back getting to know you as you post. It's now official, your OK - I like you just fine. :D


It's not that I'm easy or anything.... :cool:


Spanky, I must say that those panties are kickin'...
 
Shankara20 said:
on you way to ride Trigger, errr, slave?

Naw he is sleeping he had to work a double again...mandatory overtime is pissing me off. I need to make someone suffer...

Eb
 
Ebonyfire said:
Naw he is sleeping he had to work a double again...mandatory overtime is pissing me off. I need to make someone suffer...

Eb
Isn't that two weekends in a row?

(why the hell do I know as much as I do about Trigger? Do you suppose I might be doing some projection?)


Say - what did Ms. West have to say about being able to whistle?


:devil:
 
Shankara20 said:
Say - what did Ms. West have to say about being able to whistle?


:devil:

He has to work every weekend in the month of August...bummer. and he has to stay if they are short handed....mandatory, which is why I will be really happy when he retires...in 2 years...

I cannot find any whistle posts... :confused:
 
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Ebonyfire said:
He has to work every weekend in the month of August...bummer. and he has to stay if they are short handed....mandatory, which is why I will be really happy when he retires...in 2 years...

I cannot find any whistle posts... :confused:

bummer, and you had your spurs on and all.


Come to think of it it might not have been Ms. West that said something like

"if you want me all you have to do is whistle. You do know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow"
 
snowy ciara said:
I must concur. I like the peekaboo effects....

I gota be careful with this pair. Something keeps trying to jump out and go BOO!
 
The whistly thing was Lauren Bacall in "to Have and to Have Not", when she was playing Marie. It came out right around WW2, in 1944, I think. Yes, I love old movies... :eek:

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow,"
 
snowy ciara said:
The whistly thing was Lauren Bacall in "to Have and to Have Not", when she was playing Marie. It came out right around WW2, in 1944, I think. Yes, I love old movies... :eek:

bingo - thats it....thanks
 
snowy ciara said:
:cathappy:

and this is troublesome in what way?

well, that would be useful back in the day when my av was all about showing off just that thingy. I'm a little more refined now - but just a little.

:eek:
 
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