Guess who's back, back again... the twat is back, back again!

[Guest]

Howdy doodly, peeps!

Long time no speak (although I have been lurking lots and stalking you all for a few days now, muahaha!).

How the devil are ya all??

What's been happening?

Gossip, gimme gossip!!

And before you do that, I have some huge apologies to make, particularly to Crim... I see you have taken up the mantle of AH Librarian, good on ya girl!

I am so sorry I've been away for so long, without a word to anyone. Life kinda got busy, and complicated, and I'd even hid myself away from everything for a bit. But it's all good and what doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger, right?!

Damn, it's good to be home.

Lou

 

[matriarch]

Howdy doodly, peeps!

Long time no speak (although I have been lurking lots and stalking you all for a few days now, muahaha!).

How the devil are ya all??

What's been happening?

Gossip, gimme gossip!!

And before you do that, I have some huge apologies to make, particularly to Crim... I see you have taken up the mantle of AH Librarian, good on ya girl!

I am so sorry I've been away for so long, without a word to anyone. Life kinda got busy, and complicated, and I'd even hid myself away from everything for a bit. But it's all good and what doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger, right?!

Damn, it's good to be home.

Lou

Yeehawwwwwwww......Lou, Lou,Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou.......

How the hell are you woman??

Auntie and wife.

 

[Guest]

Lou Lou is back, with that lovely and lusty grin!

 

[impressive]

Hiya, twat!

 

[Guest]

Yeehawwwwwwww......Lou, Lou,Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou.......

How the hell are you woman??

Auntie and wife.

Awwww, ello Auntie! *hugs to you and the wife*

I'm doing pretty good now, thanks!

You seem as blissfully happy as ever, and that's fantastic.

 

[Guest]

Lou Lou is back, with that lovely and lusty grin!

SSS! Hello, gorgeous.

 

[Guest]

Hiya, twat!

Imp! Hiya!

 

[matriarch]

Awwww, ello Auntie! *hugs to you and the wife*

I'm doing pretty good now, thanks!

You seem as blissfully happy as ever, and that's fantastic.

We are, we are......believe it or not, she's sitting on the couch opposite me........doing tapestry!! How domesticated is that?? and we'll be over your way on Saturday, shopping for craft stuff. We'll wave.

 

[Guest]

We are, we are......believe it or not, she's sitting on the couch opposite me........doing tapestry!! How domesticated is that??

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! Damn, that makes me so bloody happy!

 

[cloudy]

TWAT!!!!

I've missed you, bitch. It burns.

 

[matriarch]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! Damn, that makes me so bloody happy!

Me too. (See my extra piece above.)

 

[rgraham666]

Ho Lou. So good to see you back.

Only thing really new is I've been e-published. One of the books has that story you edited for me so long ago. Thanks again.

*HUGS*

 

[Guest]

TWAT!!!!

I've missed you, bitch. It burns.

INJUN SQUAW BITCH!!!

I've missed you, too, trollop. I'd get that burning sensation seen to, if I were you...

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Hey, Lou lou, nice to see you. Nothing has changed; I am still avoiding political threads, Stella's sexuality is still completely unambiguous, Ami is still spouting socialist dogma, etc.

A number of troubling absences, I'll mention just one - Gauche has gone AWOL.

 

[Remec]

Howdy doodly, peeps!

Long time no speak (although I have been lurking lots and stalking you all for a few days now, muahaha!).

How the devil are ya all??

What's been happening?

Gossip, gimme gossip!!

And before you do that, I have some huge apologies to make, particularly to Crim... I see you have taken up the mantle of AH Librarian, good on ya girl!

I am so sorry I've been away for so long, without a word to anyone. Life kinda got busy, and complicated, and I'd even hid myself away from everything for a bit. But it's all good and what doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger, right?!

Damn, it's good to be home.

Lou

*slipping over for a long hug*
Hey dahlin'! Looks like I picked a good day for dropping by and getting caught up myself. hehehe

Unfortunately, I seem to be out more than in these days, so I have no gossip to share, but I am sure there's plenty to be had. (And will pass along anything that seems interesting.)

Now, if you're going to be back regularly, I will certainly have to modify my schedule for more Lit-time. *thinking aloud* I wonder if my own stalking outfit still fits?

 

[Guest]

and we'll be over your way on Saturday, shopping for craft stuff. We'll wave.

*sees the added bit*

Ooooh, so near still, yet so far!

Damn, we really have gotta meet up again one day. Would love to see you again, and finally meet the goose!

 

[Guest]

Ho Lou. So good to see you back.

Only thing really new is I've been e-published. One of the books has that story you edited for me so long ago. Thanks again.

*HUGS*

Graham! *hugs*

Ah damn, that's so good to hear, mate! I knew ya'd do it! Go you!!

 

[Guest]

Hey, Lou lou, nice to see you. Nothing has changed; I am still avoiding political threads, Stella's sexuality is still completely unambiguous, Ami is still spouting socialist dogma, etc.

A number of troubling absences, I'll mention just one - Gauche has gone AWOL.

Hey Rox! Good to see you, too!

lol, same old, same old then.

Awwww, Ami is a pussycat really... I used to enjoy tickling his ears... *purr* *waves at Amicus*

Hmmm, as for Gauche... it's a shame he's just out of my spanking distance!

 

[Liar]

Howdy doodly, peeps!

Heyah! What's it been, seven hundred years or something? Much too long anyway.

Gossip, gimme gossip!!

I've been elected Emperor of the Internets. M'yeah. Have too. So you must do everything I say. M'yeah. Must too.

 

[Guest]

*slipping over for a long hug*
Hey dahlin'! Looks like I picked a good day for dropping by and getting caught up myself. hehehe

Unfortunately, I seem to be out more than in these days, so I have no gossip to share, but I am sure there's plenty to be had. (And will pass along anything that seems interesting.)

Now, if you're going to be back regularly, I will certainly have to modify my schedule for more Lit-time. *thinking aloud* I wonder if my own stalking outfit still fits?

Remec! Hey sexy!!

Get that stalking outfit back on, mister!

 

[Liar]

Hmmm, as for Gauche... it's a shame he's just out of my spanking distance!

Jeez girl, don't you have buses in England?

 

[cloudy]

INJUN SQUAW BITCH!!!

I've missed you, too, trollop. I'd get that burning sensation seen to, if I were you...

You have NO idea how many times your name's been mentioned lately.

We thought that if we kept saying it, eventually you'd have to do a vanity search, and come back to us.

 

[Guest]

Heyah! What's it been, seven hundred years or something? Much too long anyway.

I've been elected Emperor of the Internets. M'yeah. Have too. So you must do everything I say. M'yeah. Must too.

Ello, love. That sunburn gone from your head yet?

*snickers*

Oops, I mustn't upset the all-powerful Emperor of the Interwebz now, must I?!

Bah, sod that... you want me to do as you say... MAKE ME!

 

[Guest]

Jeez girl, don't you have buses in England?

Yes. They smell.

 

[Guest]

You have NO idea how many times your name's been mentioned lately.

We thought that if we kept saying it, eventually you'd have to do a vanity search, and come back to us.

I was the Candyman in my previous life...