Guess what?

[Fly_On_Wall]

Go hon Guess.

 

[Guest]

Purple Rain.

 

[HeavyStick]

redwave, ppman, donkeydick.....

name three reasons to get an abortion?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

The Beatles are gonna do a reuninion tour?

 

[The Squid King]

your foot is caught in a bear trap and you want to know if it is O.K. to cry

it is.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Ya know when you read something that makes you laugh so hard that you think maybe you'll pee yourself? This was one of those times.

 

[SlowHand89]

You're so excited you won't be able to sleep tonight because NHL exhibition games are finally beginning. I'm right aren't I? I just wish they were televised.

 

[lobito]

guess what?

chickens' butt 5¢ a lb.

 

[freakygirl]

guess what?

that's what!

 

[J.B.]

You are now able to perform legally binding marriages in your back yard





Am I right?

 

[Tantanah]

It's raining?

 

[LordMagicMan]

Purple toe nail polish with blue pokadots?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

ummmmm............

Mabey

 

[lobito]

spelling buddy says... "maybe"

I love you flyboy

 

[crystalizedjoy]

alright, I'll guess..

Late one night, while your dog was humping a cardboard cutout of David Hasselhoff, you decided it was time to take action against the marshmellow peeps. Secretly, you made you made your plans, and when the big day came, you stomped on their heads! You were so happy, until you gazed down at one, smooshed yellow face. a familiar face. A face from.. (cue dramatic music) your past.. Yes, the smooshed yellow thang was your ex-lover, from whom your torn apart from by the war of neverending polka music. That damned war sent you away to fight small, french poodles, tearing you away from your true love. Damn all of everything! your one true love, smooshed under your $4 dollar sneakers from Goodwill. after what seemed like hours and hours of tears, your slowly scraped the yellow gunk of your shoe, and with all the compassion you had, and ate it.

is that it? is it? huh?

 

[april-wine]

I met RNAB and her husband today.......They rocked I was dork but oh well.........neener neener neener........

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

alright, I'll guess..

Late one night, while your dog was humping a cardboard cutout of David Hasselhoff, you decided it was time to take action against the marshmellow peeps. Secretly, you made you made your plans, and when the big day came, you stomped on their heads! You were so happy, until you gazed down at one, smooshed yellow face. a familiar face. A face from.. (cue dramatic music) your past.. Yes, the smooshed yellow thang was your ex-lover, from whom your torn apart from by the war of neverending polka music. That damned war sent you away to fight small, french poodles, tearing you away from your true love. Damn all of everything! your one true love, smooshed under your $4 dollar sneakers from Goodwill. after what seemed like hours and hours of tears, your slowly scraped the yellow gunk of your shoe, and with all the compassion you had, and ate it.

is that it? is it? huh?

damn you almost had it but I've never had an ex-lover so wrong

 

[crystalizedjoy]

damn you almost had it but I've never had an ex-lover so wrong

damn it damn it damn it! I'm always wrong on the little details! damn it!