Guess - The Condition of BobToad's Teeth - Expertise will be the final judge.

[Sparky Kronkite]

With all these pic, voice, hair, in-seam and toothpaste threads.........

Well........

I got inspired!

BobToad's teeth?

My guess is murkish, black/green - Pyorrhea infestation - can we all say, "ahhhhhhhhhhh?"

 

[R Nitelight]

Damn.
I was going to guess Pyorrhea infestation.

 

[Shelby]

Thanks Sparky - I just spit coffee all over my desk.

 

[Ambrosious]

Chronic Halitosis?

With uneven spaces to capture bits of mooseflesh.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Dentures.

The tongue of the toad is attached to the front of its mouth. The tongue is flicked forward from the mouth, and the sticky tip grasps the prey and carries it back to the mouth. Unlike most frogs, most toads do not have teeth. The tongue produces quantities of mucus to help in swallowing. All anurans blink when they swallow; and, because no bone exists between the eye and the mouth, the eye is pushed against the roof of the mouth, forcing the food further back.

Therefore I vote dentures. Probably with some really nasty looking corroded polident where the mucus has been doing icky bacterial things with the polident.

 

[Patryn]

Ah, but KM, depending on what species of toad he is, he may have pseudodonts.

 

[Expertise]

Geeze. Is it pick on BobToad day?

 

[Bobtoad777]

it must be

 

[Expertise]

All I can offer is that although I didn't get closer than across the table from him BT's personal hygiene seemed to be up to acceptable social standards.

Of course it was Woodstock..... ba-dum-dum

Just kidding Todd.

 

[KillerMuffin]

So there I was last night, busily writing along, when I looked down between my feet, and what did I see? Nothing. Toadboy, you are slacking off on the job sweetie. Now, get the dictionary and find me an interesting word that begins with R. Then all will be forgiven and you may have your position under my desk once again.

 

[Bobtoad777]

With your vast dictionary of knowledge I was not sure which word you already knew so I had to try a few, pick your choice.


repast: a meal; figuratively, any refreshment.

redoubt: a stronghold.

raucous: unpleasantly loud and harsh

riparian: of or pertaining to the bank of a river.

recondite: incomprehensible to one of ordinary understanding.

raffish: tawdry; also, rakish.

reticent: inclined to keep silent.

raillery: good-humored banter or teasing repartee.

raconteur: a person skilled in telling stories.

ratiocination: the process of reasoning.

rebarbative: repellent; objectionable.

risible: worthy to be laughed at; amusing.

ribald: characterized by, or given to, vulgar humor.

rara avis: a rare or unique person or thing.

rubicund: inclining to redness; ruddy.

recalcitrant: marked by stubborn resistance.

rapacious: grasping; greedy.

recrudescent: breaking out again.

rusticate: to go to the country; also, to force to reside in the country; to banish.

rictus: a gaping grin or grimace.

 

[April]

OMG!!! I've been rusticated in a rebarbative riparian redoubt!! Somebody rescue me!!!

 

[Expertise]

Roger. Riverine rescue, routed.Rapellers requested.

 

[Reshal2]

Hang in there Bobtoad Bro!

Just post all them pic's yourself with all those good looking woman crawling all over you!
Now here's how we will do it;
First we cook up a feast for the sweetes here and then have all those gals go naked with us! Yes, yes!

(((YOO BRO BOBTOAD)))

 

[KillerMuffin]

Todboy, my faith in you has been vindicated. When shall I expect you beneath my desk?

 

[Bobtoad777]

Whenever you like. Would you like me to spell out each of those words on your clit using only my toungue?

 

[Ambrosious]

Whenever you like. Would you like me to spell out each of those words on your clit using only my toungue?

Look up: subtle.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Look up: subtle.

Look up: http://www.link-o-rama.com/greenguy/graphics/santagreenguy.gif