Gridlock nation

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Will we have to sing patriotic anthems to the company or building owner every morning before filing into the exercise room for communal training (A-D) at 6:00 am.

We'll serenade you, too, unless you look like Karl Rove.

 

[mercury14]

Traffic and gridlock will eat up America like a giant fungus.

This is a very bad simile. Fungi don't really eat things up and also many of them provide critical nutrients to their host or to the soil.

 

[oddity83]

Stacked roadways and flying cars will save us.

 

[mercury14]

Sleds pulled by giant bunnies will save us.