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[Jayashiangel]

A woman is all ready to give birth to her first baby. The doctor, obstetrician, and nurses are all waiting for the birth. The doc checks for any signs of progress and suddenly he feels something moving, pulls back his hand and this little head pops out, sees the doc and asks him, "Are you my daddy?"
"No, I'm not," the doctor replies. The head pops back in. Then the obstetrician goes over to check out the situation. The baby pops out his head and asks him, "Are you my daddy?"
"Nope, I didn't do it," and the baby pops back in.
The doctor calls the father and says, "Sir, the baby seems to be reluctant to come out---he keeps asking for his father. Would you please come to the delivery room?" So the father is standing there and the baby pops his head out again, and seeing his father the little one asks in an annoyed voice, "Are YOU my daddy?"
Dad kneels down and answers proudly, "Yes, son, I am your lucky father!"
The baby starts tapping his index finger violently and repeatedly on his father's forehead and asks, "This is pretty annoying, isn't it?"

 

[Jayashiangel]

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[Jayashiangel]

I really hate the delete monsters...

 

[Jayashiangel]

I have decided to come back over here and tinker somemore and post again.. so watch out not sure what I will be posting or what the topics will be.....​

 

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[Jayashiangel]

Bumping my Thread... IS anyone out there stop and say hi...​

 

[Jayashiangel]

Here Kitty Kitty

 

[catsr2wild]

Hi very, very cool thread....I hope you continue to post....

 

[Jayashiangel]

I try to get online every day but right Now I am so busy with moving and all....I will try deal-o but feel free to BUMP My thread Anytime

 

[Jayashiangel]

Ten Things You'll never hear a man say:

10. Here honey, you use the remote.
9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
7. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
6. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
5. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held.
4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
3. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore

 

[Jayashiangel]

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."

She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.

He says "well, pussy and bitch".

She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."

He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning."

Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"

He tells him...pussy and bitch.

Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."

"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"

"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

 

[Garrett469]

You are an exception

Hi there and sorry for the long delay in responding back.

It is mainly because of my hectic life and lack of free time plus not having a sexual partner is a drag. I enjoyed your photos and drawings with both man and woman or women and man on man or men. The ideal marriage to me is having a wife that loves having hot and nasty sex with me and also making love, but gets turned on watching me sucking her lover's cock to get him extra hard for her to ride. After he cums inside her and pulls his cock out, I will take it in my mouth and clean it by licking and sucking his cum and my wife's pussy juice off. Then it is my treat to burry my face into her pussy to lick and suck his cum out and of course in the process bring her to several climaxes.

I will not cum yet as she enjoys having her lover stuff my cock into his butt with me on my back and her now stradling my face and riding my tongue. This will also have gravity bring out more of his cum into my hungry mouth.

The perfect wife will get off watching as I am sucking one cock while another is fucking me and pulling on my cock or balls. I will have my cock pierced if it would please her as well.

Well got to go and make money.

Bye for now. I will respond sooner, I promise.
Garrett

 

[Jayashiangel]

I am back again but for how long?????

History of the Female Orgasm

The female orgasm has had a love/hate relationship with society over the past centuries…

Female sexuality has been a taboo subject throughout history, and in many parts of the world it still is.

And like everything else, the female orgasm has a story…

Loving RelationshipIt’s a tale of denial, hatred, and passion…

So, sit down, relax, and learn a little more about the evolution of the female orgasm.

* Long ago, in the 4th century B.C., the great Hippocrates believed that the fetus was a result of female pleasure. Therefore, in order to procreate a woman must always be kept sexually satisfied.
* In the same century however, the nemesis of the female orgasm, Aristotle, disagreed with Hippocrates. He suggested that only the man’s semen was fertile, and that a woman had no role in the procreative process. So, female sexual pleasure was quickly looked down upon.
* This mentality continued well into the Middle Ages. Throughout these centuries the Church advocated the repression of female sexuality. It promoted chastity, abstinence, female isolation.
* By the 18th century the female condition was no better, but it was believed that the female orgasm was necessary for reproduction. Yet, women were still encouraged to repress their sexual desires, and simply fulfill the needs of their husbands.
* One horrible day in the 19th century, female pleasure was banned, and the husband was forewarned never to waken his wife’s sexual desires.
* During this time, manuals on the subject were written for young brides experiencing sex for the first time. Such manuals instructed that a young lady should “lie perfectly still and never under any circumstances grunt or groan while the act is in progress” (From “The Madison Institute Newsletter”, Fall 1894).
* Then one day, in the years following the Second World War (1945), something happened – female sexuality was slowly starting to make its way back into society…
* The Sexual Revolution of the 1960’s rode in like a knight in shining armor! Female sexual freedom was finally being recognized with the advent of the Birth Control Pill, contraception, and abortion.
* Today, women in Western civilization have reclaimed their bodies! They are learning to love and appreciate their sexuality, and men are also taking interest in learning how to pleasure their female partners.

 

[Jayashiangel]

So, before you start poking and prodding in all the wrong places, learn all there is to know about the female orgasm – how it happens, and most importantly, how to make it happen.

 

[Jayashiangel]

Types of Female Orgasms

The male orgasm is pretty straightforward – stimulation, arousal, and orgasm.
In any position.

But as usual, the woman is a little more difficult to figure out. Women have a wide array of erogenous zones, the two most popular being the vagina and the clitoris.

Female Sexual StimulationHere’s a little introduction to each of these pleasure zones:

CLITORIS:

* Areas above, to the sides, and below the clitoris are highly sensitive
* Its only physical function is to provide sexual pleasure
* Most women claim that the clitoral orgasm is the most intense
* In his book Sexual Behavior on the Human Female (1953), Charles Kinsey found that out of 2700 American women, half received orgasm through clitoral stimulation

VAGINAL:

* Outer third of the vagina is the most sensitive
* Many women claim that it is more difficult to achieve a vaginal orgasm than a clitoral one.
* Freud labeled this type of orgasm as the “mature” type, whereas the clitoral orgasm was an “immature” type of sexual experience (A General Introduction to Psychoanalysis, 1916)

It is important to note, however, that one type of orgasm is not better than the other – they are simply two different ways of experiencing pleasure.

Every woman has her own preference over which orgasm provides the best pleasure.

Men who are striving to please their girlfriends or wives in bed should communicate with their partners to discover:

a) which is easiest for her to achieve
b) which one she prefers in terms of physical pleasure

The man’s goal should be to aim at helping her achieve her well-deserved seconds of complete and utter pleasure.

 

[Jayashiangel]

ABC’s of the G-Spot

The G-Spot confuses many people.

Just like an urban legend, nobody knows whether to believe in it or not.

G-spotThe thought that women have this “magical button” that provides sensational amounts of pleasure sounds a little too good to be true – especially from a man’s perspective.

Well, men, be forewarned that the G-Spot is no myth! This legend is for real…

The G-Spot is a term named after the German doctor who discovered the erogenous zone, Ernst Grafenberg.

Where is it?

The G-Spot is a small mass of tissue that is located 2 inches from the vaginal opening. It is on the anterior of the vaginal wall, and it enlarges during stimulation.


How does it work?

The G-Spot is directly connected to the orgasm center in the brain. So, when it is stimulated and orgasm occurs, the female sexual response is highly intense.

This erogenous zone can only be felt when the female is aroused – the area then swells with blood and becomes roughed and raised. Once aroused, intense sexual pleasure ensues.

How do you make it work?

The G-Spot only responds to pressure, not to touch, so not just any position will do. This is why so many women find it difficult to find their own G-Spots.

Many women find that being on top or in a sitting position during intercourse is the best arrangement for stimulating the G-Spot.

So, now that you know all there is about the famous G-Spot, take these tips and show your partner the time of her life!

 

[Jayashiangel]

Sexual Response Cycle

The best place to begin when discussing female orgasm is with the sexual response cycle.

As men know, orgasm doesn’t just “happen”, it must be achieved.

Sex therapists, William H. Masters and Virginia E. Johnson identified four phases within the sexual response cycle. These phases are part of a continuous process - there is no beginning and no end to this cyclical pattern.

Here is a detailed explanation of each phase:

Sexual Excitement1. Excitement

* Begins with physical and/or psychological stimulation (from kissing to fantasizing)
* Blood rushes to the genitals and other parts of the body, causing enlarged breasts, swollen labia, expanded clitoris, elevated uterus, and lubricated vagina
* Heart rate and blood pressure increase
* Muscles are tense

2. Plateau

* Occurs with increased stimulation
* Blood pressure, heart rate, respiratory rate, and muscle tension continue to rise
* Upper two-thirds of vagina expands
* Uterus elevates to allow easier passage of sperm into fallopian tubes
* Bartholin’s glands secrete a small amount of fluid in the vaginal opening

3. Orgasmic

* Experience powerful contractions of the uterine, vaginal, anal, and lower abdominal muscles (about 5 to 12 synchronized contractions occur one second apart)
* Blood pressure, heart rate, and respiratory rates reach peak
* Loss of voluntary muscle tone

4. Resolution

* Blood in genitals begins to drain
* Uterus returns to normal position
* Breasts decrease in size
* Heart rate, breathing rate, and blood pressure decrease

 

[Jayashiangel]

Climax Tidbits

In learning all there is to know about the female orgasm, one must be made aware of the large, important facts as well as the tiny, random ones.

Here are some of the most interesting facts about female sexuality…

* Couple in Love “Clitoris” derives from the Greek word meaning “little hill”.
* The clitoris extends nine centimetres back into the body and high into the groin.
* The clitoris is the only sexual organ without a known reproductive function.
* Human females are the only species to have a forward-tilting uterus that facilitates face-to-face intercourse.
* About 26% of women have consistent difficulties in reaching orgasm, compared to only 2.5% of men.
* 46% of anorgasmic women blame the condition on their own negative self-image.
* According to a sample of 15, 000 women, only 9% said that they are assured to reach orgasm every time they have sex.
* Women who climax between one minute before and 45 minutes after their partner's ejaculation retain 70 to 80% of his sperm. Women who orgasm more than one minute before their partner retain less than 50% of his sperm.
* Both men and women are most likely to experience their first orgasm during masturbation.
* A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller because it releases endorphins, therefore a headache is not an excuse for not having sex!
* Sociologist Michel Bozon concluded that vaginal orgasms are more difficult to obtain at the beginning of a relationship, easier after five to ten years, and again more difficult in couples that last over 15 years.
* The opportunity for orgasm is enhanced if the woman makes love on the 14th day of her menstrual cycle – this is when the female sex drive is at its highest.

 

[Jayashiangel]

When a woman has difficulty achieving orgasm these are the highest reported causes:

* 21% - partner’s lack of response
* 28% - she wasn’t in the mood
* 27% - she was too stressed
* 24% - there was a lack of foreplay

So, never forget about foreplay, set the atmosphere, and start massaging!

 

[Jayashiangel]

Foreplay

Foreplay ideas include kissing.Foreplay, the one thing most women say they don’t get enough of! No one said spontaneous sex isn’t great, but throw in foreplay and it makes the experience that much better. It heightens the sexual tension and makes the encounter more fulfilling for both parties involved.

Foreplay should be a basic part of the total experience. Both parties involved need a little extra something to be fully aroused and achieve the highest amount of pleasure. Foreplay is the perfect moment to spend time understanding what it is your partner enjoys. It’s not about pushing the right buttons in the right order but rather about being able to give your partner what he or she needs to make the moment pleasurable.

Foreplay includes a range of activities such as kissing, undressing your partner, oral sex, and touching. Of course, many other activities can be considered part of foreplay as well.

The trick is to go slow and not rush through anything. Think of kissing as an art, not too soft, not too hard. Begin with a kiss on the lips but don’t stop there. Remember, this is as much about exploring your partner as it is about turning them on. So take the time to explore your partner’s body with kisses and make them feel special.

Erotic MassageOral sex is an integral part of foreplay. It’s as close as you and your partner will get without having intercourse. You are exploring a private area of your partner’s body which suggests you are both comfortable enough to be with each other in such a fashion. Oral sex can be performed in the shower or bath as well.

Giving your partner a massage can be very erotic. Begin by setting the mood by lighting some candles and putting some soft music on in the background. Make sure the room temperature is warm and so are your hands! The whole idea of a massage is about being touched so try to maintain constant contact with your partner.

There is no such thing as spending too much time on foreplay. By simply paying attention to your partner, you’ll take your sexual adventures to a whole new level. So light some candles, hit the music, and spoil your partner!

 

[jerky90]

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