Great Toasts

[sinnamongyrl]

trying again..lol....ok since i started this in the waht are you wearing thread...amd you guys are always really good at this stuff....please post your fave/best/most memorable/funniest,,anything TOAST that you know..and stories about being tanked are also welcome

 

[Shadowspawn]

Farewell Toast

Forgive me if any of this is wrong, but I can't seem to find the lyrics on the web, and am having to transcribe...

Farewell Toast
by Mike Cross

"Here's to the wine we love to drink,
and the food we love to eat.
Here's to our wives and sweethearts,
and may they never meet.
Here's champagne for our real friends,
and real pain for our sham friends,
And when this journey finally ends,
may all of us find peace.

Here's to the women that I've loved,
and all the one's I've kissed.
As for regrets, I've only one,
that's all the one's I've missed.
Our women's faults are many,
We men have only two,
Every single thing we say
and every thing we do.

I wish you health, I wish you wealth,
and happiness galore.
I wish you heaven when you die,
what could I wish you more?
May your joys be as deep as the ocean,
Your troubles light as it's foam,
and may you find sweet peace of mind
Wherever you may roam.

Good Night"