Great Moments in Autocorrect

[AlpineFresco]

You know the drill. Messages you sent or received that autocorrect sunk its claws into.

(Of tomatoes) "I love to roast them and get them caramely. And ambush them."

Whatchagot?

 

[AveryElle]

Mazel tov = camel toe
It was years ago but still.

 

[AlwaysFara]

“People” often turns into “piezoelectric” on my phone, because of course I meant to say that.

 

[AveryElle]

I’ve had ‘covfefe’ be turned into confederate. Which is pretty on the nose.

 

[AveryElle]

Referring to CUNY, it always changes it to CUNT.

Which for work....

 

[Karabare]

Referring to CUNY, it always changes it to CUNT.

Which for work....

For me cunt always changes to CUNY

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Meant to text my sister that I was waiting in line at the store. Instead she got that I was waiting in lingerie at the store.

 

[numeniusa]

Meant to text my sister that I was waiting in line at the store. Instead she got that I was waiting in lingerie at the store.

Did she find you?!

I recently had an autocorrect from Islay, where the whisky comes from, to Islam, which is not known for its enjoyment of alcohol!

 

[AlpineFresco]

I had a message where 'cum' was replaced with the somewhat toned-down 'fun'. Now, take any breathless exclamation of the first, and imagine swapping it out with the second. Hard to hold down a grin

 

[AveryElle]

I had a message where 'cum' was replaced with the somewhat toned-down 'fun'. Now, take any breathless exclamation of the first, and imagine swapping it out with the second. Hard to hold down a grin

Now I’m imagining you funning.

Nope. Can’t picture that.

 

[Sexybritches69]

I had similar issues when asking if a neighbor (who happens to be quite hot) if they wanted to come over for a play date. “Cum over for a play date” means something completely different.