Grammer: Cum or comb?

[NoJo]

i lost my microsoft word with a virus so have to rely on my school education - <ghasp>: Guys help me out!

Its just a quick grammer question realy:

Which of these is correct from a viewpoint of they're grammer (forget spelling - I know i suck. just dont even go there *ROFFLLAMIOUWS* )

"I was just about to comb".

"I was just about to cum".

also let me know if you think that the senetnses are HOT enough or how i could make them even hoter.

It's part of a long insect story im writing that promisses to be HOT but i dont know if it will get past laural (can she take a brib?) and it may be better off in non-consenct anyway.

 

[Pure]

I'd say 'come' but I think you're having us on and nuttin's wrong wicher grammer or speling.

PS. I do like the 'b' but prefer

'kkhumb' where drama is desired and there's a verb, but that's prolly a dum idea.

 

[NoJo]

I think I've been corrupted by an email attachment.

 

[MathGirl]

I think I've been corrupted by an email attachment.

Dear SubJ,
You corrupted? Oh, sure.
MG

 

[Pure]

or'n oversize dill

 

[NoJo]

Thanks, guys. I just deleted the sentence all together. Now the story is under 50,000 words so I can put it in novellas.

Heres a <wiked grin> taste of what happens.

Three guys are going down on this girl and one of them gets hot looking at the other guys ass until he finds out that all three of them are triplets and the girl is their long lost twin sister so now their quadrupeds, and they go around gang banging and fisting all the time until ther mom and dad comb in and join in the fun. Not sure what happens next tho. Any ideas?

 

[shereads]

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Three guys are going down on this girl and one of them gets hot looking at the other guys ass until he finds out that all three of them are triplets and the girl is their long lost twin sister so now their quadrupeds, and they go around gang banging and fisting all the time until ther mom and dad comb in and join in the fun. Not sure what happens next tho. Any ideas? [/B]

They each have four legs?

 

[Guest]

Aye, Jose de Abajo, you've growed on me fast. I love knowing who I can count on for larfs. Way cool AV too.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

errata

 

[Guest]

i lost my microsoft word with a virus so have to rely on my school education - <ghasp>: Guys help me out!

Its just a quick grammer question realy:

Which of these is correct from a viewpoint of they're grammer (forget spelling - I know i suck. just dont even go there *ROFFLLAMIOUWS* )

"I was just about to comb".

"I was just about to cum".

Well, either works for me.

(But it's still a bitch to get the stuff out of your hair.)

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmmm

Luv to help you Joe, but I don't do incest stuff so I have no experience in these matters.

Right must get on, now where did I put that Banjo.

 

[Vincent E]

ROFFLLAMIOUWS

Okay, I'll admit to complete ignorance if not outright stupidity. What does this mean?

Conjugation of the verb "to come" meaning to ejaculate (male) or achieve orgasm (everyone...now wouldn't that be fun).

I come (...came, ...am coming)
You come (...came, ...are coming)
He/She comes (...came, ...is coming)
We come (...came, ...are coming)
You come (...came, ...are coming)
They come (...came, ...are coming)

Remember, always clean up after yourself and try not to use "pre-cum." It is just a silly term.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Grammer: Cum or comb?

I come (...came, ...am coming)
You come (...came, ...are coming)
He/She comes (...came, ...is coming)
We come (...came, ...are coming)
You come (...came, ...are coming)
They come (...came, ...are coming)

And why does this sound like "I Am the Walrus" lyrics?

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together . . .

 

[wishfulthinking]

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And why does this sound like "I Am the Walrus" lyrics?

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together . . .

I came, you came, they came, we all came, together. Catchy tune.

I've never used the word cum/came/cumb/coming in any of my stories. opps, bit of an oversight. Defintely have to work in the 'I'm cooommmmiiinnnnngggggg!' into my next story.

 

[pop_54]

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I came, you came, they came, we all came, together. Catchy tune.

I've never used the word cum/came/cumb/coming in any of my stories. opps, bit of an oversight. Defintely have to work in the 'I'm cooommmmiiinnnnngggggg!' into my next story.

Ah cum on you must have used it at least once

 

[Guest]

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Ah cum on you . . .

Is that like - shame on you? You naughty, naughty girl?

No wait - that's in a DIFFERENT story!

 

[champagne1982]

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I came, you came, they came, we all came, together. Catchy tune.

I've never used the word cum/came/cumb/coming in any of my stories. opps, bit of an oversight. Defintely have to work in the 'I'm cooommmmiiinnnnngggggg!' into my next story.

ejaculate, orgasm, preseminal fluid,

His penis began to lubricate with preseminal fluid. His orgasm was imminent and in the way of most premature ejaculators, all too soon.

I suppose it works as long as he orgasms on her face and a spattering of the ejaculate pools in the corner of her eye.

 

[pop_54]

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ejaculate, orgasm, preseminal fluid,

His penis began to lubricate with preseminal fluid. His orgasm was imminent and in the way of most premature ejaculators, all too soon.

I suppose it works as long as he orgasms on her face and a spattering of the ejaculate pools in the corner of her eye.

You are so right. For the average lit reader to fully appreciate the beautifully elegant manner in which you portray the above sex act, it would have to culminate with hot steaming spunk splashing all over her face and up the far wall.

 

[NoJo]

ROFFLLAMIOUWS

ROFFLLAMIOUWS

Rolls on floor, farts loudly, laughs and makes Icelandic omelette under wife's sofa.

I think.

 

[SlickTony]

I think it's all right to spell it "cum" as a noun, but you should use it "come" if you're using it as a verb.

 

[wishfulthinking]

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Ah cum on you must have used it at least once

I'm afraid not. No lubricating preseminal fluid either, although that got me all hot and bothered. They just spurt like a fountain without verbal warning

 

[Vincent E]

Re: ROFFLLAMIOUWS

ROFFLLAMIOUWS

Rolls on floor, farts loudly, laughs and makes Icelandic omelette under wife's sofa.

I think.

Ah ha. Can't imagine why I didn't figure that out on my own. It was probably the omlette part that threw me off.

 

[KarenAM]

Omlettes will do that to you.

In my own work, I use "cum" as a noun, specifically to refer to semen, though I think it can also be used to refer to female ejaculate or the moisture of female arousal (Yep. I can talk them big words just like them sophisticated ladies).

I use "come" as a verb, to describe the orgasm (though who can really "describe" an orgasm?).

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I will use the word cum unless of course I am refering to seminal fluid produced by male fish then I tend to use milt.

Words like ejaculate, semen, seminal fluid, seed, sperm all work well too.
I tend to defer from the use of sperm cell, spermatozoan, spermatozoon, the male reproductive cell, the male gamete they just don't have that nasty touch.

"Comb" is a retarted way to describe it reminds me of a ctenophore or something swimming out of the penis.

 

[Boxlicker101]

i lost my microsoft word with a virus so have to rely on my school education - <ghasp>: Guys help me out!

Its just a quick grammer question realy:

Which of these is correct from a viewpoint of they're grammer (forget spelling - I know i suck. just dont even go there *ROFFLLAMIOUWS* )

"I was just about to comb".

"I was just about to cum".

also let me know if you think that the senetnses are HOT enough or how i could make them even hoter.

It's part of a long insect story im writing that promisses to be HOT but i dont know if it will get past laural (can she take a brib?) and it may be better off in non-consenct anyway.

Neither one is actually a sentence because they are both fragments although they would be okay if they were part of dialogue. For instance: Q: Are you almost done in the bathroom? Your answer: I was just about to comb. There is nothing the least bit hot about this piece of dialogue unless you were just about to comb someones pubic hair with your teeth.

The second fragment is also not very hot because it implies that something prevented the cumming, such as her husband breaking into the room or her suddenly farting. For instance: Q.: What were you doing when her husband hit you with the 2 by 4? A.: I was just about to cum. The way to make them hotter is to delete them and recycle the words into other sentences.