Got a vibrator in my dick....

[Purple Haze]

And full batteries, anybody wanna scream "Black and Decker"?

(zzzzzzzzzzzzmmmmmmmmmmmmmmprap-pap-pap-pap)

Easy in, easy out,

lube job included.

Strap-downs are standard with warranty and club membership.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm not fond of vibrating devices. Do you have anything in the realistic dildo line? Perhaps something double headed.

 

[unclej]

i thought that was black and pecker..

 

[Laurel]

My step brother had a gnarly bladder infection when he was a kid. For some reason, the doctors had to stick a tube into the tip of his penis and thread it down into his urethra. My bro said it was the most pain he'd ever experienced.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[SINthysist]

So the new batteries? Uh, the hole in back?

 

[Dillinger]

Variable speed?

 

[TWB]

Reversible?

 

[Ginny]

Clits Feel Good In Cockholes

I am thinking that having anything IN your dick would hurt like a sonofabitch.

oh now brat....you know one thang that feels pretty good?.....the very tip of a clit.....mmmmmm....just hold the head......kinda pull the slit open......mmmmm it should ooze a lil pre-cum....all juiced up....guide the hole to your clit......mine sticks up and out when hard...the very tip a rounded lil ball...with the hood pulled back....sink the cockhead hole onto the clit.....stuffing hard clit in.....oh jesus....talk about a rush....lil hole so juicy and hot....hold the head and stroke the hole on your clit...pinch the hole closed as you're stroking......oooohh my god girl...we're talking hotttttttt....

 

[uncledenny]

Thanks for bringing a pleasurable aspect to this thread, Ginny