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[rgraham666]

Thank you all.

But as explained in my profile, I'm actually a heretic. I'm nowhere near calm enough for guru.

Plus I believe being an actual guru involves no sex, so thank you very much, but I'll pass.

Oh wait! Narf! It has been thirteen years. Maybe I am a guru.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Come again?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... I believe being an actual guru involves no sex ...

I have been into Tantric Kama Sutra for nearly eight years. I have my Black G-string and everything!

I may be willing to forgoing intercourse, if I could ever get my Tantric Crystal Wand (TM) to operate properly.

http://www.tantra.com/tantra2/esen_img/50-026.jpg

At only 1/2" in diameter, women and men have both come to love this new design. Massages and stimulates both the female G-spot and the male prostate gland effortlessly. Includes a velvet pouch and helpful instruction guide.