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Just opened one from last night's take-out (we had to get take-out because of an oven incident - LOL).
It says - Where there is will, there is way.
In bed.
I like that.
It says - Where there is will, there is way.
In bed.
I like that.
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Several years ago a friend and I had a sort of competition to see who could get the best fortune when "Between the sheets." was added to it.
After a year and a half we called it a draw.
His best was: "You are the greatest in the world."
Mine: "You are the master of every situation."
But I now have a collection of a few hundred fortunes from dozens of Chinese restraunts from all over the country.
After a year and a half we called it a draw.
His best was: "You are the greatest in the world."
Mine: "You are the master of every situation."
But I now have a collection of a few hundred fortunes from dozens of Chinese restraunts from all over the country.
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rhinoguy said:
Lo Rhino... We don't do the fortune cookie thing over here much, a few chinky carry out places tried it, but no call for it...
However!... a mate of mine has the words 'Fuck off' stencilled on his welcome doormat in huge black letters, just inside the front door... causes some raised eyebrows occasionally, specially when the Jehova's witnesses call to try to convert him and he just remains silent while pointing at his doormat.
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rhinoguy said:
YES, we do that all the time!
The funniest one we had was, I was at the Chinese buffet with my husband and my boyfriend, and the three of us were planning to go home after for "dessert"
, and my husband opened his cookie and it said..."A friend will soon help you through turbulent times"
(..in bed)
We about died.
