going to the gyno....

Silverluna

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*eep* its that time again.....on friday.....i am dreading it already....
 
Think of him/her as a lover playing with you. I've cum going to see my OBGYN. I'm a sicko perv. And shit she was a woman!:eek:

What's that tell you about me?
 
Oh Yeah..There's nothing quite like getting naked, reclining back, and exposing yourself to someone and then remembering you aren't about to have any semblance of fun in that position.

Hope all goes well for you.
 
marksgirl said:
Think of him/her as a lover playing with you. I've cum going to see my OBGYN. I'm a sicko perv. And shit she was a woman!:eek:

What's that tell you about me?


eeep....NO! this lady is nice and all but she's also my mom's doctor.....im scared...i have been before but i still hate it worse than the dentist!!!!!
 
It's A Pap Smear!

Not Such A Deal, Girl:D

Try Singing A Showtune While It's Happening! LOL

Wait Til Ya Go Fer An Internal Ultrasound! LOL They Are An Exam And A Half!
 
*cring* since im still a virgin she makes this big deal about using the "little cranking device" to open me up.....
 
Emerald_eyed said:
Its like a curling iron looking thing.
I had one as a virgin, its ok if you relax. Its not fun, but shouldnt hurt.

its not the pain or anything like that...its the slam about still being a virgin....lol ...now im paranoid...sheesh....
 
Silverluna said:
*cring* since im still a virgin she makes this big deal about using the "little cranking device" to open me up.....


Uh ... by the " little cranking device" do you mean a speculum ?!

When a woman is given a pap smear , regardless if she is a virgin or not .. a speculum is used ..

Am I wrong ?!?:confused:
 
Aphrodisiac said:
Uh ... by the " little cranking device" do you mean a speculum ?!

When a woman is given a pap smear , regardless if she is a virgin or not .. a speculum is used ..

Am I wrong ?!?:confused:


yesh your right but there are two different sizes!!!
 
Silverluna said:
yesh your right but there are two different sizes!!!


I never knew there were 2 different sizes ... is it like one for non- virgins and the other for virgins ?!

This is rather interesting ... this is some thing I was never familiar with - - the first time I went to the gynocologist she explained every thing she was going to do and she showed me the instruments she would be using for my exam ... but she never said there were 2 sizes when it came to a speculum...

As for the virgin thing, you should not worry at all , and a gynocolgist should not be giving you any sort of remark when it comes to that .. .. I would think that is rather unprofessional.
 
Silverluna said:
yesh your right but there are two different sizes!!!

Yes, they do come in two different sizes but I don't think that one is for virgins and one for non-virgins. My doctor uses the smaller one on me and after three kids, I'm definitely NOT a virgin anymore.

Does your doc really make comments on your virginity or is that your own interpretation?
That sounds so harsh but I don't mean it that way. What I'm trying say is you said you were 'paranoid' about it and all, maybe you just think she's making a big deal. That doesn't sound much better does it??

Just do your best to relax and it'll be over before you know it. No one enjoys these exams for the most part ....... well except for marksgirl.
;)

Deep breathing always helps me get through the exams.
 
PepperminTrish said:
Yes, they do come in two different sizes but I don't think that one is for virgins and one for non-virgins. My doctor uses the smaller one on me and after three kids, I'm definitely NOT a virgin anymore.

It's been awhile since I've worked in a medical setting, almost 25 years! But I think there are more than two sizes of speculums. Someone here would know that- nurses or docs.
 
I can't stand it, either. Everytime I go in for one, I bleed. I just have sensitive cervix, I guess. I flipped out my ob when I was pregnant. They thought I was having some sort of problem, but I was just sensitive to the touch. Happens during sex, too.

But, the showtunes thing sounds pretty good. I usually hum or talk about the oddest things so it takes some of the frustration away.

I always seem to have a man doctor. That pisses me off. My insurance picks my docs for me.
 
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