God said no to alcohol but yes to blowing the legs off runners. Because that's sane.

[Busybody]

God said no to alcohol but yes to blowing the legs off runners. Because that's sane.

Fucking MUSLIMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


KILL EM ALL

 

[koalabear]

God is not against alcohol. That's just a bunch of shit.

 

[Busybody]

I know

Its some ALLAH shit

No BOOZE for YOU

I WANT IT ALL

 

[koalabear]

When he turned water into wine he didn't pour it out.

 

[Bobarino74]

When he turned water into wine he didn't pour it out.

That was Jesus Islam sees Jesus as a prophet and not god as we Christians do the whole trinity thing. Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy -Ben Franklin

 

[phrodeau]

Noah figured out how to make wine. Then he got drunk, stripped naked and passed out.

 

[koalabear]

Noah figured out how to make wine. Then he got drunk, stripped naked and passed out.

^Some people who live in basements have weird fantasies.

 

[phrodeau]

After Lot's wife turned salty, his daughters got him drunk so that they could fuck him.