Go Away!!

[CuCuKM]

*wobbles, thumps onto floor after losing balance, and rolls closer*

 

[asian_princess]

*crosses arms and leans against the wall, observing*

*points to the poster Needlebum is leaning against*

http://www.moonbattery.com/fling_poo_stand_clear_thumb.jpg

*then points to Monkey*

*and waits*

 

[kiwi_submissive]

*grabs matchs, gas and firelighters and runs away crying*

 

[Needfull Thing]

*points to the poster Needlebum is leaning against*

http://www.moonbattery.com/fling_poo_stand_clear_thumb.jpg

*then points to Monkey*

*and waits*

*pulls bright yellow Banana out of pocket and hurls it at the monkey, then commences leaning against the wall*

I've been a CNA. I have TASTED worse things than you can imagine.

 

[asian_princess]

*wobbles, thumps onto floor after losing balance, and rolls closer*

*sighs at the poetic post*

I'm going to keep you forever, Cucumpickle.

I mean.

GO AWAY!!! ...but come back when you've got a sandwich to go with you.

*rolls you out the door*

 

[asian_princess]

*pulls bright yellow Banana out of pocket and hurls it at the monkey, then commences leaning against the wall*

I've been a CNA. I have TASTED worse things than you can imagine.

NO feeding the Monkey!

Oh pffft.

I've eaten my own cooking.

You've got nothin' on me

*throws a muffin i just cooked and watches it bounce off your face and then break into on the ground*

Monkey poo muffin too!

 

[Graciesnort]

*cocks eye brow at the weird stand off between Funky and Graciesnort in the corner on my way out*​

What stand off? I won

*tip toes back in and slides a eunuchifier into Gsnort's hand*

Ok...now try again.

*wanders out to watch from an open window*​

*takes the eunuchifier with me for protection and heads down to the basement*

Careful. You're showing your niceness.

 

[asian_princess]

What stand off? I won

Yeah...the thing with Funkgar is ...you never really know if he's there or if he's being quiet or he's just preoccupied with Big Ben.

*takes the eunuchifier with me for protection and heads down to the basement*

Careful. You're showing your niceness.

Protection?!

You're the attacker!!

Which is why i'm standing outside the window.

Carry on, and stop peeking on me in the bathroom, that's the only time my niceness accidentally slips out.

 

[Graciesnort]

Yeah...the thing with Funkgar is ...you never really know if he's there or if he's being quiet or he's just preoccupied with Big Ben.

I think it's pretty much a given he's always preoccupied with Big Ben.

Doesn't change the fact that I win cause I made him go away

Protection?!

You're the attacker!!

Which is why i'm standing outside the window.

Carry on, and stop peeking on me in the bathroom, that's the only time my niceness accidentally slips out.

I'm only the attacker when I feel threatened.

Don't threaten me and we're all good.

You know this about me.

 

[asian_princess]

I think it's pretty much a given he's always preoccupied with Big Ben.

Doesn't change the fact that I win cause I made him go away

Dude. Seriously. He's like a full body Big Ben.


Um. That wasn't a compliment Funkgar.

I'm only the attacker when I feel threatened.

Don't threaten me and we're all good.

You know this about me.

I do know. I never threaten you.

I lure you with good natured insults and funny mockings.

It's those non go-awayers that provoke the attacker with lines.

 

[Graciesnort]

Dude. Seriously. He's like a full body Big Ben.


Um. That wasn't a compliment Funkgar.

Don't listen to her. She was really trying to woo you, Edgar.

I do know. I never threaten you.

I lure you with good natured insults and funny mockings.

It's those non go-awayers that provoke the attacker with lines.

It's not necessarily an insult when you're simply telling the truth

The mockings are only funny to you.

No worries. I'll camp out here and people will stay away.

I'm your new secret weapon.

 

[SavourYou30]

Don't listen to her. She was really trying to woo you, Edgar.




It's not necessarily an insult when you're simply telling the truth

The mockings are only funny to you.

No worries. I'll camp out here and people will stay away.

I'm your new secret weapon.

Gracie is man-repellant

 

[Graciesnort]

Gracie is man-repellant

And yet here you are. Interesting.

 

[asian_princess]

And yet here you are. Interesting.

He didn't say eunuch repellent.

 

[SavourYou30]

And yet here you are. Interesting.

My lack of male genitalia renders me immune.

 

[Graciesnort]

He didn't say eunuch repellent.

I know. I was actually trying to make him utter that word himself.

 

[asian_princess]

Don't listen to her. She was really trying to woo you, Edgar.
.

Pfft, I could woo the pants of Funky.

Which...you know, not saying much.

And I could do it without waving any goddamn mini monuments too.

It's not necessarily an insult when you're simply telling the truth

The mockings are only funny to you.

No worries. I'll camp out here and people will stay away.

I'm your new secret weapon.

Dude.

You're Go Away Girl.

Or would you prefer, Fuck Off Bitch.

 

[SavourYou30]

I know. I was actually trying to make him utter that word himself.

My words are carefully chosen weapons.

 

[asian_princess]

I know. I was actually trying to make him utter that word himself.

My lack of male genitalia renders me immune.

Not good enough.

Try again, or GO AWAY

 

[Graciesnort]

Pfft, I could woo the pants of Funky.

Which...you know, not saying much.

And I could do it without waving any goddamn mini monuments too.

Dude.

You're Go Away Girl.

Or would you prefer, Fuck Off Bitch.

Woo him. I dare you.

Fuck Off Bitch sounds ... hmm. Ugh. I'll get back to you on that. I'm sludgey.

My words are carefully chosen weapons.

I'm immune.

 

[SavourYou30]

Try again, or GO AWAY

I'm immune.

Seems we are at a stalemate. My only option is to whip this out...

!!!!!!!!!!PoLka pARtY!!!!!!!!!

*dances like a loon*

 

[Graciesnort]

Seems we are at a stalemate. My only option is to whip this out...

!!!!!!!!!!PoLka pARtY!!!!!!!!!

*dances like a loon*

*glares*

Die.

Snort! You fucker.

 

[asian_princess]

I'm immune.

Seems we are at a stalemate. My only option is to whip this out...

!!!!!!!!!!PoLka pARtY!!!!!!!!!

*dances like a loon*

*blinks*

Is this one of yours?

 

[Graciesnort]

*blinks*

Is this one of yours?

I believe he discovered this thread long before I did.

So he must be one of yours.

 

[SavourYou30]

*glares*

Die.

Snort! You fucker.

*blinks*

Is this one of yours?

It's my only defense mechanism. I'm the manwhore version of an Ostrich.