Go Away!!

[asian_princess]

I mean it.

Don't you dare talk to me.

In fact, by the title, you shouldn't even be reading this.

Stop it! Stop reading! Don't make me tell on you!

SCAT!

*chases you away with a broom*

Good riddance.

*mumbles about -...*

*looks up*

Wait...are you reading my mumbles?!

What did I tell you!?

Doesn't anyone listen when I tell them not to listen anymore!??

*makes a scary face at you (no, not my normal one! meanie!) *

I'm not kidding!

GO AWAY!!

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P.S. if there’s anyone else who wishes to be a gone’d awayer, I guess you could join me. If you really must.
Just…not too close. Like…over there, where I can’t see you. Or smell you. And don’t breathe too loud. Or at all.

Also ...i totally did not post this thread already in the wrong place which made me even more grumpy.

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[SavourYou30]

There's the Appy we all know and love. So mad you forgot how to post in the proper board.

 

[asian_princess]

There's the Appy we all know and love. So mad you forgot how to post in the proper board.

I said I DIDN"T!!!

GO AWAY!

 

[Douchemoron]

I was going to leave up until you mentioned SCAT.

It's my favorite sexual kink, you know.

 

[curious_me]

I'm away!
Just pretend that I'm invisible!

 

[asian_princess]

I was going to leave up until you mentioned SCAT.

It's my favorite sexual kink, you know.

Glad to hear it.

http://thinkingshop.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/poo-flinging_monkey.gif

Try not to fall too much in lust with me now. It's just sex.

Now GO AWAY

 

[Douchemoron]

K, bye.

 

[SavourYou30]

I said I DIDN"T!!!

GO AWAY!

A little more quiver of the lip... good. Now stomp! A bit to the left... PERFECT!

 

[asian_princess]

I'm away!
Just pretend that I'm invisible!

I don't pretend!!!

YOU pretend!

*waits for you to pretend*

I can still see you!!

GO AWAY and practise pretending better.






er...but...er...mind the monkey.

 

[curious_me]

I don't pretend!!!

YOU pretend!

*waits for you to pretend*

I can still see you!!

GO AWAY and practise pretending better.






er...but...er...mind the monkey.

What do you know?
You look even sexier when you're mad therefore I have no incentives on going away!

 

[asian_princess]

K, bye.

*waves* Monkey said bye bye! And left you a special present!

A little more quiver of the lip... good. Now stomp! A bit to the left... PERFECT!

*stomps to the left on your foot*

*and stomps a little to the right on your other foot*

PERFECT! I like a little limp when you're going away

 

[asian_princess]

What do you know?
You look even sexier when you're mad therefore I have no incentives on going away!

DID YOU NOT SEE THE MONKEY?!!??!

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w25/jjh4/Monkey%20II/poop.jpg

 

[SavourYou30]

*waves* Monkey said bye bye! And left you a special present!

*stomps to the left on your foot*

*and stomps a little to the right on your other foot*

PERFECT! I like a little limp when you're going away

Going away? We're just getting warmed up.

Come give Daddy a hug

 

[asian_princess]

Going away? We're just getting warmed up.

Come give Daddy a hug

Hug the monkey!

 

[SavourYou30]

Hug the monkey!

May I frame that?

 

[asian_princess]

May I frame that?

No!

You're not even supposed to see it, since you're going away!



Leave the coffee.

 

[SavourYou30]

No!

You're not even supposed to see it, since you're going away!



Leave the coffee.

Snorts told me to bring it to HER though!

 

[asian_princess]

Snorts told me to bring it to HER though!

Then what are you doing here?!?

You're violating BOTH wishes, mine by not going away and hers by not going there!

BAD EUNUCH!

 

[SavourYou30]

Looks like I'm THIS close to getting that threesome.

 

[asian_princess]

Looks like I'm THIS close to getting that threesome.

Leave my defenseless poo flinging monkey out of your perversities!!!!

BEAST!

 

[SavourYou30]

Leave my defenseless poo flinging monkey out of your perversities!!!!

BEAST!

Thank you Appy. I enjoyed that very much.

Sweet dreams

 

[curious_me]

DID YOU NOT SEE THE MONKEY?!!??!

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w25/jjh4/Monkey%20II/poop.jpg

So, who gets angrier?
You or the monkey?

 

[prettykitty101]

Sorry...I was looking for the "Come closer and snuggle me up" thread.
*tiptoes out, keeping an eye on that damn monkey*

 

[Damariscotta]

I was always a glutton for punishment. Thread titles like this one just make want to post and say 'how you doin'?'

 

[asian_princess]

Thank you Appy. I enjoyed that very much.

Sweet dreams

Any time you feel like you want to be thrown out of somewhere and feel like your presence is not wanted, please, I'll be here.

And take your empty coffee cup with you!