Go Away!!

[SavourYou30]

Sorry sugar, size does count!

They all lied to you.

Why do you think I like gag-balls so much? Makes it harder for them to laugh.

 

[Mrs.H]

Why do you think I like gag-balls so much? Makes it harder for them to laugh.

Smart thinking!!

Hey aPpY? Can we use him as one of our Cabana Boys?

 

[asian_princess]

Smart thinking!!

Hey aPpY? Can we use him as one of our Cabana Boys?

*gigglesnorts and links arms with you*

I dunno - you gotta ask Graciesnort, he's her eunuch not mine!

 

[Graciesnort]

Smart thinking!!

Hey aPpY? Can we use him as one of our Cabana Boys?

*gigglesnorts and links arms with you*

I dunno - you gotta ask Graciesnort, he's her eunuch not mine!

Sure, ya'll can have him!

But be careful. He's a very, very sneaky eunuch.

 

[CuCuKM]

*crawls out and notices a mess in the place, and brings out a broom and dustpan to clean up all the marshmellows. After finishing with the mellows, goes on to take care of flung poo and to feed the monkey.*

*hugs apPy and steps away to see if anything else needs doing*
Tlick, tlick.

*looks around and dances before waddling over to its cozy and crawling back to were it came from.*

 

[asian_princess]

*locks all the doors and places booby traps on all the knobs and stetches ou completely at peace*

 

[BlackManFux]

*locks all the doors and places booby traps on all the knobs and stetches ou completely at peace*

*wonders why Appy is locking us in together.....*

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

*locks all the doors and places booby traps on all the knobs and stetches ou completely at peace*

Oi, I left you a present on that other thread, wanted to know if you saw it? It's got allsorts and wellington boots!

 

[asian_princess]

*wonders why Appy is locking us in together.....*

*whips head around*

Stowaway!!!!

Which....*giggles* kinda rhymes with GO Away...damn you sneaky poets!

But...since you're here...

Oi, I left you a present on that other thread, wanted to know if you saw it? It's got allsorts and wellington boots!

ALL SORTS?!?!?! and BOOTS!!!

*breaks open a window with a baseball bat to go see, pinching the Bodaliciouness butt on the way out *

 

[hiiyah777]

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[JediPikachuOy]

Heheh. That asian chick has bewbs.

 

[DehviantGirl]

Hey there ApPy! I was just walking down this street and saw that you lived here------oh wait.

*ducks and dodges flinging poo*

What the fuck was that?

*poo pie grazes arm*

Who's throwing that? What's that smell? Ohhh....

*poo sticks to shirt*

YUCK! Get that monkey out of he-----*ducks poo coming at face*

Wow he's really got an arm!

*backs up several hundred yards and snipes money with dart gun....monkey's fast asleep*

So what's going on in here, ApPy? You know you gotta monkey flinging poo outside? But I took care of him. He seemed kinda cranky.

I picked these for you. *hands ApPy two dozen fresh dandelions*

They go with your beautiful red dress. Care to dance?

*bats eyelashes......whips out bunch of grapes and palm branch*

Or you can just sit back and relax???

This is a cute, funny, charming post. Bound to make ApPy smile even wider.

 

[hiiyah777]

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[Jinxi Minxi]

ALL SORTS?!?!?! and BOOTS!!!

*breaks open a window with a baseball bat to go see, pinching the Bodaliciouness butt on the way out *

oOops...I forgot to retrieve these on that other thread and leave 'em here...so here they are now...

http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee434/BodaciousBitch/allsorts.jpg
These are edible, lickable and suckable.

http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee434/BodaciousBitch/allsortswellies.jpg
These ones are NOT! Just in case you forget in your caffeine induced hyperness.

 

[asian_princess]

*blinks and looks over at my tranquilised poo flinging monkey*

Oh.

*lookes down at the two dozen fresh dandelions*

Ohh.

*looks at YahYah holding the grapes and palm branch*

What the hell, it's almost the weekend *nods* it is!! It's closer to the weekend than if it was MONDAY, so there! You agree with me don't you YahYah *doesn't give chance to reply* See? He agrees with me? and he's here of his own free will.

*lays back and lets YahYah fan me and feed me grapes...of his own free will*

 

[asian_princess]

This is a cute, funny, charming post. Bound to make ApPy smile even wider.

It did, but, we won't tell him that, k, Devo?

 

[asian_princess]

*sneaks in....slowly....*

*puts down fresh cup of coffee then runs out*

*leaves engagement ring on table next to coffee with handwritten note saying "will you marry me? circle yes or no"*

COFFFFFFEEEEEEE!!

*grabs it and accidentally spills and uses the piece of scrap paper laying there on the table to mop it up*

Only YayYah could've been so sweet as to leave this here for me.

Oh...and what's this!? JEWELLERY!!

*slips the ring on and wanders off coddling my delicious coffee wondering why YahYah didn't leave me a note*

 

[asian_princess]

oOops...I forgot to retrieve these on that other thread and leave 'em here...so here they are now...

http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee434/BodaciousBitch/allsorts.jpg
These are edible, lickable and suckable.

http://i1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee434/BodaciousBitch/allsortswellies.jpg
These ones are NOT! Just in case you forget in your caffeine induced hyperness.

*squeals with joy at the presents left by the bootilicious bodaliciousness and in my excitement forgets to follow her orders and stomps on the delicious allsorts making allsorts wine while nibbling and licking and sucking the wellies*

Hmm...bit chewy but still yummy!!!

Thank you Bodabutt!!!!!!!!

*fills up a bottle all sorts wine for her next time she comes to visit*

 

[SavourYou30]

G'nite cutie-pants.

 

[asian_princess]

*looks at the happy, fun, joyful mess of my precious grumpy thread*

No no no no no no!

This won't do!

Listen up!

Don't make me say it again!!

There will be no talking, no fraternising, no fun making!!

This is for anti-socials only!

http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/86/686/Anti-Social-Means-Go-Away_2620-l.jpg

*folds arms and looks serious* I mean it!

Go Away!



Unless you bring coffee, that's what the cat flap is for.

 

[asian_princess]

G'nite cutie-pants.

Graciesnort's not here but I'll pass on the message.

And no doubt hers in reply will be GO AWAY

Leave the donuts.

 

[hiiyah777]

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[Graciesnort]

Graciesnort's not here but I'll pass on the message.

And no doubt hers in reply will be GO AWAY

Leave the donuts.

He was clearly speaking to you.

*takes the donuts*

 

[Mrs.H]

YahYah and aPpY sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

 

[hiiyah777]

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