Girl's names and what images they conjour up

I remember poor dear Chastity being seriously hit on.

And Grace was a dirty slut (popular with the boys, of course). Regina, too.

Hope held out till after she was married - and then found she preferred girls ;)
 
And don't talk to me about Prudence - she was knocked up before she learned to drive.

But Emily - I remember my brother talking about a girl of that name we both knew at school: "She's the sort of girl you want to take in your arms, gaze into her eyes, whisper sweet things in her ear, and fuck her till she's beyond screaming".

I laughed - but my mother - who was in earshot and also called Emily - never looked at my brother in quite the same way ever after... ;)
 
Got nothing.

What happens by the walls of Troy stays by the walls of Troy.

"Girls just wanna have fun!"

Emily Mortimer has a standing invitation to sit on my face.
I feel the same way about Emily Blunt

My wife's name is Cindy

Really nothing for Jennifer?
 
She can sit on my face, too. Once Ms. Mortimer is done.


Well, Jennifer Connelly had nice tits back in the day. I killed a couple dozen kittens in her honor in the early 1990s.
It would be blunt first for me

Don't get the kitten reference
 
What images do the following girls' names conjour up:

Jennifer
Helen
Cindy
Emily
Jennifer- 80's-era Duran Duran worshipping, Esprit clothes wearing, trendy preppy high school girl.

Helen- Formerly a 40's era Rosie Riveter type pinup lady, now an elderly church going woman who runs bake sales and bingo nights.

Cindy- Hot sexy goth chick, likes black eyeliner, fishnets, and leather outfits.

Emily- pretty but super uptight Mormon woman. Pleasant, good looking, outgoing and friendly, but prudish in most other ways. Likely in her early 20's, married to a guy who'se at least 10-15 years older, and has at least three kids.
 
Jennifer -slim teen with preppy clothes and likely to cheat
Helen -- nerdy, grad student looks sweet and innocent, but
Cindy -- mature, married woman with lots of lovers in her past
Emily -- sleeps with her professors

These are the names of women I know or have known
 
What images do the following girls' names conjour up:

Jennifer
Every girl in High School.
Introduced me to my first wife
The name of our microwave. Named after wife's bitchy co-worker, because if you take too long to take something out of the microwave she starts beeping at you. To which we reply "SHUTUP CINDY!"
Really cute soprano I had a crush on. i asked her out and she told me she had a boyfriend. Like a dagger in the gut.
 
Staci and Ashley were at the mall. But malls are dying. Now they're somewhere else, probably doing something on their phones.
 
Some more names for you:

  • Catherine
  • Naomi
  • Claire
  • Iris
  • Josephine
  • Elisabeth
  • Sabine
Catherine- oddly, every girl I've ever met who was named Catherine was a Catholic. Not sure how or why that worked out like that.

Naomi- hot blonde, super relaxed, outgoing, and chill.

Claire- hot blonde, super uptight and frigid.

Iris- Some artsy, nerdy chick who is super cool and sexy once you get to know her.

Josephine- gnarly punk rock chick with hell of tattoos.

Elisabeth- A girl with a nice butt, super educated and intelligent, graduated from medical school.

Sabine- I dunno; I've never actually met anyone named "Sabine."
 
Catherine- oddly, every girl I've ever met who was named Catherine was a Catholic. Not sure how or why that worked out like that.

Naomi- hot blonde, super relaxed, outgoing, and chill.

Claire- hot blonde, super uptight and frigid.

Iris- Some artsy, nerdy chick who is super cool and sexy once you get to know her.

Josephine- gnarly punk rock chick with hell of tattoos.

Elisabeth- A girl with a nice butt, super educated and intelligent, graduated from medical school.

Sabine- I dunno; I've never actually met anyone named "Sabine."
Bump .....
 
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