Girls Corner

[Svenskaflicka]

I found a very funny site about sex. It's in Swedish, so most of you wouldn't be able to read it, but hey, don't worry! I'll share the pics and translate the text for ya.

When women look in the mirror, they see...

3 years old: Looks at herself and thinks "I look like a princess!"
8years old: Looks at herself and thinks "I look like Cinderella/Show White!"
15 years old: Looks at herself and thinks "I look like Cinderella/Show White!" UNLESS she's got PMS, in which case she thinks "Mum, I can't go to school looking like this! I'm fat/ugly/I've got pimples!"
20 years old: Looks at herself and thinks "I'm too fat/too thin, too short/too long, my hair is too straight/my hair is too curly" - but then she decides to go anyway, she's good enough.
30 years old: Looks at herself and thinks "I'm too fat/too thin, too short/too long, my hair is too straight/my hair is too curly" - but then she decides that she doesn't have time to fix herself up, so she just has to go anyway.
40 years old: Looks at herself and thinks "I'm too fat/too thin, too short/too long, my hair is too straight/my hair is too curly - but then she says to herself "Well, atleast my clothes are clean", and then she goes anyway.
50 years old: Looks at herself, says "I AM", and goes wherever the hell she wants.
60 years old: Looks at hersef, thinks about all the people who can't see themselves in the mirror anymore, and then goes out to conquer the world.
70 years old: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and experience. Then she goes out to enjoy life.
80 years old: Doesn't bother looking, she just grabs a purple hat and goes out to get a laugh out of the world around her.

 

[CharleyH]

All I know is Bergman, yet somehow this Sweedish is . . . strangely . . . English Thanks for the interp! FUN - LOL in a wide smile.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

WARNING! Drinking alcohol may cause you to...

• wonder where the heck your bra went.
• think that you're whispering, when you're actually talking VERY LOUDLY.
• repeatedly tell your friends that you lvoe them. Really. Abscholutely.
• believe that you can sing.
• dance like a lunatic.
• think that your ex-es are actually sitting up eagerly waiting for you to call them at 4am.
• think that you can have a logic conversation with people of the opposite sex without accidentally spitting in their face.
• think that you know Kung Fu, which will lead to you getting your ass kicked by someone who REALLY knows Kung Fu.
• turn around in the morning to see something really horrible.
• think that people are laughing WITH you.
• think that you are invisible.
• believe that you're faster, smarter, sexier and ruder than everyone else.
• experience certain disruptances in the space/time continuum, thereby losing whole segments of time.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"It's no use, boys - it's an asshole!"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The reason we haven't been invaded yet.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Men - romantics at heart!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Rudolph

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, that's it! I gotta start watching football games!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Transvestite? Transsexual?

Or just a guy whose father wouldn't let him play with his sister's doll when he was a kid?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It tastes like chicken.

 

[CharleyH]

Hey Svenska, as I have been corrected correctly I think - where the fuck is hubby, and why aren't you getting laid? lol

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hubby's at work, in Boston, too busy to call me.

Here's someone who's more lucky. Maybe I ought to go down to the lake and follow her example?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Yikes!

 

[Guest]

Flickamou, I loved the asshole one and the 'tastes like chicken'. Having a funny Valentine's, which is way better than having a 'funny Valentine'.

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Same to you, Perditayayamouyaya!

You know, I just have to ive you all the address for this site - lok for the links with numbers in them, and you may vote for "Most Hansome Dick 2003".

Girls Corner

 

[CharleyH]

The prince frog has a very oversized . . . but I've seen Perdita's tongue, I think its, bigger . . .hmmmm . . . oh Valentine is for nasty thoughts! ;(

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Actally, I think the princess should stick with the frog in his current state. He's got a big dick, a really long tongue - and he's portable!

And I seriously doubt that he'd get any more intelligent or cuddly as a man.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Meanwhile, on another thread, far, far away in the Cyberia galaxy...

Gays in the army

 

[Guest]

Charley! you, you... darling, you. (You get extra tongue now .)

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

That's YOUR bunny in your AV, Perdita? It's adorable! What a cute little bunny-wunny! Look at that nose! And those big, round cheeks! Ooooh, I'd like to hug it and cover it in kisses!

Gulle-gulle-nin! Vilken söööööt liten fluffis! Snutte-plutte-gnutt!

*breaks down into Swedish babytalk*

 

[Guest]

Yes, he's my new love. He doesn't say much but this morning I thought he was trying to say Mummy. Best little bloke I know. I'll try the Swedish on him later, I don't think he'll notice my bad accent.

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*cooes madly*