Giraffe in the dining room

[IrezumiKiss]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/21/article-0-05C980A5000005DC-696_634x445.jpg

http://www.silverspoonlondon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Hotel-Review-Giraffe-Manor_-10.jpg

Yeah, you thought this was just another parody thread, didn'tcha?

 

[Libsam]

Opulence, I has it.

http://i.imgur.com/8t57B0B.gif

 

[Hypoxia]

You pay extra for that, y'know.

And the giraffes are drugged.

There's no Easter Bunny either.

Doesn't reality suck?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

"WAITER! More hand sanitizer here, please."