staggerlee
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Jan 23, 2004
- Posts
- 319
All Politics all the time:cookiejar said:Men: For $1500 would you shoot a Hustler pictorial of Janet Reno? Sure, why not.
Ladies: Same question but of Newt Gingrich?
Men: Electric shaver or razor? Razor
Ladies: Briefs, bikinis, thong, commando?
Change of pace idiotic question:
You have $50,000 and must spend every cent of it at Christies's auction house. Which items would you buy?
The original Monica Lewinsky-Linda Tripp tapes. $10,000
Actual videotape of Monica blowing the prez. $20,000
Hitler's foreskin(With certificate of authenticity signed by Kurt Waldheim.) $25,000
8 ounces of collagen taken from Rock Hudson's lips. $1500
John Goodman's personal toilet seat. $3,500
Saddam Hussein's first Barbie doll (wounds inflicted by a young Saddam.) $5,000
Hillary Clinton's actual diary. $10,000
A single hair taken from Garth Brook's butt. $20,000
A single hair taken from Roseanne Barr's butt. $5
One centileter of biologically preserved semen donated by George Clooney. $3,500
A used pair of Farrah Fawcet's panties after sex with Ryan O'Neal. $3,500
Lewinsky-Tripp tapes Dollar Bill getting a blow job. Hitlery's Diary. The New Manifesto.


