Getting to Know One Another.

[tn_8tiv]

i say you toni and AA ...you two make a great couple....

What about us darlin?

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Men: For $1500 would you shoot a Hustler pictorial of Janet Reno?

Ladies: Same question but of Newt Gingrich? sure

Men: Electric shaver or razor?

Ladies: Briefs, bikinis, thong, commando? thong mostly, my ass gets stressed if overly dressed


Change of pace idiotic question:

You have $50,000 and must spend every cent of it at Christies's auction house. Which items would you buy?
nope
The original Monica Lewinsky-Linda Tripp tapes. $10,000
nope

Actual videotape of Monica blowing the prez. $20,000
yawn

Hitler's foreskin(With certificate of authenticity signed by Kurt Waldheim.) $25,000
gag me yuk

8 ounces of collagen taken from Rock Hudson's lips. $1500
nope

John Goodman's personal toilet seat. $3,500
mmmm nope

Saddam Hussein's first Barbie doll (wounds inflicted by a young Saddam.) $5,000
nope

Hillary Clinton's actual diary. $10,000
yawn

A single hair taken from Garth Brook's butt. $20,000
nope........kid rock is a yes

A single hair taken from Roseanne Barr's butt. $5
no way

One centileter of biologically preserved semen donated by George Clooney. $3,500 Oh my hot flash at the thought yes this one, nothing else floats my boat

A used pair of Farrah Fawcet's panties after sex with Ryan O'Neal. $3,500
nope

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Men: For $1500 would you shoot a Hustler pictorial of Janet Reno?

For $1500 I'd shoot it, I'd never look at it afterwards and I'd say someone else did it, but I'd take the $1500.

Men: Electric shaver or razor?

Razor, electric shaves don't last out the day.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Men: For $1500 would you shoot a Hustler pictorial of Janet Reno?

For $1500 I'd shoot it, I'd never look at it afterwards and I'd say someone else did it, but I'd take the $1500.

Men: Electric shaver or razor?

Razor, electric shaves don't last out the day.

morning

 

[tn_8tiv]

Men: For $1500 would you shoot a Hustler pictorial of Janet Reno?

For $1500 I'd shoot it, I'd never look at it afterwards and I'd say someone else did it, but I'd take the $1500.

Men: Electric shaver or razor?

Razor, electric shaves don't last out the day.

I'd be glad to shoot Janet Reno if she was performing oral sex on Christie Brinkley

 

[cookiejar]

I'd be glad to shoot Janet Reno if she was performing oral sex on Christie Brinkley

No one plays fair...

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Change of pace idiotic question:

You have $50,000 and must spend every cent of it at Christies's auction house. Which items would you buy?

The original Monica Lewinsky-Linda Tripp tapes. $10,000
No

Actual videotape of Monica blowing the prez. $20,000
Yes, then I could sell it to the Republicans...

Hitler's foreskin(With certificate of authenticity signed by Kurt Waldheim.) $25,000
Not a chance

8 ounces of collagen taken from Rock Hudson's lips. $1500
nope

John Goodman's personal toilet seat. $3,500
mmmm nope

Saddam Hussein's first Barbie doll (wounds inflicted by a young Saddam.) $5,000
No

Hillary Clinton's actual diary. $10,000
Maybe.... same reason

A single hair taken from Garth Brook's butt. $20,000
No

A single hair taken from Roseanne Barr's butt. $5
Yuck

One centileter of biologically preserved semen donated by George Clooney. $3,500
Ok, but I'd give it to EW to make a necklace.

A used pair of Farrah Fawcet's panties after sex with Ryan O'Neal. $3,500
Maybe before sex with Ryan, but not after. At least she used to be a fantasy.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

I'd be glad to shoot Janet Reno if she was performing oral sex on Christie Brinkley

Well, in that case, screw the $1500 and hand Janet the camera!!!

 

[MT_Pitcher]

morning

Morning sweety
See, I even thought of you this morning on my George Clooney answer.

 

[tn_8tiv]

Well, in that case, screw the $1500 and hand Janet the camera!!!

I'm not sure Janet would know which end to point at the target! But what the hell, screw Christie and forget the rest.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Ah, but the camera is just to keep her busy... and out of the way!!

Any pictures would just be a bonus!!

 

[Guest 2]

Mmmm


I can see a few in here, that would make cute LIT COUPLE, but I will NOT interfere anymore, LOL Much safer that way.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Change of pace idiotic question:

You have $50,000 and must spend every cent of it at Christies's auction house. Which items would you buy?

The original Monica Lewinsky-Linda Tripp tapes. $10,000
No

Actual videotape of Monica blowing the prez. $20,000
Yes, then I could sell it to the Republicans...

Hitler's foreskin(With certificate of authenticity signed by Kurt Waldheim.) $25,000
Not a chance

8 ounces of collagen taken from Rock Hudson's lips. $1500
nope

John Goodman's personal toilet seat. $3,500
mmmm nope

Saddam Hussein's first Barbie doll (wounds inflicted by a young Saddam.) $5,000
No

Hillary Clinton's actual diary. $10,000
Maybe.... same reason

A single hair taken from Garth Brook's butt. $20,000
No

A single hair taken from Roseanne Barr's butt. $5
Yuck

One centileter of biologically preserved semen donated by George Clooney. $3,500
Ok, but I'd give it to EW to make a necklace.

A used pair of Farrah Fawcet's panties after sex with Ryan O'Neal. $3,500
Maybe before sex with Ryan, but not after. At least she used to be a fantasy.

AWWW Thank you baby and I'd wear it proudly mmmm

 

[tonitits]

Men: For $1500 would you shoot a Hustler pictorial of Janet Reno?

Ladies: Same question but of Newt Gingrich?

This one is hard, but someone might have to do it and I think I MIGHT could for $1500, I would just be shooting him, right?

Men: Electric shaver or razor?

Ladies: Briefs, bikinis, thong, commando?
usually bikinis, but thongs occassionally and with lingerie
Change of pace idiotic question:

You have $50,000 and must spend every cent of it at Christies's auction house. Which items would you buy?

The original Monica Lewinsky-Linda Tripp tapes. $10,000

Actual videotape of Monica blowing the prez. $20,000

Hitler's foreskin(With certificate of authenticity signed by Kurt Waldheim.) $25,000

8 ounces of collagen taken from Rock Hudson's lips. $1500

John Goodman's personal toilet seat. $3,500

Saddam Hussein's first Barbie doll (wounds inflicted by a young Saddam.) $5,000

Hillary Clinton's actual diary. $10,000

A single hair taken from Garth Brook's butt. $20,000

A single hair taken from Roseanne Barr's butt. $5

One centileter of biologically preserved semen donated by George Clooney. $3,500

A used pair of Farrah Fawcet's panties after sex with Ryan O'Neal. $3,500

I wouldn't do it. The George Clooney semen is tempting but I would have to pass on all of them!

 

[Angel_Diva]

Men: For $1500 would you shoot a Hustler pictorial of Janet Reno?

Ladies: Same question but of Newt Gingrich?

Men: Electric shaver or razor?

Ladies: Briefs, bikinis, thong, commando? - hmm.... commando


Change of pace idiotic question:

You have $50,000 and must spend every cent of it at Christies's auction house. Which items would you buy?

The original Monica Lewinsky-Linda Tripp tapes. $10,000 - neh.... didn't like her in the first place.

Actual videotape of Monica blowing the prez. $20,000 - LOL... maybe, fun to watch!

Hitler's foreskin (With certificate of authenticity signed by Kurt Waldheim.) $25,000 - NO WAY....

8 ounces of collagen taken from Rock Hudson's lips. $1500 - ewwwwwwww..... NO.

John Goodman's personal toilet seat. $3,500 - I have my OWN personal toilet seat... thanks.

Saddam Hussein's first Barbie doll (wounds inflicted by a young Saddam.) $5,000 - HEH..... NO.

HillaryClinton's actual diary. $10,000 - hmm.... yes..... then there are limited possibilities!

A single hair taken from Garth Brook's butt. $20,000 - ewwwww..... no.

A single hair taken from Roseanne Barr's butt. $5 - sorry, i don't collect butt hair.

One centileter of biologically preserved semen donated by George Clooney. $3,500 - mmm.... george clooney.... why not!

A used pair of Farrah Fawcet's panties after sex with Ryan O'Neal. $3,500 - *gag* no thank you.

I'm cheap.... and i only spend on items that i actually like and need.

 

[tn_8tiv]

I'm cheap.... and i only spend on items that i actually like and need.

Angel, that's not cheap, that's thrifty.

 

[cookiejar]

Angel, that's not cheap, that's thrifty.

But if you look it says you MUST spend it all...

 

[tn_8tiv]

But if you look it says you MUST spend it all...

Hell, I'll be glad to spend what she doesn't..I'll spend it on booze and wild women.

 

[cookiejar]

Hell, I'll be glad to spend what she doesn't..I'll spend it on booze and wild women.

Why am I not surprised?

 

[tn_8tiv]

Why am I not surprised?

Cause you're such a smart cookie

 

[Angel_Diva]

Angel, that's not cheap, that's thrifty.

some ppl call it cheap... and i'll admit that i might be cheap sometimes, but some of the items you listed.... just gave me a shudder.

But if you look it says you MUST spend it all...

Yes... but like i said.... I don't collect butt hair

Hell, I'll be glad to spend what she doesn't..I'll spend it on booze and wild women.

I don't think those are listed

 

[TexasFunGuy]

The weekend is here and maybe then I can have a chance to keep up with all ya'lls questions. Oh wait what am I saying... I never answer the questions anyway.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

The weekend is here and maybe then I can have a chance to keep up with all ya'lls questions. Oh wait what am I saying... I never answer the questions anyway.

you know your right. lol hello baby hope your week end is great

 

[TexasFunGuy]

you know your right. lol hello baby hope your week end is great

Hello EW. My weekend has been good so far. Too bad it almost half over now. How has your weekend been?

 

[someplace]

Men: For $1500 would you shoot a Hustler pictorial of Janet Reno?

Ladies: Same question but of Newt Gingrich?

I once spent a weekend with the gentleman in question, so I'd answer yes to your question. The money would be nice, but not necessary for the chance to see him again. He was probably THE most intelligent person I've ever met. Very, very interesting. Evading his "minders" was quite the escapade.