Getting to Know One Another.

ok ready for more Q's....
here we gooooooooooooooo


Do you ever spit or pick your nose in public?
What about cleaning your teeth with a toothpick?

Do you judge others by higher or lower standards than you use to judge yourself?

For $2,000 would you be willing to stand up in a crowded restaurant and, for at least a minute, loudly berate a waitress for some trival imperfection in the service??If not, consider how grateful the waitress would be if you did so and later split the money with her.

How serious would an affair need to be before you want and expect to be told about it?What makes hearing such a confession so threatening that most people would rather be deceived? Is this kind of honesty more likely to be destrutive or lead to greater intimacy and trust?How much do you trust your lover? How much can you be trusted??


have fun answering these...:kiss: 's
 
If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability , what would it be???

to be able to read minds ...

Would you be willing to murder an innocent person if it would end world hunger??
No way 2 wrongs NEVER make a right

Would you rather be given $10,000 for your own use or $100,000 to give anonymously to strangers? What if you could keep $1,000,000 or give away $20,000,000?

keep $1,000,000...and give some of it away ..later..hehhe


Would you give up half of what you now own for a pill that would permanently change you so that one hour of sleep each day would fully refresh you?
no Its all mine and I dont wanna start all over

If the person you were engaged to marry had an accident and became a paraplegic, would you go through with the marriage or back out of it?

go through with it...its who He is on the inside that caused me to fall for him

Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as your dinner guest? my son ( he is headed to military soon)
as your close friend? My daughters
as your lover? my friend Jim
 
Do you ever spit or pick your nose in public?
What about cleaning your teeth with a toothpick?
Yes, to both spitting and toothpicking, but not right out in the open, sneaky and off to the side.

Do you judge others by higher or lower standards than you use to judge yourself?
I have much higher standards for myself, sometimes too much.

For $2,000 would you be willing to stand up in a crowded restaurant and, for at least a minute, loudly berate a waitress for some trival imperfection in the service??If not, consider how grateful the waitress would be if you did so and later split the money with her.
Probably not, I am essentially a quiet person and couldn't yell for a minute straight.

How serious would an affair need to be before you want and expect to be told about it?
I guess if the affair was more the heart than the body.

What makes hearing such a confession so threatening that most people would rather be deceived?
In the past it lead to immediate break up. I don't know whether I've grown from that point.

Is this kind of honesty more likely to be destructive or lead to greater intimacy and trust?
In my case, probably destructive. I don't know about me anymore but I know she couldn't take it.

How much do you trust your lover?
Completely

How much can you be trusted??
Probably less. Even though I've never turned my fantasies into realities and had the affair.


:rose:
 
DLL said:
ok ready for more Q's....
here we gooooooooooooooo


Do you ever spit or pick your nose in public?
What about cleaning your teeth with a toothpick?

Do you judge others by higher or lower standards than you use to judge yourself?

For $2,000 would you be willing to stand up in a crowded restaurant and, for at least a minute, loudly berate a waitress for some trival imperfection in the service??If not, consider how grateful the waitress would be if you did so and later split the money with her.

How serious would an affair need to be before you want and expect to be told about it?What makes hearing such a confession so threatening that most people would rather be deceived? Is this kind of honesty more likely to be destrutive or lead to greater intimacy and trust?How much do you trust your lover? How much can you be trusted??


have fun answering these...:kiss: 's

No. If I use a toothpick to get something out of my teeth it is usually in the car, not really out in public.

I think I judge myself harder than anyone, however, my son or someone close to me may have higher than most. Simply because I know what they can/can't do. But I try not to judge anyone.

no way!

An affair I would want to know no matter how serious. I think that if my husband/so, felt that he had to turn to another woman than there must be an area that needs work in our relationship. I think that is why so many ppl don't want to know, they want to think that everything is ok. But for a relationship to work you have to be honest and open and communicate and work it through or it is not going to work. I think that if BOTH parties communicate and work together to work through it, it could lead to a closer, more intimate relationship. Set aside your hurt and disappointment for the better of the relationship. I trust my lover explicitly and he is 2100 miles away. I think I am very trustworthy. You can ask him how he feels.
 
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DLL said:
ok ready for more Q's....
here we gooooooooooooooo


Do you ever spit or pick your nose in public?

Oh yeah! Especially when I'm out on a date with my lover...

What about cleaning your teeth with a toothpick?

Of course...doesn't everyone.

Do you judge others by higher or lower standards than you use to judge yourself?

Higher of course...I know I'm perfect.

For $2,000 would you be willing to stand up in a crowded restaurant and, for at least a minute, loudly berate a waitress for some trival imperfection in the service??If not, consider how grateful the waitress would be if you did so and later split the money with her.

It only takes a $1.50 cup of coffee to get me to stand up and berate a waitress. (Politically incorrect DLL...the new term is server).

How serious would an affair need to be before you want and expect to be told about it?

What you don't know can't hurt you

What makes hearing such a confession so threatening that most people would rather be deceived? Is this kind of honesty more likely to be destrutive or lead to greater intimacy and trust?How much do you trust your lover? How much can you be trusted??

I can't be trusted at all...I'm just a perverted old man preying on the minds and bodies of young innocent things.

have fun answering these...:kiss: 's

Edited to add my classified ad:

I'm a married, nose-picking, toothless lying bastard who is totally inconsiderate of all other people and expect everyone to be perfect in every way however, I'm hung like a stud horse so it really doesn't matter about my other characteristics does it?
 
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Do you ever spit or pick your nose in public?

No...

What about cleaning your teeth with a toothpick?

Yuck no...I use floss.

Do you judge others by higher or lower standards than you use to judge yourself?

I don't set standards on people.

For $2,000 would you be willing to stand up in a crowded restaurant and, for at least a minute, loudly berate a waitress for some trival imperfection in the service??If not, consider how grateful the waitress would be if you did so and later split the money with her.

No, I'm very considerate, I was a waitress in college.

How serious would an affair need to be before you want and expect to be told about it?

I want to know and Tn is right...to a degree. But if you ever find out your sense of betrayal is overwhelming.

What makes hearing such a confession so threatening that most people would rather be deceived? Is this kind of honesty more likely to be destrutive or lead to greater intimacy and trust?

I hate being deceived but I think that depends on the people involved.Some would rather stay in the dark.

How much do you trust your lover?

I'm just learning to trust again after a bad experience.

How much can you be trusted??

Completely...I'm very monogamous.
 
I have a question......what 2 people do you see as a great couple on Lit....and who would be the nightmare from hell as a couple?
 
Ammo44 said:
I have a question......what 2 people do you see as a great couple on Lit....and who would be the nightmare from hell as a couple?

First answer...Omahaman2 and JennyOmanHill

Second answer...Its not my place to decide who doesn't belong together.
 
Do you ever spit or pick your nose in public?

LOL no

What about cleaning your teeth with a toothpick?

not since my smacked my mom hand.............last week lol

Do you judge others by higher or lower standards than you use to judge yourself?

I accept anyone as a friend and a scum bag when they prove they are not a friend no matter if they are higher or lower then myself

For $2,000 would you be willing to stand up in a crowded restaurant and, for at least a minute, loudly berate a waitress for some trival imperfection in the service??If not, consider how grateful the waitress would be if you did so and later split the money with her.

$2000 dollars? LOL I would do it topless....split the money hey she should of yelled back. lol

How serious would an affair need to be before you want and expect to be told about it?

I wouldn't want to know, I am not so forgiving as some so if its a way out then once told I am gone

What makes hearing such a confession so threatening that most people would rather be deceived? Is this kind of honesty more likely to be destrutive or lead to greater intimacy and trust?How much do you trust your lover? How much can you be trusted??

What was once so sacred is not once an affair has happened, heart, feelings are bruised sometimes beyond repair, it says that person didn't consider your heart or feelings and the after effect
I am no angel and its because of being deceived and my heart ripped out to many times that I do not trust, I flirt, and if I am in a relationship I will be good until that nasty light that says he's cheating or has cheated and my words are short and sweet. C-YA! TIRED OF BEING WITH YA!

have fun answering these... 's
 
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Ammo44 said:
I have a question......what 2 people do you see as a great couple on Lit....and who would be the nightmare from hell as a couple?

Great couple definitely - Jenny and Oman, but also Hornymama and Poundemin, since they have been married for 20+ years.
 
211. Given the ability to project yourself into the future but not return, would you do so?If not, would you change your mind if you could take someone along? How far would you go?

Nowhere I will hang here

212. Would you generally rather be over dressed or under dressed at a party?

under dressed

213. If you could script the basic plot for the dream you will have tonight, what would the story be??

A Comedy I moan all day with recordings

214. Last time you cybered? was it as good as you expected? would you do it again?
very good..........better............hell yes

215. Are you exclusive with someone here at lit ..or just want to experience everyone that you find interesting??

yes to myself, I like everyone and do not want to ruin any friendships with emotions so its flirt, fun don't get all emotional on me.

216. How would you react if you were to learn that your mate had had a lover of the same sex before you knew each other?

before me don't care, after me I better get to watch or join in. hey if men can do it so can we

217. If at birth you could select the profession your child would eventually pursue, would yo do so?

no they did very well on their own
 
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Originally posted by tonitits
Great couple definitely - Jenny and Oman, but also Hornymama and Poundemin, since they have been married for 20+ years.

i say you toni and AA ...you two make a great couple....

:kiss:
 
Originally posted by tonitits
Great couple definitely - Jenny and Oman, but also Hornymama and Poundemin, since they have been married for 20+ years.

i say you toni and AA ...you two make a great couple....

:kiss:
 
Questions, questions, questions

My, what a LOT of questions! I'm going to attempt to wade through them a few at a time if you don't mind...


1. How old/young are you?

51
2. Tell us the color of your hair and eyes.

red hair, brown eyes (and yes, the red is real...came equipped with it from the start)

3. Are you married, single, widowed, divorced or seeing anyone?

Divorced (12 years)

4. Do you have any kids?

1 son (adult) and a host of others (my son's friends mainly) that call me mom

5. What kind of an animal would you be and why?

a cat because they are sooooooooooo sensual

6. Do you have someone here that has captured your heart???

Not yet, but I haven't really been here vry long...hehehe

7. Do you find that theres one person you really want to get to know on a more personal level?

from here? I'll have to get back to you on that one once I've been here a bit...

8. If you were guaranteed honest responses to any 3 questions,who would u question and what would you ask???

Do I have to limit it to three?? ack!

9. Why do you think you are here at lit??

Seems like a place with fun folks that are uninhibited enough to admit they like sex...

10.Would you meet someone online and continue an affair with that person if all worked out well??

If it all worked well between us, yes

11. What if you both are married??

Since I am not married, the point is mostly moot. If he is...well...fidelity is a state of mind, not a disease of the genitals, though I hasten to add that I would not wish to be a pawn in a couple fight nor do I want to be the cause of strife in the marriage. I guess it would depend on the person, their situation, and the circumstances faced.

12. Is cybering cheating?

Not in my opinion, any more than reading a sexy tale would be...

13. Have you ever had phone sex??

yes

14. The most you ever cybered at once??

a threesome...hehehe

15. Any bad cyber experiences??

yes

16. Describe your most romantic evening.

dinner, dancing, great steamy sex

17. What is the difference between love and lust?

hard to say. I've fallen a little in love with every man I have lusted after I think....

18. Is there a person you would really like to explore sexually with that is not aware that you do? names optional....

yes

19. Ever meet someone on line and was it as good as you expected?

yes...and actually it was even better than either of us had thought it might be...

20. What really really turns you on....

Make love to my mind and you have the rest of me easily...

21. Who would you want to have a 3 way with from Lit???

dunno yet...

22. Whats the best chat nic you have ever seen???

I'll have to muse over that one

23. Ever cyber and wish you were at the doctor getting a flu shot instead???

ROFL! Actually, I'd rather have been getting a root canal and I hate going to the dentist. I left the cyber fairly quickly...

24. Who on LIT is your dream date???

No idea yet...

25. Where is your dream vacation spot?

Australia has held some fascination for me...


26. What genre of music do you prefer?

classic rock, smooth jazz

27. Favorite candy?

chocolate!

28. Favorite cookie?

pre packaged, Oreos homemade...choc chip

29. Favorite food?

Mexican

30. Would you like to be here?

Depends...where is here and do you stock tequila and sexy men?

31. Do you like wine/champagne, distilled spirits or beer?

tequila..only...no salt, no fruit

32. Favorite book??

anything by Clancey

33. Favorite song that always puts you in the mood....

hmmmmm....hard to say

34. Favorite sex scene in a movie.....

there was a pretty hot one in the second Matrix movie

35. Who would you want to just (pardon my french) fuck all night long?

he knows who he is....<slow wink>

36. Anyone here that really just bugs you at the sight of their AV and nic....

not so far...hehehe

37. Anyone you didnt like till you got to know them better??

Sure...

38. Favorite stooge?

Curly

39.Favorite state or favorite state of being....?

state of being....hmmm...hot and wanting it and hearing the moans of my partner while I am making love to him...

40. Favorite country?

USA


StarliteInvoker
 
...and still more questions!

50. Favorite Flower?

peppermint chrysanthamums (did I spell that correctly??)

53. How many times have you been to the hospital for broken bones/stitches (yours)?

Once

54. Where do you prefer to live? (Country, City, Suburbs)

I'm pretty much a city gal...

55. Would you prefer to go out on the town on saturday night, or just have a romantic night at home with your boyfriend, husband, lover, etc??

depends on the mood of both of us at the time

56. Tight clothing, or comfy clothing?

comfy

57. Showers or bubble baths?

to get clean..shower...to just relax..bubble bath

58. Ever have an affair??

yes

59. Best feature?

long red hair and large inquiring eyes..

60. What do you look for in a lover?

intelligence, and imagination

61. Ever turn on by the same sex..ever act on it?

yes and yes and it was great!

62. If you could be anything what would you want to be doing?

hmmmmm...Goddess of the Universe comes to mind...*giggle*

63. Ever f*** someone famous?

only famous in their own mind...hehehe

64. What uniform really turns you on ?

Air Force officer mess dress

65. Favorite cartoon?

Garfield

66. Favorite name?

Michael

67. What's your sign?

Cancer sun, Virgo rising, Saggitarius moon

68. Favorite Fast Food Place?

Taco Cabana

69. Favorite Toy as a Child?

my little red wagon...

70. Favorite Toy as an Adult?

*grin* my vibrator

71. Favorite form of exercise?

sex

72. Favorite sports?

swimming as a participant, football as a spectator

73. Most guys or girls you f***** in a 24 hour period?

3

74. Favorite Fruit and Vegetable?

cherries

75. Tv show you miss?

not a fan of tv

76.Ever have a one night stand?

yes

77. Favorite TV show?

not a fan of tv

78. Kinkest thing you ever did?
79. Weirdest place you had sex?

had sex in the back of an ambulance (I work in that field and no, we were not patient loaded at the time)


StarliteInvoker
 
80. Ever cheat on a test?

Not that I recall

81. Of all the people close to you,whose death would you find most disturbing?

my son

82. What has been your biggest disappointment in life?

not being able to make a difference in a certain person's life

83. Your biggest failure?

my marriage

84. If a crystal ball would tell you the truth about any one thing you wished to know concerning yourself,life,the future,or anything else,what would you want to know?

Oh gosh! the possibilities! I'm not sure I can narrow it down to just one thing...

85. Have you ever disliked someone for being luckier or more successful than you?

no

86. Do older men/women turn you on?

some of them, yes...

87. The older/youngest people you had sex with?

I was 17 and he was 38 conversely, one time I was 47 and he was 30

88. Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits?

yes

89.Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a remote house that is supposedly haunted?

yes

92. Do you perfer being around men or women?

depends on the men and/or the women at the time

93. If you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose,would you?

no

94. You are given the chance to have a fab. cyber experience with anyone from lit who do you chose?

no clue yet

95. Anyone that really just turns you on by the sight of their AV alone?

I've seen so many great ones so far, it would be impossible to decide right now

96. Whats your ultimate fear?

losing my mind'

97. Do you collect anything in particular? & what is it?

AOL freebie cd's...the wall of my computer room at home is lined with them...some of them are actually fairly pretty..


100. Silver or gold?

silver

101. Leather or Silk?

silk

102. Does the fact that you have never done something before increase or decrease its appeal to you?

increase usually

103. Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any night you wished?

no

104. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by five years to become extremely attractive?

no

106.If you were happily married,and then met someone you felt was certain to always bring you deeply passinate,intoxicating love, would you leave your spouse? What if you had kids?

Fortunately, that's a choice I do not have to make

107. Have you ever made out in the back seat of an automobile?

yes

108. What things would you do, to please your man/woman?
(romantic and sexually)

most anything that did not go against a deeply held belief

109. How many times during the day do you look at yourself in the mirror?

2 or 3 maybe? I honestly haven't given that much thought before


StarliteInvoker
 
Way to go Starlite.. you only have about 170 more to answer..I'm only teasing...Welcome to lit.
 
SweetBrie said:
Way to go Starlite.. you only have about 170 more to answer..I'm only teasing...Welcome to lit.

Thanks for the welcome :) Those questions may have to wait until tomorrow though... :cool:

StarliteInvoker
 
DLL said:
Given the ability to project yourself into the future but not return, would you do so?

I don't think so.

If not, would you change your mind if you could take someone along? How far would you go?

hmm... as i said that i would not go into the future, then i probably not bother to take someone with me.


Would you generally rather be over dressed or under dressed at a party?

I would be properly dressed for the party.


If you could script the basic plot for the dream you will have tonight, what would the story be??

Something fun, something sexy... but generally i don't dream :(


Last time you cybered? was it as good as you expected? would you do it again?

I don't cyber.

Are you exclusive with someone here at lit ..or just want to experience everyone that you find interesting??

I'm exclusive with ninja... he posts here at lit as well.

How would you react if you were to learn that your mate had had a lover of the same sex before you knew each other?

hmm... that would shock me, but... i wouldn't hold it against him.

If at birth you could select the profession your child would eventually pursue, would yo do so?

Nope... he/she can do whatever he/she wants too.


DLL said:
boy you all are on the ball this morning...heres a few more.....

If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability , what would it be???

I can't think of anything.

Would you be willing to murder an innocent person if it would end world hunger??

No, I would not commit murder.

Would you rather be given $10,000 for your own use or $100,000 to give anonymously to strangers?

10,000 for my own use... sorry but i'm broke :(

What if you could keep $1,000,000 or give away $20,000,000?

a mill would be better.... :p

Would you give up half of what you now own for a pill that would permanently change you so that one hour of sleep each day would fully refresh you?

Um.... why would i?

If the person you were engaged to marry had an accident and became a paraplegic, would you go through with the marriage or back out of it?

It depends.

Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as your dineer guest? as your close friend? as your lover?

- Need to think about this one.

Best thing to have done to you during sex?? - :( nothing yet.

Who do you think would be a great cyber date here at lit? and describe what you would want to do?? - I don't really cyber.
:kiss: :heart:

DLL said:
ok i will start with a few new q's....
Since so many people are willing to have sex for money, why is such a strong stigma attached to prostitution?

I don't know.... but maybe its because its a taboo subject.

Is there much difference between having sex for cash and having sex in the hope of getting some future benefit?

- Benefit as in sexual pleasure, or in benefit in money? there is a difference.

Does the size of the payment alter the nature of the transaction?

- Yes.... i think it does.

If you saw someone cheating on a test, what would you do? -

LOL, he/she would get what they deserved... but i would probably report him/her.

What if you had signed an honor code? -

to report cheaters, or not report?

tn_8tiv said:
Now, here's one for you

If you had a choice between a man who was well endowed but was very self-centered and even though he could bring you to a mind-boggling orgasm, did little to address your emotions and feelings

OR

A man who was of average anatomy but was totally dedicated to your emotions, feelings and was intelligent and aware of the spots that drives you totally insane...bringing you to multiple orgasms.

Which would you choose?

I would choose the second man. Because he knows my spots, he is dedicated to me and my emotions.. and he can drive me insane. What else can you ask for?

DLL said:
ok ready for more Q's....
here we gooooooooooooooo


Do you ever spit or pick your nose in public?

Spit or pick? Nope

What about cleaning your teeth with a toothpick?

In public? no.... home yes.

Do you judge others by higher or lower standards than you use to judge yourself?

Neh.... If i do judge, i know they judge me as well... everyone judges.

For $2,000 would you be willing to stand up in a crowded restaurant and, for at least a minute, loudly berate a waitress for some trival imperfection in the service??If not, consider how grateful the waitress would be if you did so and later split the money with her.

No.... i'm not like that.

How serious would an affair need to be before you want and expect to be told about it?

Serious? Well..... if they sleep togather, I have to know about it.

What makes hearing such a confession so threatening that most people would rather be deceived?

It hurts, just plain hurts to hear someone you loved say "I'm seeing someone else" :(

Is this kind of honesty more likely to be destrutive or lead to greater intimacy and trust?

It depends on the couple and the people who are in the relationship togather.

How much do you trust your lover? How much can you be trusted??

Thats a tough question.... I know i can be trusted, but how much I trust him? i think i trust him enough...

have fun answering these...:kiss: 's

Ammo44 said:
I have a question......what 2 people do you see as a great couple on Lit....and who would be the nightmare from hell as a couple?

Don't know any other couples on lit... but its not my place to say either :D


Ahhhhhh... I'm done.... did you miss me?? :kiss:
 
Will I ever make it through the questionnaire?????

110. If you want to look sexy, how would you dress?

I have this black and silver dress..kinda low cut, inda shorter than I normaly wear..and when I wear it, it makes me feel verrrrrrry sexy! Add black heels, and black stockings, a spritz of my favorite scent and I'm ready to roll :)

111. Do you have a favorite sexual fantasy? Would you like yo have it fulfilled?

Don't we all? Yes, one day I do hope to have it fulfilled...;)

112. Would you like to know the precise date of your death?

not especially

113. Name one person from Lit you would like to cyber right now?

I'm too new to know yet...

114.Favorite thing to do on a day off?

sleep in, do a lap or two in the pool...then mainly just go with the flow and see where the day takes me...

115.Does size matter?

heheheehe not as much as enthusiasm...;)

116. In love, is intensity or permanence more important to you?

Both actually...like I said, I'm a greedy sort...

117. Why does a beautiful creature merit more compassion than an ugly one?

Do they?

118. If you had to spend the next two years inside a small but fully provisioned Antarctic shelter with one other person, whom would you like to have with you?

A fabulous lover that I like being around even when the clothes are on...;)

119. ou are offered $1,000,000 for the following act: Before you are ten pistols- only one is loaded. You must pick up one of the pistols, point it at your forehead, and pull the trigger. If you can walk away you do so a millionaiore. Would you accept the risk?

no

120. would you perfer to be blind or deaf?

deaf I think...though I would truly miss the hearing

121. What do you enjoy more cybering or phone sex??

depends on my mood

122. Favorite Disney Movie?

Shrek

123. Breed of Dog?

Irish Setter

124. Breed of Cat?

I share life with four of them already...a black/white tuxedo (the momma to the other three), a grey/white tuxedo, and 2 solid black generic felines..

125. Favorite Dessert?

Black Forest cake

126. Favorite Car?

Mercedes 600 SEL Silver Arrow series

127. If you could (could have) chose(n) the sex of your children would you (have)?

no

128. Would you rather be happy yet slow witted and unimaginative or unhappy yet bright and creative? For example, would you rather live the life of a brilliant yet tortured artist such as Vicent Van Gogh, or that of a happy but carefree soul who is a bit simple minded???

I can see merit in both actually...I'm a greedy bitch...can"t I do it both ways?

129. In conversations, do you tend to listen or talk more?

Depends on the conversation really, but I am a good listener...

130. What do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?

Eyes...and buns...hehehehe

131. What profession has the most sterotypes?

I know mine sure does!!

132. Do men or woman had it easier in the work place?

In my field, it's pretty even until you get into operations management, then it is a very male dominated field, and they definitely have it easier than a woman.

133. Who was your last dream about?

Oddly enough, a dear f-buddy that I haven't seen in a few years...

134. Any body here you want to meet?Why..

All of you! heheh

135. If married ..why do you think you come to lit???

N/A

136. Sinatra or Martin???

Rod Stewart *grin*

137. Favorite Sport to watch?

football Go TEXANS!

138. Are you able to separate sex from love?

yes

139. Could you be content satisfying your sexual needs from people other than your mate?

Since I have no mate currently, this is a non issue. IF I had one though, whether either of us satisfied our sexual needs outside of each other would have to be a mutual decision.


Y'all ask a LOT of questions! :D

StarliteInvoker
 
Ahhhhhhhhh! the last of them!

140. When you think of sex, do you think of a broad range of touching, holding, and caressing, or mainly of sexual intercourse?

The whole ball of wax...:) I want it all! hehehe

141. Relative to the population at large, how do you rate your physical attractiveness?

hm...average I guess...

142. Your intelligence?

I can hold my own pretty well....;)

143. Your personality?

ROFL! Oh my....I suppose that would depend on who you asked! I tend to be a little crazy...mainly because it really does keep you from going insane...;)



DO I get a gold star yet?? I think I FINALLY finished the marathon questionnaire! *grin*



Now I think I'll go find some tequila and see what kind of mischief I can get into!

StarliteInvoker
 
Men: For $1500 would you shoot a Hustler pictorial of Janet Reno?

Ladies: Same question but of Newt Gingrich?

Men: Electric shaver or razor?

Ladies: Briefs, bikinis, thong, commando?



Change of pace idiotic question:

You have $50,000 and must spend every cent of it at Christies's auction house. Which items would you buy?

The original Monica Lewinsky-Linda Tripp tapes. $10,000

Actual videotape of Monica blowing the prez. $20,000

Hitler's foreskin(With certificate of authenticity signed by Kurt Waldheim.) $25,000

8 ounces of collagen taken from Rock Hudson's lips. $1500

John Goodman's personal toilet seat. $3,500

Saddam Hussein's first Barbie doll (wounds inflicted by a young Saddam.) $5,000

Hillary Clinton's actual diary. $10,000

A single hair taken from Garth Brook's butt. $20,000

A single hair taken from Roseanne Barr's butt. $5

One centileter of biologically preserved semen donated by George Clooney. $3,500

A used pair of Farrah Fawcet's panties after sex with Ryan O'Neal. $3,500
 
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