EJFan
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Eilan said:Yeah, I get that a lot.
i'm beginning to suspect this might be a pyramid scheme.
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Eilan said:Yeah, I get that a lot.
I resemble--I mean--resent that.EJFan said:i'm beginning to suspect this might be a pyramid scheme.
Eilan said:I resemble--I mean--resent that.
What you really mean to say is that I should get rid of the shirt I have.EJFan said:you should get a new t-shirt that says "ohio state boobeyes"
Eilan said:What you really mean to say is that I should get rid of the shirt I have.
EJFan said:*pretends to care*
(how many times are we going to do this? lol)

Eilan said:What you really mean to say is that I should get rid of the shirt I have.
Do you really think people would buy that?EJFan said:well... it's just that, the other day, everyone was fixated on you de-shirting and i was just figuring that, since they all felt the shirt was about the breasts, why not just change the name on the shirt... after all, they ARE ohio state boobies. it'd look like a typo.
quoll said:Do you really think people would buy that?
Eilan said:So what you're saying is that when guys look at my boobs when they're talking to me, they're really making eye contact?
Might have been worth that 31st minute.EJFan said:hmmm... i hadn't thought of this. you bring up a VERY inetersting point.
*spends 30 minutes proofreading post*
Eilan said:So what you're saying is that when guys look at my boobs when they're talking to me, they're really making eye contact?
The real problem is the mystery created by the red shirt. Without the shirt, within a very short time (say a year or two) all of us here would have grown accustomed to your pair and wouldn't even notice them when talking with you.Eilan said:Might have been worth that 31st minute.
I should clarify. Only on Lit do people look at my boobs when they're talking to me. But that's because, unless they have avatars turned off or have me on Ignore, I don't leave them a choice.
midwestyankee said:The real problem is the mystery created by the red shirt. Without the shirt, within a very short time (say a year or two) all of us here would have grown accustomed to your pair and wouldn't even notice them when talking with you.
That thought never even crossed my mind.quoll said:Of course they could just be perving, but it's highly unlikely.
How about a blue shirt, then? Or maybe I'll transition to bralessness.midwestyankee said:The real problem is the mystery created by the red shirt. Without the shirt, within a very short time (say a year or two) all of us here would have grown accustomed to your pair and wouldn't even notice them when talking with you.
Well, don't beg or anything, because that's just pathetic.EJFan said:but eilan... what do we have to do to earn choices? you're so controlling. it's almost like being amish.

Scalywag said:.....however I do keep wondering if the big "O" in the middle has some special meaning.
Would that be Illini blue, by any chance?Eilan said:That thought never even crossed my mind.
How about a blue shirt, then? Or maybe I'll transition to bralessness.
Well, don't beg or anything, because that's just pathetic.![]()
Definite possibilities.Scalywag said:hmmm, interesting.
I've been admiring the fluctuating text size....maybe adding a couple more lines of various text sizes and she could market to the medical community as an eye examination chart.
quoll said:Definite possibilities.
