get some conversation going on the HT.

[Eilan]

the audience should know that this depends greatly on the particular nun and her particular undies. there will be a comprehensive presentation with slide show at 11pm.

"How do you solve a problem like Maria?"

Probably the wrong nun, though. Or the wrong undies.

 

[Quoll]

the audience should know that this depends greatly on the particular nun and her particular undies. there will be a comprehensive presentation with slide show at 11pm.

"How do you solve a problem like Maria?"

Probably the wrong nun, though. Or the wrong undies.

[private joke]LOL, hahahahahaha tee hee snort coffee spew[/private joke]

Sooo Wallace and Grommit?

Slideshow Knew I should have said nurses undies...bugger

 

[EJFan]

OH! while we're on the subject...

anyone ever run to get a biscuit after having sex and use it to sop up post-coital pussy juice?

 

[Quoll]

OH! while we're on the subject...

anyone ever run to get a biscuit after having sex and use it to sop up post-coital pussy juice?

Wow what a coinkinkydink, I've never done that.
Semen and water causes a strange chemical reaction.

 

[australwind]

OH! while we're on the subject...

anyone ever run to get a biscuit after having sex and use it to sop up post-coital pussy juice?

Most of them are too tired to run anywhere.......hehehehe

 

[EJFan]

Semen and water causes a strange chemical reaction.

you think semen and water causes a wild reaction... you should try semen and ovum one time.

 

[Eilan]

you think semen and water causes a wild reaction... you should try semen and ovum one time.

But you CAN'T get pregnant the first time! EVERYONE knows that!

*edited to apologize for forsaking Lit to soak in my tub. Night, all.

 

[australwind]

you think semen and water causes a wild reaction... you should try semen and ovum one time.

Seems that there are lots of people who have tried that at one time or another!

Either that or the cabbage patch stories are relly true!

 

[EJFan]

But you CAN'T get pregnant the first time! EVERYONE knows that!

*smacks forehead*

how silly. i'm so ashamed.
if only i'd paid closer attention in my remedial, 5th grade sex ed class which was designed to convey the most simplistic and basic facts in an easy to understand way which any moron not in a coma could understand.

Either that or the cabbage patch stories are relly true!

you have to explain this... i live among rednecks in the country and "cabbage patch stories" around here are actually stories of people having sex in the cabbage patch.

 

[australwind]

But you CAN'T get pregnant the first time! EVERYONE knows that!

That's about as true as the "you can't get pregnant while breastfeeding" line!

 

[Eilan]

That's about as true as the "you can't get pregnant while breastfeeding" line!

Which we all know to be universal truth, don't we?

 

[EJFan]

Which we all know to be universal truth, don't we?

i thought i was the only universal truth.

 

[australwind]

Which we all know to be universal truth, don't we?

mmmmmmmmm.............just as well that some people don't believe everything they hear!

 

[Quoll]

Either that or the cabbage patch stories are really true!

Shh, my mother-inlaw pedalled that line until her dying day.

 

[australwind]

Shh, my mother-inlaw pedalled that line until her dying day.

.........and how many little cabbages did she produce?

 

[Quoll]

*smacks forehead*

how silly. i'm so ashamed.
if only i'd paid closer attention in my remedial, 5th grade sex ed class which was designed to convey the most simplistic and basic facts in an easy to understand way which any moron not in a coma could understand.



you have to explain this... i live among rednecks in the country and "cabbage patch stories" around here are actually stories of people having sex in the cabbage patch.

"Hey Billy Joe Jim Bob, is that a slug in your pockit or is y'all gist heppy ta see me."

 

[Quoll]

.........and how many little cabbages did she produce?

3, and that was the full extent of any sex education she passed onto her kids.

 

[australwind]

"Hey Billy Joe Jim Bob, is that a slug in your pockit or is y'all gist heppy ta see me."

dang it all.....I thort you was Billy Rae..........now pappy's gonna whup ma hide fur sure!

 

[australwind]

3, and that was the full extent of any sex education she passed onto her kids.

I bet they all found out a lot more without her help.....

 

[Quoll]

I bet they all found out a lot more without her help.....

Yep, we ended up teaching her a lot more than she ever wanted to know.

 

[australwind]

Yep, we ended up teaching her a lot more than she ever wanted to know.

That reminds me of yetserday morning....

Lying in for a bit of last minute slumber before attacking the day in a motel in salubrious Shepparton....first there was a knock on the door next door....then there was some muted conversation.......suddenly we were left in no doubt about what was going on as she was telling us all ......over and over and over again....

Far too much information at 7.30am Sunday...

 

[Quoll]

That reminds me of yetserday morning....

Lying in for a bit of last minute slumber before attacking the day in a motel in salubrious Shepparton....first there was a knock on the door next door....then there was some muted conversation.......suddenly we were left in no doubt about what was going on as she was telling us all ......over and over and over again....

Far too much information at 7.30am Sunday...

Aah Shepparton, land of the Moooving Art and one of the best playgrounds in the state. Except for the motel room next door apparently.

 

[australwind]

Aah Shepparton, land of the Moooving Art and one of the best playgrounds in the state. Except for the motel room next door apparently.

Those cows are a bit of a worry...and the cockatoo one near the theatre.....eewww!


Had four days of looking at the collection of "mooers" around the Eastbank Centre...and no opportunities to go and play.....

PPsssssttttt! The real problem with the noise from next door was that they were getting it and I wasn't!

 

[bisexplicit]

OH! while we're on the subject...

anyone ever run to get a biscuit after having sex and use it to sop up post-coital pussy juice?

What? You're not going to tell the other part of the joke? I'm the only one who has to suffer through that part?

 

[EJFan]

What? You're not going to tell the other part of the joke? I'm the only one who has to suffer through that part?

yes. that's correct.