get some conversation going on the HT.

[silverwhisper]

if you like, eilan, i can edit that so that it says bosom, instead. :>

i'll confess however that if you ever decided to do a shirtless version, i for one would have difficulty focusing on much else, so thank you for not having done that. :>

ed

 

[Eilan]

if you like, eilan, i can edit that so that it says bosom, instead. :>

i'll confess however that if you ever decided to do a shirtless version, i for one would have difficulty focusing on much else, so thank you for not having done that. :>

ed

Nah. Leave it. Bosom sounds so matronly. My grandma has bosoms, so I don't want them.

Though I've already been called a hausfrau, so it probably doesn't matter one way or another.

 

[bisexplicit]

bi her yeti feet

One of my campers told me my feet were small yesterday! I was like, "oh my god, thats the first time anyone has ever said that to me!"

 

[bisexplicit]

Well, I'm not quite displaying my breasts now, am I? Besides, the av's not about the boobs, it's about the Buckeyes!

Oh, and bisexplicit, my hubby likes your ass av. Shall I direct him to your pic thread?

Come on, you know the av's about the boobies.

And sure, why not?

 

[silverwhisper]

ah, bi...

[trout-smacks bi, just on principle]



ed

 

[Eilan]

Come on, you know the av's about the boobies.

Well, maybe just a teeny, tiny, miniscule bit.

But it's also a teeny, tiny, miniscule bit about the Buckeyes, which means that if the football team becomes the Suckeyes, I'll have to change av's.

 

[midwestyankee]

Well, maybe just a teeny, tiny, miniscule bit.

But it's also a teeny, tiny, miniscule bit about the Buckeyes, which means that if the football team becomes the Suckeyes, I'll have to change av's.

Yep - by removing the shirt.

 

[EJFan]

Yep - by removing the shirt.

methinks i smell a challenge.

*relaxes and waits in the corner for further developments*

 

[Eilan]

Yep - by removing the shirt.

D'oh!

 

[midwestyankee]

D'oh!

"Methinks the lady doth protest too much."

 

[EJFan]

"Methinks the lady doth protest too much."

methinks that too.

 

[Eilan]

I'm looking for this "lady" that's protesting too much. All I see is a self-congratulatory cunt.

 

[EJFan]

I'm looking for this "lady" that's protesting too much. All I see is a self-congratulatory cunt.

i know you must've run out of space in your little title line there... you HAD to have meant cunt-RAG, right?

so how 'bout....

wethinks the self-congratulatory cunt-rag doth protest too much

 

[Eilan]

i know you must've run out of space in your little title line there... you HAD to have meant cunt-RAG, right?

so how 'bout....

wethinks the self-congratulatory cunt-rag doth protest too much

I did run out of space, but I wasn't going to use cunt-rag.

That's much better, though. Thank you. I love how the Lit community rallies around to insult its own.

 

[EJFan]

I love how the Lit community rallies around to insult its own.

we're nothing if not supportive.

in a related story, you can now refer to bi as "ass queen"

 

[Eilan]

we're nothing if not supportive.

in a related story, you can now refer to bi as "ass queen"

We're talking about butts and not donkeys, right?

 

[EJFan]

We're talking about butts and not donkeys, right?

if she lived down here, it'd be hard to tell i guess... but since she's living in one of the normal states, it's safe to say that we're talking about butts. yes.

now that you mention it, there's a guy down the road who i suspect is having an intimate... eh... nevermind.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm looking for this "lady" that's protesting too much. All I see is a self-congratulatory cunt.

That which we call a cunt,
By any other name
Would still be cause for hunt
By any man, such is its fame.

 

[bisexplicit]

EJ, I hate you...and I really think you need to be the ass queen. 'Cause its way funnier that way.

Someday someone is gonna ask about the bruises, silver. You know, I never wear shorts or short-sleeves anymore to hide the fish shaped imprints.

And, hopefully eilan won't hate me, but I totally think the shirt should come off too.

 

[silverwhisper]

now now, bi: i never trout-smack you hard enough to leave visible marks.

just EJ.

[steadfastly says nothing about eilan's av]

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

now now, bi: i never trout-smack you hard enough to leave visible marks.

just EJ.

He told me he got those from a gang fight! And here I was thinking he was so cool and hardcore!

 

[silverwhisper]

o, he's hardcore about something, but hey, far be it from me to cast aspersions or anything...

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

o, he's hardcore about something, but hey, far be it from me to cast aspersions or anything...

ed

You must have cast something to get that trout.

 

[silverwhisper]

i can neither confirm nor deny any involvement in any alleged casting.

[/deadpan]

ed

 

[EJFan]

He told me he got those from a gang fight! And here I was thinking he was so cool and hardcore!

i told YOU that... i told the rest of the world i got them from your giant yeti feet.