Straight-8
Really Really Experienced
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- Aug 25, 2005
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Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a
bench outside a nursing home. About then an old
grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas
yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell how old
you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can
guess it."
One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can!
Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your
exact age."
So embarrassed just a little, he dropped his
drawers.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked
him to turn around a couple of times, asked him
to jump up and down for a little while and then
they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
The old man was stunned. "Amazing! How in the
world did you guess that?"
The ornery old grandmas laughed. Slapping their
knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three
happily yelled in unison, "Because you told us
yesterday!"
bench outside a nursing home. About then an old
grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas
yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell how old
you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can
guess it."
One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can!
Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your
exact age."
So embarrassed just a little, he dropped his
drawers.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked
him to turn around a couple of times, asked him
to jump up and down for a little while and then
they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
The old man was stunned. "Amazing! How in the
world did you guess that?"
The ornery old grandmas laughed. Slapping their
knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three
happily yelled in unison, "Because you told us
yesterday!"
