George W. Bush's First 100 Days Checklist

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Dubya’s First 100 Days Checklist:

1. Unconditional pardon for Jeb.

2. Ambassadorship to Brazil for Kathy.

3. Send bagman over to Occidental for pick up.

4. Send bagman over to Scalia’s place for drop off.

5. Order punch card ballots as Federal standard for all precincts.

6. Fumigate Oval Office, Air Force 1.

7. Install Dallas Cowboys neon beer signs and mirrored ceilings on Air Force 1. (Check on having some cool exhaust flames painted on the fuselage).

8. Keg fridge in Oval office.

9. Gas grill in Rose Garden.

10. Appoint Dad’s cabinet.

11. Hot plate in Lincoln bedroom for Mom and Dad.

12. Fire that Greenspan fellow, circulate Neil’s resume

13. Get CIA working on that phonetic dictionary of world places and their leaders.

14. Appoint Jesse ambassador to Kenya, get his ass outta here before he stirs up any more trouble.

15. Fly Bill G. in on AF1 to teach me how to e-mail.

16. Schedule Skull and Bones White House chapter meeting at Camp David for third Tuesday of every month.

17. Follow up with Rehnquist on repeal of 1st, 4th, and 5th amendments, and that new amendment for amendments by Executive proclamation. (Note to self, ask Dick what this is all about).

18. Stock reflecting pond with bass, Camp David with deer. (Note to self, check on local wildlife management regs, does Prez need fishing/hunting license?)

Oh, Dick just reminded me. Don’t get distracted by that gays in the military thing like Billary did. Just tell them from the get go, no gays in the military, period. In fact, I think we’ll require all soldiers to have sex with a woman during induction to prove their manliness.

(What’s that, we allow women in the military, too? Damn, this being a leader thing is complicated).
 
dictionario said:
Too many big words for ya, buddy?

Here's a simple word for you.

Troll.

Start and answer your own thread with your registered name instead of being a chicken shit.
 
Sorry, not likely to happen. I'm not a chickenshit like you. Get thee to conventry, troll.
 
Hey, you had a real chance to be funny here. Check out the other thread with Bush's cabinet choices. Now, that's entertainment. This just sounds like more sour grapes. And I voted for Browne before you flame me as not being one of the Sore Losermen!
 
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