Gord
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Just got this
a little funny - not hilarious but raises a smile - just
The Geography Of A Woman
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa-half discovered,
half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America-well developed
and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India-very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France-gently aging but
still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia-lost the war and
haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia-very wide and
borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia-with a
glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan-most everyone knows
where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography Of A Man
Between 15 and 99 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a prick
a little funny - not hilarious but raises a smile - just
The Geography Of A Woman
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa-half discovered,
half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America-well developed
and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India-very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France-gently aging but
still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia-lost the war and
haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia-very wide and
borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia-with a
glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan-most everyone knows
where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography Of A Man
Between 15 and 99 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a prick
