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Be on the look out for paranoid Snowflakes

What to Watch Out For
  1. Trump Derangement Syndrome
  2. Troll Threads & Twisted Headlines
  3. Vanity Threads that Worship BotanyBoy
  4. Irrational Thinking
  5. Ascription
  6. Proof without Facts
  7. Schadenfreude (real and delusional)
  8. Possible Masturbation when Posting (You can't see it, but it so dirty that it will make your skin crawl through your monitor when you read their words)
  9. Belligerent Tirades
  10. Asking for Citations while yelling at you to "Go look up the facts"
  11. Deflection (such as: "Oh, you made this thread for me, how nice" & "We've triggered you"
  12. Stupidity
  13. Obscure, unclever references followed by an assortment of GIFS
  14. Posting a Nude Picture or Pictures hoping to derail a thread.
  15. Lying about one's personal life in order to legitimize their credibility.
  16. They see alts everywhere. (That may be a forum problem in general.)
  17. When AOC talks, their eyes bug out too.
  18. When they hear the word Trumpettes, they look around for multiple dicks to suck.
  19. Can't wait to use the words: Racist, Nazi, Deplorable or any combination of the three.
  20. They won't always quote who they're talking to, so they can run away later. (They think it's clever.)
  21. When their mind goes blank (which is often) they resort to the 'I'm rubber, you're glue" defense.
  22. They think that a movie (a movie! lol) and not politics upsets Republicans, when the only people getting upset over movies are comic book fanboys.
  23. Still using the word "deplorable" because calling them a Snowflake triggers them. (It triggers them bad.)
  24. Easily baited into posting in threads & posting response threads.
  25. Some snowflakes need to believe in wholesale racism, otherwise they have no one to blame for their disappointing, unfulfilled, Irezumi-lives (oops) I mean lives. (Sorry Irezumikiss, I didn't mean to out you as a loser.)
  26. Other snowflakes need to believe in wholesale racism so they can ignore their own bigotry.
  27. Whataboutisms ...
The list is long, longer than I have time to type.


If you can add anything to this list, please do so for the sake of the General Board's sanity.
 
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BizzaBizza said:
Be on the look out for these paranoid Snowflakes


  • RobDownSouth
  • FukLuk
  • jaF0
  • butters
  • LJ_Reloaded
  • someoneyouknow
  • RoryN
  • IrezumiKiss
  • KeithD
  • Caution: There may be others

What to Watch For
  1. Trump Derangement Syndrome
  2. Troll Threads & Twisted Headlines
  3. Vanity Threads that Worship BotanyBoy
  4. Irrational Thinking
  5. Ascription
  6. Proof without Facts
  7. Schadenfreude (real and disillusional)
  8. Possible Masturbation when Posting (You can't see it, but it so dirty that it will make your skin crawl through your monitor when you read their words)
  9. Belligerent Tirades
  10. Asking for Citations while yelling at you to "Go look up the facts"
  11. Deflection (such as: "Oh, you made this thread for me, how nice" & "We've triggered you"
  12. Stupidity
  13. Obscure, unclever references followed by an assortment of GIFS

The list is long, longer than I have time to type.

If you can add anything to this list, please do so for the sake of the General Board's sanity.
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14. Posting a Nude Picture or Pictures hoping to derail a thread.
 
I don't think any of those people are snowflakes in the true sense of the word.

Snowflakes melt gently, if sadly, upon contact with warm surfaces.

If these alts are snowflakes they are more like snowflakes on Saturn. Made of methane, upon contact with a heated surface they explode into tiny iridescent puffs of smoke.
 
BizzaBizza said:
Be on the look out for these paranoid Snowflakes


  • RobDownSouth
  • FukLuk
  • jaF0
  • butters
  • LJ_Reloaded
  • someoneyouknow
  • RoryN
  • IrezumiKiss
  • KeithD
  • Caution: There may be others

What to Watch For
  1. Trump Derangement Syndrome
  2. Troll Threads & Twisted Headlines
  3. Vanity Threads that Worship BotanyBoy
  4. Irrational Thinking
  5. Ascription
  6. Proof without Facts
  7. Schadenfreude (real and disillusional)
  8. Possible Masturbation when Posting (You can't see it, but it so dirty that it will make your skin crawl through your monitor when you read their words)
  9. Belligerent Tirades
  10. Asking for Citations while yelling at you to "Go look up the facts"
  11. Deflection (such as: "Oh, you made this thread for me, how nice" & "We've triggered you"
  12. Stupidity
  13. Obscure, unclever references followed by an assortment of GIFS

The list is long, longer than I have time to type.

If you can add anything to this list, please do so for the sake of the General Board's sanity.
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The highlighted ones, in particular made me laugh.


"Possible Masturbation when Posting (You can't see it, but it so dirty" :rolleyes:
 
Hey, LJ_Reloaded doesn't belong on the list.
 
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Is there an inoculation for stupidity? I hear it is going around. ;)
 
suurfer said:
Hey, LJ_Reloaded doesn't belong on the list.
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No? I'll have to do some research into his past posts before I amend the list.


What to watch out for

A GB Snowflake may become confused with one of their personas' histories while drinking too much wine and claim to have graduated:rolleyes: from the Electoral College, just so that they are in the know when they talk about it. (What's one more absurd lie among a dozen?)
 
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jaFO and Keith seem to be the most critically afflicted and in need of intervention.
 
BizzaBizza said:
Be on the look out for these paranoid Snowflakes


  • RobDownSouth
  • FukLuk
  • jaF0
  • butters
  • LJ_Reloaded
  • someoneyouknow
  • RoryN
  • IrezumiKiss
  • KeithD
  • Caution: There may be others

What to Watch For
  1. Trump Derangement Syndrome
  2. Troll Threads & Twisted Headlines
  3. Vanity Threads that Worship BotanyBoy
  4. Irrational Thinking
  5. Ascription
  6. Proof without Facts
  7. Schadenfreude (real and disillusional)
  8. Possible Masturbation when Posting (You can't see it, but it so dirty that it will make your skin crawl through your monitor when you read their words)
  9. Belligerent Tirades
  10. Asking for Citations while yelling at you to "Go look up the facts"
  11. Deflection (such as: "Oh, you made this thread for me, how nice" & "We've triggered you"
  12. Stupidity
  13. Obscure, unclever references followed by an assortment of GIFS

The list is long, longer than I have time to type.

If you can add anything to this list, please do so for the sake of the General Board's sanity.
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What to Watch Out for Extended (I should update this whenever I post)


14. Posting a Nude Picture or Pictures hoping to derail a thread.
15. Lying about one's personal life in order to legitimize their credibility.
16. They see alts everywhere. (That may be a forum problem in general.)
 
BizzaBizza said:
Be on the look out for these paranoid Snowflakes


What to Watch For
  1. Trump Derangement Syndrome
  2. Troll Threads & Twisted Headlines
  3. Vanity Threads that Worship BotanyBoy
  4. Irrational Thinking
  5. Ascription
  6. Proof without Facts
  7. Schadenfreude (real and disillusional)
  8. Possible Masturbation when Posting (You can't see it, but it so dirty that it will make your skin crawl through your monitor when you read their words)
  9. Belligerent Tirades
  10. Asking for Citations while yelling at you to "Go look up the facts"
  11. Deflection (such as: "Oh, you made this thread for me, how nice" & "We've triggered you"
  12. Stupidity
  13. Obscure, unclever references followed by an assortment of GIFS
  14. Posting a Nude Picture or Pictures hoping to derail a thread.
  15. Lying about one's personal life in order to legitimize their credibility.
  16. They see alts everywhere. (That may be a forum problem in general.)

The list is long, longer than I have time to type.

If you can add anything to this list, please do so for the sake of the General Board's sanity.
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Signs of a Potential Snowflake

When AOC speaks, their eyes bug out too.

http://igeek.com/w/images/thumb/a/ae/Alexandria_Ocasio-Cortez.png/183px-Alexandria_Ocasio-Cortez.png
 
More tribute threads have been made in honor of Luk than probably any other poster :)
 
BizzaBizza said:
Be on the look out for paranoid Snowflakes


What to Watch For
  1. Trump Derangement Syndrome
  2. Troll Threads & Twisted Headlines
  3. Vanity Threads that Worship BotanyBoy
  4. Irrational Thinking
  5. Ascription
  6. Proof without Facts
  7. Schadenfreude (real and disillusional)
  8. Possible Masturbation when Posting (You can't see it, but it so dirty that it will make your skin crawl through your monitor when you read their words)
  9. Belligerent Tirades
  10. Asking for Citations while yelling at you to "Go look up the facts"
  11. Deflection (such as: "Oh, you made this thread for me, how nice" & "We've triggered you"
  12. Stupidity
  13. Obscure, unclever references followed by an assortment of GIFS
  14. Posting a Nude Picture or Pictures hoping to derail a thread.
  15. Lying about one's personal life in order to legitimize their credibility.
  16. They see alts everywhere. (That may be a forum problem in general.)
  17. When AOC talks, their eyes bug out too.

The list is long, longer than I have time to type.

If you can add anything to this list, please do so for the sake of the General Board's sanity.
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18. When they hear the word Trumpettes, they look around for multiple dicks to suck.
 
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BizzaBizza said:
Be on the look out for these paranoid Snowflakes


What to Watch For
  1. Trump Derangement Syndrome
  2. Troll Threads & Twisted Headlines
  3. Vanity Threads that Worship BotanyBoy
  4. Irrational Thinking
  5. Ascription
  6. Proof without Facts
  7. Schadenfreude (real and disillusional)
  8. Possible Masturbation when Posting (You can't see it, but it so dirty that it will make your skin crawl through your monitor when you read their words)
  9. Belligerent Tirades
  10. Asking for Citations while yelling at you to "Go look up the facts"
  11. Deflection (such as: "Oh, you made this thread for me, how nice" & "We've triggered you"
  12. Stupidity
  13. Obscure, unclever references followed by an assortment of GIFS
  14. Posting a Nude Picture or Pictures hoping to derail a thread.
  15. Lying about one's personal life in order to legitimize their credibility.
  16. They see alts everywhere. (That may be a forum problem in general.)
  17. When AOC talks, their eyes bug out too.
  18. When they hear the word Trumpettes, they look around for multiple dicks to suck.

The list is long, longer than I have time to type.

If you can add anything to this list, please do so for the sake of the General Board's sanity.
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19. They can't wait to use the words deplorable, racist, Nazi, or Nazi racist in a sentence. And if they really want to pop, they'll go for, "Nazi racist deplorable."

Example:

Policeman says, "Hey, buddy, you can't cross on a red."

Snowflake says, "Get out of my way, fascist."

Policeman says, "I'm just trying to protect you. You'll get run over."

Snowflake says, "How dare you tell me what to do, you deplorable, Nazi racist." (Snowflake cums, and then they start to cross the street, and they get hit by a car.) Snowflake screams, "Why didn't you protect me, you deplorable, Nazi racist." (And the Snowflake cums again.)
 
BizzaBizza said:
Be on the look out for these paranoid Snowflakes


What to Watch For
  1. Trump Derangement Syndrome
  2. Troll Threads & Twisted Headlines
  3. Vanity Threads that Worship BotanyBoy
  4. Irrational Thinking
  5. Ascription
  6. Proof without Facts
  7. Schadenfreude (real and disillusional)
  8. Possible Masturbation when Posting (You can't see it, but it so dirty that it will make your skin crawl through your monitor when you read their words)
  9. Belligerent Tirades
  10. Asking for Citations while yelling at you to "Go look up the facts"
  11. Deflection (such as: "Oh, you made this thread for me, how nice" & "We've triggered you"
  12. Stupidity
  13. Obscure, unclever references followed by an assortment of GIFS
  14. Posting a Nude Picture or Pictures hoping to derail a thread.
  15. Lying about one's personal life in order to legitimize their credibility.
  16. They see alts everywhere. (That may be a forum problem in general.)
  17. When AOC talks, their eyes bug out too.
  18. When they hear the word Trumpettes, they look around for multiple dicks to suck.
  19. Can't wait to use the words: Racist, Nazi, Deplorable or any combination of the three.
The list is long, longer than I have time to type.

If you can add anything to this list, please do so for the sake of the General Board's sanity.
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Debbie said:
Is there an inoculation for stupidity? I hear it is going around. ;)
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See #12. At least you're hoping for a cure, but magical thinking isn't going to fix you, or your Snowflake comrades.

I might have to add the I'm rubber, you're glue defense as a way of spotting a snowflake. This isn't the only time it was used against me.:eek:
 
BizzaBizza said:
Be on the look out for these paranoid Snowflakes


What to Watch For
  1. Trump Derangement Syndrome
  2. Troll Threads & Twisted Headlines
  3. Vanity Threads that Worship BotanyBoy
  4. Irrational Thinking
  5. Ascription
  6. Proof without Facts
  7. Schadenfreude (real and disillusional)
  8. Possible Masturbation when Posting (You can't see it, but it so dirty that it will make your skin crawl through your monitor when you read their words)
  9. Belligerent Tirades
  10. Asking for Citations while yelling at you to "Go look up the facts"
  11. Deflection (such as: "Oh, you made this thread for me, how nice" & "We've triggered you"
  12. Stupidity
  13. Obscure, unclever references followed by an assortment of GIFS
  14. Posting a Nude Picture or Pictures hoping to derail a thread.
  15. Lying about one's personal life in order to legitimize their credibility.
  16. They see alts everywhere. (That may be a forum problem in general.)
  17. When AOC talks, their eyes bug out too.
  18. When they hear the word Trumpettes, they look around for multiple dicks to suck.
  19. Can't wait to use the words: Racist, Nazi, Deplorable or any combination of the three.

The list is long, longer than I have time to type.

If you can add anything to this list, please do so for the sake of the General Board's sanity.
Click to expand...

20. Some Snowflakes like to post comments without quoting who they are talking too, that way they can run away when confronted or pretend they've lured someone into a trap. (They think it's clever.):rolleyes:
 
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