GB Creativer Insult Resource

[Sinny]

gutter whore!
gutter whore!
sinny is a gutter whore!

All you need is a bridge and a bass line, and that could be my theme song. What's up, chica?

 

[neci]

All you need is a bridge and a bass line, and that could be my theme song. What's up, chica?

not much. trying to wake up.

 

[Sinny]

not much. trying to wake up.

Clearly, you need to drink tequila.

 

[Luk]

Awww, man. Jealous. I'm eating a leftover twice baked potato. Fridge surfing for leftovers on a Monday night is the suck. But I did just pull banana bread out of the oven. Things are looking up.

Were you on Kevin Costner's boat? Or did you jack his fish?

A client of mine is friends with him and he caught the 27lb fucker and brought me some fillets. I heart this client! I didn't even think of the Ritz crumb thing until I googled "how long to bake halibut" and it came up as a recipe but I already had the fish seasoned.

 

[Sinny]

A client of mine is friends with him and he caught the 27lb fucker and brought me some fillets. I heart this client! I didn't even think of the Ritz crumb thing until I googled "how long to bake halibut" and it came up as a recipe but I already had the fish seasoned.

Ritz crackers are the best for breading stuff. Sometimes I'll coat chicken breast in Dijon and then coat with crushed Ritz crackers. If you grind them into a fine powder, you can use them as bread crumbs, too.

Halibut also is the schniz if you coat them in crushed hazelnuts or pecans.

 

[geology_rooks]

I've waffled on so long I forgot my original point

That's some creative insulting, right there.

Douche canoe™ is a standard GB insult coined by December-slash-RedheadedTexan. It's someone who is such a huge douche, said douche requires a floating vessel to contain their douchiness.

In that case you need to quote a "wizards cuff". As in a vagina as loose as a wizards sleeve (used to describe large, hanging or dangling labia.)

you could be less au fait and less hirsute Dr Niles Crane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B8ZFUBo0k8

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Pawlenty.

Also: Polenta.

 

[where]

I'm sorry! So gross!

I need to bleach my eyes now.

It's still not as bad as the glass bottle in the ass or the octopus in the puss (not pus) that Kybs posted. Or was that Islandman? I can't remember. So nasty.

I posted a hernia in creeby n00b thread and... I don't remember what it was, but not one of those in a wingnut lame-o porn thread.

oh that's amature stuff, Kybs posts some wild pics sometimes. Perfectly safe thread, and then you are like, good god!

I missed that one. Somehow I'm not upset.

no, really I seldom do that. twice maybe. it's all I recall anyway.

Well, minge is slang for pussy hair n' pubes. Loose, shaggy pussy hair. So being called a minger likely means that you're seriously oooglay.

Not that I think (all) pussy hair is ugly, mind you. I love me some bush.

like teachme says, it's not gender specific nor derived from minge. I think it might be from 'mingy' which means mean or parsimonious. but it's not got a 'g' like in ginger, but like in finger.

 

[philosophygirl]

no, really I seldom do that. twice maybe. it's all I recall anyway.

You do do it infrequently but when you do it's a zinger. I think, I remember more than two but I could be wrong.

 

[where]

You do do it infrequently but when you do it's a zinger. I think, I remember more than two but I could be wrong.

I only have ever done it in threads I think are boring or I don't like. I have to do it infrequently because it's really hard doing a google image search and not look at the screen.

And I'll never ever post dead people. ever. that shit is just wrong.

 

[philosophygirl]

I only have ever done it in threads I think are boring or I don't like. I have to do it infrequently because it's really hard doing a google image search and not look at the screen.

And I'll never ever post dead people. ever. that shit is just wrong.

holy crackers, I missed that one, not upset about missing that either. The mutant hemorrhoid thing was scary and gross.....

 

[Peregrinator]

This thread needs a return appearance by Fata Morgana.

 

[mustang200]

Were I like thee I'd throw away myself.

Thou dankish, rump fed codpiece.

Thou art a flesh monger, a fool, and a coward.

You live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed, stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love over the nasty sty!

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

You just can't beat the Bard for insults.

 

[Honey123]

Ass wipe

Fuck face

Dingleberry..although I chuckle at that..

snot rag

Motherfuckercocksuckerasshat

 

[evesdream]

Well, minge is slang for pussy hair n' pubes. Loose, shaggy pussy hair. So being called a minger likely means that you're seriously oooglay.

Not that I think (all) pussy hair is ugly, mind you. I love me some bush.

We used to have a different terms for gradients of ugly. Just plain ugly - all the way through bugly, dugly, fugly, mugly, pugly....you get the idea. Zugly, ugliest of all.

 

[islandman]

I'm sorry! So gross!

I need to bleach my eyes now.

It's still not as bad as the glass bottle in the ass or the octopus in the puss (not pus) that Kybs posted. Or was that Islandman? I can't remember. So nasty.

That was me on both counts.

 

[pink]

I am no good at insults, I'm too nice.

 

[where]

That was me on both counts.

does that mean we are officially the same person?

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Ass wipe

Fuck face

Dingleberry..although I chuckle at that..

snot rag

Motherfuckercocksuckerasshat

I love it when you talk dirty.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Dipwad.

 

[philosophygirl]

Overly sensitive, creatively handicapped, cud chewing mammal with bad breath and poor eyesight.

yep, it was one of those days.

 

[neci]

snotty pussy

 

[Sinny]

Me, too, PG.

Here's mine:

Fuckmunch asshole scab of a human being, fuck the fuck off.

 

[neci]

favorite insult ever:

she looks like was rode hard and put up wet.

 

[philosophygirl]

Me, too, PG.

Here's mine:

Fuckmunch asshole scab of a human being, fuck the fuck off.

Your words make me weep. Yep yours would work for me, but it was hard enough for me to call them a mammal.

Seriously people should get double bitch slapped for being jackasses on Sundays.

favorite insult ever:

she looks like was rode hard and put up wet.

Insult, I thought that was date night?