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bronzeage said:
I've never been much for insults since I called Truman Capote a penhead at a book signing. The poor man misunderstood and broke down crying in front of 200 people. They finally carried him away in an ambulance and the signing was canceled.

I heard some clever insults, but most of the people still in line called me an asshole.

When a discussion or argument turns to insults, the insulter is no longer talking to you. He's playing to the crowd and looking for their support. His insecurity and innate feelings of failure overwhelm him.

This is why I avoid insults. Why fling names when one can reduce their opponent to a sniveling little crybaby, who just wants to hide under his mother's skirt until you go away.
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Not as bad as Groucho telling him all he needs to do is find a good girl and settle down on the Dick Cavett show.
 
philosophygirl said:
FFS...I expect this from Kybs but Sin? I needs to bleach my eyeballs.:p
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I'm sorry! So gross! :p

I need to bleach my eyes now.

It's still not as bad as the glass bottle in the ass or the octopus in the puss (not pus) that Kybs posted. Or was that Islandman? I can't remember. So nasty.
 
chipbutty said:
is that your aftershave or did someone just shit in here?
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If someone walked into a room and said this, I would die laughing. If it were chippy, I'd double-die.

To the rest of this thread: eeuw!

I think it's funny to call people things like trilobites and/or harpies, but I never actually do. Literary insults (e.g. calling someone Hemingway) (slam dunk) are also effective and kinda hot. A personal favo(u)rite of mine is just physically flipping the bird, but I'm a purist. Aside from that, I'd say the best is really just something clever and contextually specific. A sweet burn.

p.s. If the pictures were not such a boner-killer, I would probably point out that I want to have sex with a lot of people in this thread right now. Sin!!:kiss::kiss:!exclamationpoint I was hoping I'd see you! It's sangria weather.
 
Phelia said:
If someone walked into a room and said this, I would die laughing. If it were chippy, I'd double-die.

To the rest of this thread: eeuw!

I think it's funny to call people things like trilobites and/or harpies, but I never actually do. Literary insults (e.g. calling someone Hemingway) (slam dunk) are also effective and kinda hot. A personal favo(u)rite of mine is just physically flipping the bird, but I'm a purist. Aside from that, I'd say the best is really just something clever and contextually specific. A sweet burn.

p.s. If the pictures were not such a boner-killer, I would probably point out that I want to have sex with a lot of people in this thread right now. Sin!!:kiss::kiss:!exclamationpoint I was hoping I'd see you! It's sangria weather.
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God damn. I took your name in vain just the other night on here in reference to sangria weather.

Here are sangria concoctions I'm currently contemplating:
Raspberry-basil-vodka-prosecco
Lemon-rosemary-vodka-pinot grigio
Strawberry-thyme-brandy-malbec

And yay for derailing Sonny's thread a second time today.

Double exclamation point kiss, plus boob squish.
 
SinInsatiable said:
I'm sorry! So gross! :p

I need to bleach my eyes now.

It's still not as bad as the glass bottle in the ass or the octopus in the puss (not pus) that Kybs posted. Or was that Islandman? I can't remember. So nasty.
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oh that's amature stuff, Kybs posts some wild pics sometimes. Perfectly safe thread, and then you are like, good god!:D

I missed that one. Somehow I'm not upset.
 
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