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A few pieces of bread short of toast

my old favorites are :
may the crab of misfortune bite your toe
may you live in interesting times

not as dumb as you look
 
you're not even a good enough cunt to be called a cunt, you cuntless cunt.
 
I've never been much for insults since I called Truman Capote a penhead at a book signing. The poor man misunderstood and broke down crying in front of 200 people. They finally carried him away in an ambulance and the signing was canceled.

I heard some clever insults, but most of the people still in line called me an asshole.

When a discussion or argument turns to insults, the insulter is no longer talking to you. He's playing to the crowd and looking for their support. His insecurity and innate feelings of failure overwhelm him.

This is why I avoid insults. Why fling names when one can reduce their opponent to a sniveling little crybaby, who just wants to hide under his mother's skirt until you go away.
 
bronzeage said:
I've never been much for insults since I called Truman Capote a penhead at a book signing. The poor man misunderstood and broke down crying in front of 200 people. They finally carried him away in an ambulance and the signing was canceled.

I heard some clever insults, but most of the people still in line called me an asshole.

When a discussion or argument turns to insults, the insulter is no longer talking to you. He's playing to the crowd and looking for their support. His insecurity and innate feelings of failure overwhelm him.

This is why I avoid insults. Why fling names when one can reduce their opponent to a sniveling little crybaby, who just wants to hide under his mother's skirt until you go away.
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gee, couldn't you find someone a bit tougher than Capote to pick on, you bully?

btw, I agree, I try to avoid insults.
 
Joeybagadonuts said:
gee, couldn't you find someone a bit tougher than Capote to pick on, you bully?

btw, I agree, I try to avoid insults.
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I was trying to make a clever compliment.

I felt real bad afterward and sent him a note of apology. He wrote back and said he misheard me and thought I had called him a fan of Robert Penn Warren.
 
I wouldn't fuck you with Kybele's dick.


*no insult to Kybs....*:kiss: I'm just thinking these younger assholes would have no idea who Bea Arthur was.. or is.. is that twat dead yet?
 
I dont mean to call you dim, but the goo left on my shoe from squishing a firefly is brighter than you are.
I don't mean to call you slow but, but you won't get that insult till next week.
I don't mean to say your ugly but the bottom of my shoes is more likely to get a date this week than you are, of course it doesn't help that now the shoe is brighter than you are.

You would of course be my first pick, if I were blind, deaf, dumb, and a masochist with a thing for leeches.
I hate to ask you to leave, so instead I have called for an airstrike to occur when I walk out the door.
 
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