GB Creativer Insult Resource

[Morcheeba]

Charlie Sheen Lasagna dinner, my bad.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Why did you say busybody four times like that?

It is his universal translator. It is still in its infancy. Good job.

 

[redman1985]

so manny to go with we will start with some of my favs
so i see the sex change failed
your family tree still doesnt branch
i got a jock strap smarter then you
college has not helped you

 

[MissTCShore]

Insult from the movie "Hook": "Substitute math teacher!"

 

[girlsmiley]

cunt nugget

 

[philosophygirl]

Smurf lover

I hate the little blue bastards.

 

[geology_rooks]

fuckwad
fuckwit
fuckham
asshat
asswipe
asstard
douchewipe
douche nozzle
douche canoe™
douche moron

/curtsy

I once new a snowboard dude that was American. I bet him in a card game the first night we meet, so he called me a douche bag nozzle cleaner ... just thought I'd throw it into the mix?

I didn't even know what a douche bag was!

in the same spirit. WTF is a douche canoe™?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Smurf lover

I hate the little blue bastards.

Come here and let me smurf that smurf.

 

[philosophygirl]

Come here and let me smurf that smurf.

Always with smurfing the smurf, is that all you ever smurf about?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Always with smurfing the smurf, is that all you ever smurf about?

You smurf your smurfing smurf it smurf.

 

[philosophygirl]

You smurf your smurfing smurf it smurf.

if I told you had a beautiful smurf, would you smurf it against my smurf?

 

[KRCummings]

I like to shoot from the hip with insults. You can always tell when someone is reading off a cue card.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I like to shoot from the hip with insults. You can always tell when someone is reading off a cue card.

Smurf lover.

 

[KRCummings]

Smurf lover.

Your mother licks the scrotums of dead spider monkeys.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Your mother licks the scrotums of dead spider monkeys.

I knew you'd come around.

By the way, I told you that in confidence.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Salvi, is that you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9myaxB2gXJ0

 

[andygorn]

I always liked:
Your Momma's so fat, her class yearbook photo was an aerial reconnaissance shot.

But that's just me.

 

[KRCummings]

I always liked:
Your Momma's so fat, her class yearbook photo was an aerial reconnaissance shot.

But that's just me.

Ok, that one is cute.

 

[neci]

Your mother licks the scrotums of dead spider monkeys.

my sides hurt now.

 

[Sinny]

I once new a snowboard dude that was American. I bet him in a card game the first night we meet, so he called me a douche bag nozzle cleaner ... just thought I'd throw it into the mix?

I didn't even know what a douche bag was!

in the same spirit. WTF is a douche canoe™?

That's some creative insulting, right there.

Douche canoe™ is a standard GB insult coined by December-slash-RedheadedTexan. It's someone who is such a huge douche, said douche requires a floating vessel to contain their douchiness.

 

[Luk]

That's some creative insulting, right there.

Douche canoe™ is a standard GB insult coined by December-slash-RedheadedTexan. It's someone who is such a huge douche, said douche requires a floating vessel to contain their douchiness.

You're a come guzzling gutter whore.

 

[Sinny]

You're a come guzzling gutter whore.

And this is why I adore you.

 

[neci]

gutter whore!
gutter whore!
sinny is a gutter whore!

 

[Luk]

And this is why I adore you.

You should also adore me because I'm being a foodie tonight. In the oven are two one inch thick halibut steaks seasoned and breaded with Ritz crackers. The fish was caught from Kevin Costner's boat yesterday.

 

[Sinny]

You should also adore me because I'm being a foodie tonight. In the oven are two one inch thick halibut steaks seasoned and breaded with Ritz crackers. The fish was caught from Kevin Costner's boat yesterday.

Awww, man. Jealous. I'm eating a leftover twice baked potato. Fridge surfing for leftovers on a Monday night is the suck. But I did just pull banana bread out of the oven. Things are looking up.

Were you on Kevin Costner's boat? Or did you jack his fish?