Gaydar and me

[Liar]

So recently, like the last few months, I seem to fit the 'worth a shot' criteria for gay men on the prowl. That's new, and I have no idea why. (Gay men wity moderate standards, I might add. It's not like I suddenly turned into a hot catch for either sex all of a sudden...)

Flattering and all, I suppose. But mostly weird. I haven't done anything to earn this attention that I can think of. Anyone got a clue what might trigger a gaydar?

 

[naughtycakes]

Different hair cut? Different cologne? New clothes?

Have you been hanging out in gay-friendly places or with fag hags?

 

[berry juice]

gays have a pretty good radar about who's one of their own, so you might be a gay but don't know it yet. yeah :-D

 

[koalabear]

gays have a pretty good radar about who's one of their own, so you might be a gay but don't know it yet. yeah :-D

He is a blue squirrel.

 

[berry juice]

He is a blue squirrel.

with a bow tie...how gay is that

 

[koalabear]

with a bow tie...how gay is that

His closet door is just stuck.

 

[Liar]

Closet schmoset. I've always been a bit omni. So that hasn't changed.

 

[killallhippies]

Closet schmoset. I've always been a bit omni. So that hasn't changed.

then why should it matter? just pound that ass and move on.

 

[koalabear]

Closet schmoset. I've always been a bit omni. So that hasn't changed.

I think you are a bit metro.

 

[Liar]

then why should it matter? just pound that ass and move on.

That ass is not my type, and the ass I do pound would object.

Not that I said it was a problem really. Just figured it was something I ate or something.

 

[Liar]

I think you are a bit metro.

I wish. Those bastards probably don't have my rampage nose hair issues.

 

[islandman]

I wish. Those bastards probably don't have my rampage nose hair issues.

Awful post of the day.

 

[Liar]

Awful post of the day.

I aim to please.

 

[killallhippies]

That ass is not my type, and the ass I do pound would object.

Not that I said it was a problem really. Just figured it was something I ate or something.

ugly? that's shame.

 

[parodyluvr75]

In a relationship and happy...your sexy factor ups automatically. Enjoy your new found extra appeal.

 

[killallhippies]

In a relationship and happy...your sexy factor ups automatically. Enjoy your new found extra appeal.

this is true and very annoying.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Youre now authorized to join the CHICK FIL A KISS IN today!

 

[Liar]

Youre now authorized to join the CHICK FIL A KISS IN today!

No, I'm not gonna make out with you. Quit hoping.