Gamer Thread

[CandiCame]

Well I'm fucking up, I guess. I never sleep. I have the worst insomnia EVER and the one night I do the gf woke me up to tell me she was sick. Not so I could do anything about it, mind you, just to let me know so I could sit up and worry instead of sleeping.

So I'm gonna try to draw some.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Draw yourself a portrait of you as a 1950s dad.

 

[CandiCame]

Draw yourself a portrait of you as a 1950s dad.

I would want that to be... you know, good. And doing good art takes months at a time.

Do watch this tho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o2SV6ynJYQ

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I would want that to be... you know, good. And doing good art takes months at a time.

Do watch this tho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o2SV6ynJYQ

I will when I get home. My phone dislikes youtube.

Do your portriat bob ross style. He could paint the sistine chapel in 20 minutes

 

[CandiCame]

I will when I get home. My phone dislikes youtube.

Do your portriat bob ross style. He could paint the sistine chapel in 20 minutes

Bob Ross sold his soul for that power, and also the tricks he used only work on landscapes. He does speedpaints, which is a particular kind of technique that you have to achieve super sayin 4 to be able to do. He was the zen master of landscapes.

Goddamn, Bob Ross was awesome.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You mean you're girlfriend is like an cat? Okay that's wrong. Are you sure you don't want her murdered after she gives you Snack Sized Candi? Or if you prefer I can simply relocate her to a better environment.

Also you've been up for hours bored and I don't have an angry tent waiting to gobble up kids? That blows.

 

[Sean Renaud]

PS. There is a visual artists corner on the forums for the artist formerly known as Onceler.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

PS. There is a visual artists corner on the forums for the artist formerly known as Onceler.

That's new

 

[Sean Renaud]

I think that one has been around for a while, but I'm not sure. I mostly travel between the GB, Story Ideas and the two RP threads occasionally wandering into the playground but that's a bit of a rarity for me.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

We should track down candis art and archive it over there. Maybe ill do that when I'm really bored

 

[Sean Renaud]

I keep trying to get him to keep all the sprites at least together but since they are linked to his Flickr (I think) account he kinda has to handlt it himself, or at least be aware or he could easily fuck it up.

 

[CandiCame]

Do what now? I know I said I would draw your tent but after I took the gf to school she told me to clean the bathroom and I didn't want to so I procrastinated by fucking off on youtube and knitting a couple rows on a sweater and just dicking around and now it's like 3:00pm... and the day just kind of got away from me. I have seriously done jack shit. I really need to clean the bathroom.

There's a thread about me where now?

 

[CandiCame]

You mean you're girlfriend is like an cat? Okay that's wrong. Are you sure you don't want her murdered after she gives you Snack Sized Candi? Or if you prefer I can simply relocate her to a better environment.

Also you've been up for hours bored and I don't have an angry tent waiting to gobble up kids? That blows.

Well, in her defense I told her to tell me if she got sick. But that's because I'm afraid my offspring's going to either die inside her, or seeing as how she's already fought through a condom, spermicide, and my general ineptitude,then broken apart her mother's bones to make herself stronger, I live in constant fear that she's just gonna claw her way out like a Xenomorph larva.

 

[CandiCame]

The fear comes because the cops will never believe it was the baby. When I'm sitting there holding this bloody hell-spawn covered in sinew and my now ex is lying on the floor in the throngs of death. They always blame the boyfriend. Never the baby.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

There's an art board on lit now. You now have a place to archive your pictures on lit

 

[CandiCame]

There's an art board on lit now. You now have a place to archive your pictures on lit

The Visual Arts Corner? I tried that. Noone cared about my art there.

 

[Sean Renaud]

That still straight up cat behavior. Mine will wake me to watch her eat. Well technically it's to fill her food and water dish but she doesn't check if it's empty if she's near me, she'll just use that sandpaper tongue on my eyelids until I wake up, then meow and walk just out of reach until she's lead me to whatever she wants (occasionally someone was rude enough to close a door or a bird is taunting her from outside the window, or another cat is sitting on her bench and she barely tolerates humans doing that.

I like that I'm wearing you down though. You didn't say I couldn't murder her just that you're afraid of getting caught.

Pretty soon I won't have to bitch for a month to get something drawn by someone who claims they are constantly bored and need something to do!

 

[CandiCame]

That still straight up cat behavior. Mine will wake me to watch her eat. Well technically it's to fill her food and water dish but she doesn't check if it's empty if she's near me, she'll just use that sandpaper tongue on my eyelids until I wake up, then meow and walk just out of reach until she's lead me to whatever she wants (occasionally someone was rude enough to close a door or a bird is taunting her from outside the window, or another cat is sitting on her bench and she barely tolerates humans doing that.

I like that I'm wearing you down though. You didn't say I couldn't murder her just that you're afraid of getting caught.

Pretty soon I won't have to bitch for a month to get something drawn by someone who claims they are constantly bored and need something to do!

I have no defense, I played fucking farmville and talked to a guy I hate instead. I hate that goddamn facebook chat thing. I think I'll ignore him, but I know the little things are going to pop up from where I'm playing the game...

I didn't say you could murder her, I said my alien baby will probably murder her. Hell, she'll probably murder us all.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You didn't say I couldn't. Baby Steps. Besides if your daughter turns out to be Hope (Xena reference) and starts strangling people all I need to do is go get hooked up with Ares powers ad the God of War and she'll murder everybody not named me. And nobody ever suspects the terrible toddler. There has never been more win in the world than that.

No more farmville for you until you draw an angry tent!

 

[CandiCame]

You didn't say I couldn't. Baby Steps. Besides if your daughter turns out to be Hope (Xena reference) and starts strangling people all I need to do is go get hooked up with Ares powers ad the God of War and she'll murder everybody not named me. And nobody ever suspects the terrible toddler. There has never been more win in the world than that.

No more farmville for you until you draw an angry tent!

God I hope she strangles the doctor with her umbilical chord.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

The Visual Arts Corner? I tried that. Noone cared about my art there.

Well not everyone likes to see link pounded by gannon. Wait..have you drawn that before?

 

[Sean Renaud]

I draw the line at twelve months by the by. Any child who's killed prior to their first year of life should be drown before they get too powerful. I've seen enough anime to know that there are certain things you just don't fuck with. It never ever ends well. When your game plan is aim away from face and hope the recoil doesn't kill you, the gun might be too large and that's how I feel about that.

Though I do like the idea of a bone eating baby. After you draw my angry tent you should draw a baby picking her teeth with a bone against a backdrop of dismembered bits.

 

[CandiCame]

Well not everyone likes to see link pounded by gannon. Wait..have you drawn that before?

I haven't and now that you've said that I have no idea why.

 

[CandiCame]

I draw the line at twelve months by the by. Any child who's killed prior to their first year of life should be drown before they get too powerful. I've seen enough anime to know that there are certain things you just don't fuck with. It never ever ends well. When your game plan is aim away from face and hope the recoil doesn't kill you, the gun might be too large and that's how I feel about that.

Though I do like the idea of a bone eating baby. After you draw my angry tent you should draw a baby picking her teeth with a bone against a backdrop of dismembered bits.

Holy shit I want to paint that on her wall. So she can look at it every night before she sleeps and be all, "Fuck yeah. I'm powerful."

Plus we were going to rent this house out and I really want the renters to just have that. Or failing that her friends in four or five years. She needs to be feared. I want me one of them animie super babies. Like if Gohan had never dropped Goku on his head.

Also, am I the only one who was never cool that Goku was seriously dropped on his head as a baby and it negatively affected him? Like he's less intelligent because of it. That was an act of child abuse. Yeah, it made him less evil, but it also made him retarded.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I haven't and now that you've said that I have no idea why.

Thought you did. Maybe it was link being fucked by someone else.

Holy shit I want to paint that on her wall. So she can look at it every night before she sleeps and be all, "Fuck yeah. I'm powerful."

Plus we were going to rent this house out and I really want the renters to just have that. Or failing that her friends in four or five years. She needs to be feared. I want me one of them animie super babies. Like if Gohan had never dropped Goku on his head.

Also, am I the only one who was never cool that Goku was seriously dropped on his head as a baby and it negatively affected him? Like he's less intelligent because of it. That was an act of child abuse. Yeah, it made him less evil, but it also made him retarded.

But he could lift things up and put them down. He also learned the kamahamaha in like 2 minutes and that took roshi like 100 years