Funny Question

[ChfMrk]

A couple weeks ago at work (I'm a cook) we had a customer come in and request a vegan meal...

So my question of the night was:

If a girl is a vegan, does that mean she can't swallow?

 

[stingray61]

A couple weeks ago at work (I'm a cook) we had a customer come in and request a vegan meal...

So my question of the night was:

If a girl is a vegan, does that mean she can't swallow?

Nope. Cum has a lot of protien but it isn't meat. Being vegan means you never have to worry about her biting your dick off and eating it.

 

[ChfMrk]

vegan is different than vegetarian...

 

[Luv2PleasureF]

Nope. Cum has a lot of protien but it isn't meat. Being vegan means you never have to worry about her biting your dick off and eating it.

LOL! I agree. It may look like a hot dog, but it's not.

The basic difference between vegetarian and vegan is ideology. Vegetarians refrain from eating meat because they believe it's healthier (I tend to disagree, but then I LOVE a good steak!). A vegan will not eat meat, or any product produced from any animal (inculding, for instance, eggs, milk, or other dairy products) on the basis of what they believe is cruelty, or an objection to animals being killed for food. Think PETA gone beserk.

 

[onebadkitty]

Ahhh, very interesting question. I'm not a vegan, but I would have to say swallowing is definitely against the vegan rules, b/c they don't eat any animal products, no milk, eggs, etc.

Yet another reason NOT to be a vegan... although the thought of being vegetarian has crossed my mind.

 

[Ezzy]

Here is a little something you might want to look at!

 

[EJFan]

i recently learned that ejaculate is actually mostly fructose, not protein... though it has protein in it.

vegans don't eat ANY animal products: meat, fish, animal oils, eggs, milk, cheese... anything that comes from an animal is off limits.

so, technically, she shouldn't swallow.

then again, this logic also dictates that human byproducts are part of our "acceptable diet" and therefore makes us cannibals if you think about it long enough. and, trust me, i have that kinda time.

i knew a girl who was a vegatarian, but she ate pepperoni... so we all started believing that pepperoni grew on trees.

 

[RedIntense]

Ooh ooh!! Pick me! I know this one!

So I actually studied the subject in college... through a class on social movements. Essentially, vegans/vegetarians are what they are for different reasons. Some are political based, some theological, and some just don't like meat or other such based products. Different groups have different ideologies. PETA for instance wants animals to have equal rights to humans. Most vegetarians and your fair share of vegans that are doing it for ideological reasons, though, are simply upset by animal cruelty. PETA is actually quite the outlier in its thinking.

In short:
The PETA line of thinking is against consuming all animal products because animals are equals. So, in order to not be hypocrits, they would have to refuse to swallow because semen comes from humans, which are animals.

On the other hand, your more garden variety vegans and vegetarians (pun not intended, but its funny just the same) are more lenient. As long as the animal is treated well, its okay to consume what the animal can offer without being killed. This includes everything from milk, to wool, to estrogen which is taken from pregnant horses (betcha didn't know that one...). So as long as you don't die in the process, a typical vegetarian can swallow without being a hypocrit.

PS - I'm a vegetarian and I swallow.

 

[EJFan]

So as long as you don't die in the process, a typical vegetarian can swallow without being a hypocrit.

PS - I'm a vegetarian and I swallow.

i don't mean this critically, but the debate is FAR too intriguing (and ridiculous) to let slide by.

i think a vegetarian CAN swallow because we're not talking about killing an animal to get the product. i don't think a VEGAN can swallow because we're talking about an animal product.

 

[RedIntense]

i don't mean this critically, but the debate is FAR too intriguing (and ridiculous) to let slide by.

i think a vegetarian CAN swallow because we're not talking about killing an animal to get the product. i don't think a VEGAN can swallow because we're talking about an animal product.

Exactly.

Did the way I phrased it make it sound different? Cause that's what I was getting at.

 

[m wisdom]

If they do all this to be kind to animals, then shouldn't they swallow to be kind to the guy?

 

[EJFan]

Exactly.

Did the way I phrased it make it sound different? Cause that's what I was getting at.

no... you didn't phrase it wrong at all. i was just elaborating a bit to mention that (as far as i know) vegans can't eat any animal products of any kind.

 

[Luv2PleasureF]

i recently learned that ejaculate is actually mostly fructose, not protein... though it has protein in it.

vegans don't eat ANY animal products: meat, fish, animal oils, eggs, milk, cheese... anything that comes from an animal is off limits.

so, technically, she shouldn't swallow.

then again, this logic also dictates that human byproducts are part of our "acceptable diet" and therefore makes us cannibals if you think about it long enough. and, trust me, i have that kinda time.

i knew a girl who was a vegatarian, but she ate pepperoni... so we all started believing that pepperoni grew on trees.

Actually, it's mainly Glucose, not Fructose. Minor differences empirically speaking, but differences, nonetheless.

Pepperoni growing on trees? LMAO!!

 

[ChfMrk]

We were discussing it as being a kinda grey area...

While semen is technically an animal product, the person giving it is doing so of his own free will

So I guess it can't be considered cruel to extract it from the "animal" in question...unless of course the extracter uses too much teeth action during extraction lol


although all seriousness aside...I was just saying to get a laugh out of my co-workers

 

[Eilan]

So as long as you don't die in the process, a typical vegetarian can swallow without being a hypocrit.

Interestingly, during Shakespeare's time, "dying" was a euphemism for having an orgasm. Good thing that one died--so to speak--with the ages!