Funniest sex terms.

[Young Knave]

My favorite sex term is "DNA shower". I just heard it on the Don and Mike radio show. Had me laughing in the car.

 

[PacificBlue]

the current one I'm contemplating is "bearded clam"...hee, hee, hee

 

[The_old_man]

How about "fuzzy taco"

 

[Boxstar]

I'm a fan of "bearded axe wound"

 

[PacificBlue]

ooohhhh

I've never heard those...WOW!

 

[Shylady]

The funniest one I ever heard was in a story I read here, I can't remember the name or author but it said " she swallowed the 'heritage syrup'"

I'm sorry but that was the funniest thing I ever read.

 

[Jonesmeister]

Referring to a woman's breasts as "The Pointer Sisters"

 

[beckbabe]

lmao

I love these...except the axe wound, eeeeeewwwwwww!

Tallywhacker!

 

[plasticman33]

And the ever popular "one-eyed lizard" and "bald-headed mouse"

 

[OUTSIDER]

I once heard cunniligus(sp) described as "drinking out of the furry cup", now that had me laughing my ass off.