It is, and she is.
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It is, and she is.
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Never a reason for that. Why would anybody care enough? Oh, no. My Lit cred is ruined, so, I'm gonna expose this bitch to her boss? Come on, son! Let's try and pretend we're old enough to be here at the very least, right?
It seems to happen about once a year here.
Someone found out Blacksnake was hosting interracial porn on his corporate server and notified his company (interracial sex is an affront to God, dontcha know)...He got fired.
And my favorite was Ishmael threatening to refer a female attorney to her state bar association for havin' the temerity to disagree with him. Bitch needed to be put in her place, dontcha know....
The funniest one was the guy who threatened LT, and dared him to come visit him. Gave LT an address and everything. LT actually showed up, the other guy no-showed, of course (Konservative Kowardice). The address was a pizza restaurant.
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No one knows about what happened to me. I said nothing here and ignored it all, sucked up the awkward moment and work and kept it moving. It was the only way to win.
LadyFunkenstein
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Better pic
I have a little bit of junk back there, but not enough to be what's in these days:
I am glad we did this thread.
My ass and legs look amazing, so I thank my haters. I haven't really looked at it in quite a while, but I now see my legs are still shapely and cellulite free, and my ass still isn't sagging or spreading.
I think this thread has been a success. My ass is still tighter and smaller than my nose. {that one was for my trolls]
Whoops I thought I was posting but actually edited.
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No that is fine. Her waist is proportionate.
There are plenty of girls proud of their asses when it got there along with thier waistline.
LadyFunkenstein
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Bump.
Because the trolling against me didn't work.
Sorry bert.
Because the trolling against me didn't work.
Sorry bert.
Bullshit. She's all woman. A lot of woman, and I like it.
Yeah, the proportions have to be right. Small waist compared to hips.
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For some reason your AV reminds me of vintage album covers. Must be the muted colours. I quite like it. You look calm and self-assured in all of the photos, which is what you generally project in your voice here. Your skin looks amazing too. The haters come off as grasping and desperate. Well done
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ms_ann_thrope
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For some reason your AV reminds me of vintage album covers. Must be the muted colours. I quite like it. You look calm and self-assured in all of the photos, which is what you generally project in your voice here. Your skin looks amazing too. The haters come off as grasping and desperate. Well done
I have photoshop too.
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You're saying you can photoshop-in a relaxed expression, a remarkable self-possession and casual dismissal of idiots?
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I can put a rhinoceros head on a mouse. Pretty close.
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This makes no sense.
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It makes no sense to you.
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Bruce Jenner is jealous of ms Ann bert.
LadyFunkenstein
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For some reason your AV reminds me of vintage album covers. Must be the muted colours. I quite like it. You look calm and self-assured in all of the photos, which is what you generally project in your voice here. Your skin looks amazing too. The haters come off as grasping and desperate. Well done
Thanks! A random shot with no filters, just the way the light came in through the window that particular day.
My skin.. it's all the collagen I eat, that's what I think anyway. Right now I am cooking up a batch of broth with pork, chicken and beef in it. I have never cooked all three together.
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Awww, thanks!
I am 44 -- will be 45 in two months
I just like to bike, prefer it for transportation. And then I long recreational rides in the summer. Did a century a few years ago and will probably do one again this year. I have 3 bikes - a fast road bike, a folding bike, and an old steel hybrid that can be locked up on the street.
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Awww, thanks!
I am 44 -- will be 45 in two months
I just like to bike, prefer it for transportation. And then I long recreational rides in the summer. Did a century a few years ago and will probably do one again this year. I have 3 bikes - a fast road bike, a folding bike, and an old steel hybrid that can be locked up on the street.
nice, I have an off-road bike, fat tread tires. A couple of friends and I hit the trails during the summer, at state parks. Hurt myself at the end of the season last year. I had just hammered up to the top of this steep hill, stopped to drink some water, then when I took off I didn't realize I was in some sand (nor did I know that sand could fuck you up), that shit grabbed my tire and I fell to the side, put my arm out to break my fall, and sprained my wrist real good, didn't break anything though. We were in the middle of the woods, so I had to finish the ride, and my gear shifts are handle bar twists, it was grueling.
LadyFunkenstein
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I haven't had an off road bike in many, many years, but being in NYC there really isn't much of a point. I did have a hybrid with fat tread tires but I ended up selling it last summer since I wasn't getting much out of it.
Never biked in sand, but now that you mention it, makes sense that it will fuck you up. Last year I broke a finger. Comes with the territory I guess.
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Awww, thanks!
I am 44 -- will be 45 in two months
I just like to bike, prefer it for transportation. And then I long recreational rides in the summer. Did a century a few years ago and will probably do one again this year. I have 3 bikes - a fast road bike, a folding bike, and an old steel hybrid that can be locked up on the street.
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