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[LadyFunkenstein]

Yeah, I wanted to see that too. She was running. It's probably tight as fuck.

My ass was considered hot 10+ years ago. Now bigger is better, that is what is in. I have a retro ass, it isn't big enough for what is in style today. I bike too much for my ass to get to what people want today.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

So you gave someone naked pics, told them where you worked and they just faxed them to your employer because...?

 

[toubab]

My ass was considered hot 10+ years ago. Now bigger is better, that is what is in. I have a retro ass, it isn't big enough for what is in style today. I bike too much for my ass to get to what people want today.

More disappointment.

 

[Que]

My ass was considered hot 10+ years ago. Now bigger is better, that is what is in. I have a retro ass, it isn't big enough for what is in style today. I bike too much for my ass to get to what people want today.

That trend came from guys settling and girls deciding they were now safe to super-size those fries.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

So you gave someone naked pics, told them where you worked and they just faxed them to your employer because...?

No stupid. I already said, they faxed pics from my picture thread.

Like you, they were very interested in learning who I am. I forget how they found out, but I've never gone out of my way to safeguard that. I know I don't need to do so. I have met a good 25 people from here all who know my name. Anyway, at that time, I started a new job which made our industry papers. The person found out my job via googling my name, and had their fun.

Are you next? Again, nothing bad will happen to me. I have a job in which no one will care, and I am single. But it will be embarrassing for 5-10minutes so I'd rather not deal with it.

Can you perhaps find entertainment elsewhere, or is this it for you?

 

[toubab]

That trend came from guys settling and girls deciding they were now safe to super-size those fries.

No way. I've always liked some junk in that trunk, as the cool guys say.

 

[girlsmiley]

Fax? Lame.

Email would be better, obviously.

I wonder what my boss would say if someone sent him naked pics of me.

Hahahaha!

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Daisey Dukes....to make my night?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fax? Lame.

Email would be better, obviously.

I wonder what my boss would say if someone sent him naked pics of me.

Hahahaha!

Phil would slash his throat.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

That trend came from guys settling and girls deciding they were now safe to super-size those fries.

Genetically, my body can't go up more than 7 pounds (to fill out the ass) without me getting a big gut. I am a natural apple shape. Weight just does not go to my ass so I keep myself slimmer. Right now I have a slightly bigger ass as I have been driving for two months instead of biking. But I can't go any bigger than 5-7 pounds or I will have a sloppy floppy belly.

 

[Que]

No way. I've always liked some junk in that trunk, as the cool guys say.

There is a huge (pardon the pun) between baby got back in the way Flo-Jo or the Fly-girls got it, and letting gravity and calories build it. Twerking is absurd. If your ass can jiggle that much it needs to be in a 1950's girdle.

 

[Que]

No stupid. I already said, they faxed pics from my picture thread.

Like you, they were very interested in learning who I am. I forget how they found out, but I've never gone out of my way to safeguard that. I know I don't need to do so. I have met a good 25 people from here all who know my name. Anyway, at that time, I started a new job which made our industry papers. The person found out my job via googling my name, and had their fun.

Are you next? Again, nothing bad will happen to me. I have a job in which no one will care, and I am single. But it will be embarrassing for 5-10minutes so I'd rather not deal with it.

Can you perhaps find entertainment elsewhere, or is this it for you?

That is precisely my situation. I always wonder how stupid people really are to be trolling from their workplaces. A keylogger and they are fired just for some of the trigger words, let alone full context of what they type.

 

[toubab]

There is a huge (pardon the pun) between baby got back in the way Flo-Jo or the Fly-girls got it, and letting gravity and calories build it. Twerking is absurd. If your ass can jiggle that much it needs to be in a 1950's girdle.

I'm guessing you think this is way too much junk:

http://niceass.ca/wp-content/images/nicebutt-1000x1000.jpg

 

[Beco]

Uh, no! ^

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Daisey Dukes....to make my night?

They are put away, but here is a terrible pic of my in tiny shorts taken right now (Lit in the background on the laptop). I don't have a good mirror for pics these days.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

No stupid. I already said, they faxed pics from my picture thread.

Like you, they were very interested in learning who I am. I forget how they found out, but I've never gone out of my way to safeguard that. I know I don't need to do so. I have met a good 25 people from here all who know my name. Anyway, at that time, I started a new job which made our industry papers. The person found out my job via googling my name, and had their fun.

Are you next? Again, nothing bad will happen to me. I have a job in which no one will care, and I am single. But it will be embarrassing for 5-10minutes so I'd rather not deal with it.

Can you perhaps find entertainment elsewhere, or is this it for you?

There's a lot of gap in that story. But ultimately, you probably pissed someone off.

 

[toubab]

They are put away, but here is a terrible pic of my in tiny shorts taken right now (Lit in the background on the laptop). I don't have a good mirror for pics these days.

Looks pretty damn good, from what I can see.

 

[girlsmiley]

Phil would slash his throat.

Haha!

My boss is awesome. Fun, smart. Putts from the rough.

He'd probably say, "Hello, what do we have here?" And then he'd laugh and laugh. And then we'd all go back to work.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Better pic

I have a little bit of junk back there, but not enough to be what's in these days:

I am glad we did this thread.

My ass and legs look amazing, so I thank my haters. I haven't really looked at it in quite a while, but I now see my legs are still shapely and cellulite free, and my ass still isn't sagging or spreading.

I think this thread has been a success. My ass is still tighter and smaller than my nose. {that one was for my trolls]

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

They are put away, but here is a terrible pic of my in tiny shorts taken right now (Lit in the background on the laptop). I don't have a good mirror for pics these days.

Thanks....works for me.

 

[RobDownSouth]

There's a lot of gap in that story. But ultimately, you probably pissed someone off.

That certainly entitles someone to take their argument to "real life", specifically their place of employment, right? Right?

 

[Littlefinger]

The dukes are packed away, but here are a tiny pair of American Apparel shorts I wear around the house. Fresh pic, just taken.

I have a little bit of junk back there, but not enough to be what's in these days:

Sweet booty, Funk. I'd ask for a night, for sure.

 

[Littlefinger]

That certainly entitles someone to take their argument to "real life", specifically their place of employment, right? Right?

Never a reason for that. Why would anybody care enough? Oh, no. My Lit cred is ruined, so, I'm gonna expose this bitch to her boss? Come on, son! Let's try and pretend we're old enough to be here at the very least, right?

 

[toubab]

Look at that ass:

http://mankindunplugged.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/serena-williams-bikini-6.jpg

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Look at that ass:

http://mankindunplugged.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/serena-williams-bikini-6.jpg

Looks like serena, she is a one of a kind