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[LadyFunkenstein]

Who flattened that mofo?

Flat? It is bulbous in profile. So big I don't even take such pics. (Flat would be better, would be more African) Look at the AV for pete's sake.

You are getting very old, you have lost your depth perception.

 

[Que]

Toodles. Do wish I could have thrown down something racy especially since my body is bangable but... oh well

FYP..

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

This thread is useless without titties.

Can't do it now, wish I could because my tits are my best asset. Thank Ms Ann/Bert for threats against my personhood.

 

[Littlefinger]

Toodles. Do wish I could have thrown down something racy especially since my body is banging but... oh well

Sad. Maybe next time prepare better to expose yourself to strangers? That way you won't feel so vulnerable.

 

[queerhe]

[personal info prohibited per our forum guidelines] - Last Warning

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

[personal info prohibited per our forum guidelines] - Last Warning

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Sad. Maybe next time prepare better to expose yourself to strangers? That way you won't feel so vulnerable.

Do you see me deleting anything?

I won't. Zero fucks are given.

Just will not post any nudes. Too bad, we need more nudity on Lit. But some people just don't like it I guess.

 

[Littlefinger]

Do you see me deleting anything?

I won't. Zero fucks are given.

Just will not post any nudes. Too bad, we need more nudity on Lit. But some people just don't like it I guess.

That doesn't make any sense. But it is your prerogative.

 

[queerhe]

FYP..

She thinks youre an idiot.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Reported.

Ditto.

 

[toubab]

That doesn't make any sense. But it is your prerogative.

What doesn't make sense?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

That doesn't make any sense. But it is your prerogative.

Several years ago someone faxed nude photos of me to my job. (I can prove it too, the alt is on my old picture thread and the handle it chose was the name of my employer.) Nothing came of it, and still wouldn't today because my career is of the sort in which people don't want to know how the sausage gets made. But is it worth the hassle? I don't think so. I can post my nudes elsewhere; some people still like naked pcs. I find it fun to post them from time to time, but if someone is simply going to hang around threatening to expose me, where is the fun?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Several years ago someone faxed nude photos of me to my job. (I can prove it too, the alt is on my old picture thread and the handle it chose was the name of my employer.) Nothing came of it, and still wouldn't today because my career is of the sort in which people don't want to know how the sausage gets made. But is it worth the hassle? I don't think so. I can post my nudes elsewhere; some people still like naked pcs. I find it fun to post them from time to time, but if someone is simply going to hang around threatening to expose me, where is the fun?

Lol...I didn't make you post any pictures with your name on them.

 

[Littlefinger]

Several years ago someone faxed nude photos of me to my job. (I can prove it too, the alt is on my old picture thread and the handle it chose was the name of my employer.) Nothing came of it, and still wouldn't today because my career is of the sort in which people don't want to know how the sausage gets made. But is it worth the hassle? I don't think so. I can post my nudes elsewhere; some people still like naked pcs. I find it fun to post them from time to time, but if someone is simply going to hang around threatening to expose me, where is the fun?

I gotcha. Well, that sucks. This coulda been fun.

 

[eyer]

A not-so-successful pugilist playing the victim card is hardly attractive, Lady Funk...

...how much do those milkbags sag when they're not held up with hardwire, anyway?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I feel like I've let everyone down...

 

[Littlefinger]

I feel like I've let everyone down...

I think you need a spanking. Or I do. No, I meant, I want one. Am I enabling you if I beg to be spanked?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I think you need a spanking. Or I do. No, I meant, I want one. Am I enabling you if I beg to be spanked?

You would make a horrible domabee.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

A not-so-successful pugilist playing the victim card is hardly attractive, Lady Funk...

...how much do those milkbags sag when they're not held up with hardwire, anyway?

Actually they don't sag at all. Probably because I have never been fat and have never had a baby. Don't know why, don't care, they are fucking stunning. STILL.

My tits are amazing. Always have been and nothing has changed. I wanted to post them, that's the whole point of me going nude. They are my best asset.

But alas.

Ask around... people know.

 

[toubab]

I feel like I've let everyone down...

You did, damnit. I wanted to see a photo of her ass. Preferably naked.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Several years ago someone faxed nude photos of me to my job. (I can prove it too, the alt is on my old picture thread and the handle it chose was the name of my employer.) Nothing came of it, and still wouldn't today because my career is of the sort in which people don't want to know how the sausage gets made. But is it worth the hassle? I don't think so. I can post my nudes elsewhere; some people still like naked pcs. I find it fun to post them from time to time, but if someone is simply going to hang around threatening to expose me, where is the fun?

That has the definite stink of Miles' old buddy "Karen Kraft".

 

[Littlefinger]

You did, damnit. I wanted to see a photo of her ass. Preferably naked.

Yeah, I wanted to see that too. She was running. It's probably tight as fuck.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You did, damnit. I wanted to see a photo of her ass. Preferably naked.

She got shy. What can I say?

 

[toubab]

Yeah, I wanted to see that too. She was running. It's probably tight as fuck.

Biking. Pay attention.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

That has the definite stink of Miles' old buddy "Karen Kraft".

It's wasn't. I know who it was.