Full metal hetero

[LukkyKnight]

I was talking to a co-worker today about how infrequently I actually SLEEP with anybody (actually sleep, that is - it's all too rare.) After a few moments and some other topics rolled by she came back to it and announced that she thinks men and women are meant to sleep together. I had to ruefully agree.

Now, I'm not saying others have to be dedicatedly hetero in their tastes, persuasions, habits, or whatever, but damn whatever your thrills are, partner-wise, it sure is nice to be able to sleep with them, eh? For me, it's too long since a woman's spent the entire night beside me, too long since I felt that warmth so close all night, too long since I woke in company of another, too long since the night included the sounds of another human resting safe and near, and all too infuckingfrequent.

 

[Ice Cold]

Your preachin to the choir brother... AMEN!!

 

[Guest]

Don't run off I"m not stalking you...

 

[crappie master]

I was talking to a co-worker today about how infrequently I actually SLEEP with anybody (actually sleep, that is - it's all too rare.) After a few moments and some other topics rolled by she came back to it and announced that she thinks men and women are meant to sleep together. I had to ruefully agree.

Now, I'm not saying others have to be dedicatedly hetero in their tastes, persuasions, habits, or whatever, but damn whatever your thrills are, partner-wise, it sure is nice to be able to sleep with them, eh? For me, it's too long since a woman's spent the entire night beside me, too long since I felt that warmth so close all night, too long since I woke in company of another, too long since the night included the sounds of another human resting safe and near, and all too infuckingfrequent.

It makes sense to me.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I sleep with a StudMuffin and three dogs. They're an orchestra of buzzsaws.

Believe it or not, the Chihuahua-Yeti outsnores both Dalmatians and the StudMuffin. I am truly astonished.

Tired, too.

Anyone got earplugs?

 

[Cleopatra]

I remember this feeling...

But now, I'm too worried about if I'm going to wake him by moving, snoring, talking in my sleep (he's a light sleeper) - and he's up and gone by the time I'm even beginning to wake. Kinda sad, really.

 

[Pyper]

Maybe I'm the unromantic, paranoid personality disorder type, but I can't stand to sleep next to another person. Having another person so close makes me nervous, and I can't get to sleep, especially if I concentrate on the possibility that they might be awake while I am asleep. I used to kick my ex-boyfriend out of bed after we were finished with the good stuff.

 

[Freya]

I just found someone to do that with, and this morning he tells me I'm about to be banished to the couch if'n I don't quit snoring.

 

[Cleopatra]

I just found someone to do that with, and this morning he tells me I'm about to be banished to the couch if'n I don't quit snoring.

Lovely feeling, isn't it? To have someone get so mad at you for something you can't control, and most likely don't even know you do. And not much to be done about it, either.


*sigh*

 

[Freya]

Lovely feeling, isn't it? To have someone get so mad at you for something you can't control, and most likely don't even know you do. And not much to be done about it, either.


*sigh*

He's not mad - just cranky when he doesn't get enough sleep. Funny, my snoring doesn't bother me a bit.

 

[Ice Cold]

That sound was you snoring??? I thought someone was whacking away at the amazon with a thousand chainsaws.

 

[Freya]

That sound was you snoring??? I thought someone was whacking away at the amazon with a thousand chainsaws.

Apparently I can be quite loud. I've never heard a thing.


However, I have discovered that a good throat coating before bed, works wonders.

 

[miles]

Apparently I can be quite loud. I've never heard a thing.


However, I have discovered that a good throat coating before bed, works wonders.

Works better than a facial.

 

[Cleopatra]

He's not mad - just cranky when he doesn't get enough sleep. Funny, my snoring doesn't bother me a bit.

I guess cranky turns to mad when it's every night for 7 years.

Not my fault, though - I keep telling myself....

 

[MercyMia]

In between

Sometimes he's there and often he's not. Since we're married, I have some assurance that he'll eventually come home and be in the same bed. When I'm alone, I fill his side of the bed with books, paper and pens, all kinds of ongoing projects and interests. I try to clear it all out before he gets home, but sometimes I forget. Ewps!

Snoring, yes, snoring is an issue. He always falls asleep before I do. When the snoring sounds painful, I nudge him to turn over. That's good for about 5 minutes. Then he flops back to the old position.

The best times are when we spoon--either way is great, me behind, or him behind. The risk of the him behind me version is that when he starts to snore...it's right in my ear. But this man's arms were definitely made to be wrapped around my waist, one hand up under my nightie (if I'm wearing one), cupping my breast.

When he's gone for more than 2 nights in a row, the pile of books on his side of the bed grows pretty high.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I guess cranky turns to mad when it's every night for 7 years.

Not my fault, though - I keep telling myself....

I'm familiar with the snoring issue, or perhaps it's more accurate to say my ex is, since it never kept ME awake. The curious thing about it, from my perspective, was that this complaint came from a person who could sleep through anything else. In retrospect I see it as one of those early warning signs in my case (not saying it is for everybody) that I was getting on her nerves. It wasn't a cause, but rather a symptom.

I suppose it might be productive to seek a hearing-impaired partner.

 

[MercyMia]

I suppose it might be productive to seek a hearing-impaired partner.

<laughing!!!>

what would you suggest for my sister, whose husband is a farter of mythical proportions?

 

[Never]

I'm trying to figure out why this thread is called, "Full metal hetero."

 

[Calamity Jane]

Still waiting on that map.

When I was single, I loved to sleep with guys... we'd go out, go back to one of our apartments, make out a bit, and go to bed. No fucking. And, if you think that's weird... I nver fucked a lot of those guys, and I rarely slept with the ones I was fucking.

Sometimes though, i miss that comfortable, sleep with someone nearby kind of thing. It's been a long time.

 

[Guest]

I'm trying to figure out why this thread is called, "Full metal hetero."

Don't. You'll hurt your self.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Two people in bed is not a problem — but I hate it when we have company.

 

[LukkyKnight]

<laughing!!!>

what would you suggest for my sister, whose husband is a farter of mythical proportions?

www.foreignlegion.fr seems like her last, best hope.

And Never? It got you to look in, but think of it as along the lines of a classified to solve my bad bed-to-occupancy ratio (which felt particularly pronounced last night as temps plunged into double-digits below zero on the Farenheit scale.)

 

[Guest]

 

[ksmybuttons]

I like to touch toes. No matter what, my toe finds his. He thinks I had magnets installed when he wasn't looking. I like to roll close when I get cold and then roll back out when it gets too warm, but my toe has to touch him all the time.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Toes are very cool...