Fuckety-fuck-bollocks-shit-wank-cunt

[EnglishWimp]

Nah. I wouldn't mind it myself!

I'm sure I'm straight: No matter how many hundreds of men I screw, I just don't seem to really enjoy it...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Do you have any fucking idea who I am?

I'd love to help, but if you don't know ...


Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm sure I'm straight: No matter how many hundreds of men I screw, I just don't seem to really enjoy it...

We did though... all the boys down at the marine base said so!

 

[Guest]

God, I love this thread.

Please, tell me more, this is actually quite a turn on.

How many men were there???

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Re: Re: Re: Tech name

I get first crack at Lou - been trying to see down her top for ages.

Heh heh heh, BTDT!!!!!!!!

 

[Darktouch]

Lou
Remind me to tell you about the rest stop somday <laugh>

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Tech name

Heh heh heh, BTDT!!!!!!!!

Hey hey!

Oh, indeed you have!!!!

Feelthy, eh???

 

[carsonshepherd]

God, I love this thread.

Please, tell me more, this is actually quite a turn on.

How many men were there???

Only ten when I left...

 

[Guest]

Lou
Remind me to tell you about the rest stop somday <laugh>

LOL! That sounds interesting! Please do!

 

[EnglishWimp]

I vaguely remember someone shouting "hoist him by his own petard", and then everything's kind of a blur....

 

[Darktouch]

laugh> Actually posted a slightly ficionalized account of it, under this pen name and titled Rest stop (( creative, huh?))

 

[Guest]

I vaguely remember someone shouting "hoist him by his own petard", and then everything's kind of a blur....

LOL! Now it's all coming back to me.



Carson, only ten when you left, eh? How many left with you? That's my burning question now.

 

[minsue]

LOL! Now it's all coming back to me.



Carson, only ten when you left, eh? How many left with you? That's my burning question now.

I'm still wondering why he left

 

[Guest]

laugh> Actually posted a slightly ficionalized account of it, under this pen name and titled Rest stop (( creative, huh?))

Hehehe! Well, it works! Must remember to check that out.

 

[Darktouch]

hmmm, I wonder if there are lollypop lanes here in Fla, its been awhile <laugh>

 

[NoJo]

God, that poof English Wimp was getting on my fucking tits. Right, it's back to reality for me. Who's got the poppers?

My Internet Explorer is complaining that <laugh> is not valid HTML. Do I need to upgrade my browser?

 

[Guest]

God, that poof English Wimp was getting on my fucking tits. Right, it's back to reality for me. Who's got the poppers?

My Internet Explorer is complaining that <laugh> is not valid HTML. Do I need to upgrade my browser?

At least now I know for sure who I'm attempting to deal with!

Now, about those marines that "poof" was on about. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

 

[Darktouch]

HTML? nope no one here by that name.....

 

[lewdandlicentious]

My Internet Explorer is complaining that <laugh> is not valid HTML. Do I need to upgrade my browser?

Yes, you need to upgrade to Giggle v 1.23, which in turn will give you a link, allowing you to get tickled v 2 (hard (drive) version).

Once you have that, Laughter v 4.0 will be yours for a fair sum, although if you shop around you should be able to find Laughter v 3.2 on a free download at many places.

Hope that helps!!!

 

[Guest]

Yes, you need to upgrade to Giggle v 1.23, which in turn will give you a link, allowing you to get tickled v 2 (hard (drive) version).

Once you have that, Laughter v 4.0 will be yours for a fair sum, although if you shop around you should be able to find Laughter v 3.2 on a free download at many places.

Hope that helps!!!

Ok, that made me come.



What was that word again??? Oh yeah! "Farina". Plenty of that going on now.

 

[NoJo]

Now, about those marines that "poof" was on about. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

Well, just to keep you hot, I'll tell you what he told me: He was walking along the docks in his negligee, where he was a wharf-keeper. A bunch of big, burly french sailors, on leave from a photo-shoot for a Gautier "Le Male" advert, started teasing him, and calling him "une petite sac de merde".

English, normally a peaceloving man, drew his nail-file from his cleavage and filed the nail of a massive ugly brute with smooth skin and snarly, pouting lips.

They screamed like harridans and descended on him, pounding him within ten inches of his life.

They humiliated him, calling him "Roast Beef" and "Glen Hoddle".

...to be continued

 

[Guest]

Well, just to keep you hot, I'll tell you what he told me: He was walking along the docks in his negligee, where he was a wharf-keeper. A bunch of big, burly french sailors, on leave from a photo-shoot for a Gautier "Le Male" advert, started teasing him, and calling him "une petite sac de merde".

English, normally a peaceloving man, drew his nail-file from his cleavage and filed the nail of a massive ugly brute with smooth skin and snarly, pouting lips.

They screamed like harridans and descended on him, pounding him within ten inches of his life.

They humiliated him, calling him "Roast Beef" and "Glen Hoddle".

...to be continued

Just an average night out then?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Just an average night out then?

He forgot the farina though.

 

[Guest]

Hey, Lew!

Farina? Can you confirm that, hon?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yep, smells like farina to me!!!