Fuckety-fuck-bollocks-shit-wank-cunt

[Guest]

Yep, smells like farina to me!!!

PMSL!!!

Ta, love!

 

[Kassiana]

That's good for the soul, that is.
--And various body parts as well.

 

[Guest]

That's good for the soul, that is.
--And various body parts as well.

So true! LOL!

 

[eric shawn listo]

Ahhh...to hear the lovely dulcet tones of Tatelou once again. Fuckin' great! How's tricks, Lou? Have a nice holiday? How's the new year treating you?

eric

 

[Guest]

Ahhh...to hear the lovely dulcet tones of Tatelou once again. Fuckin' great! How's tricks, Lou? Have a nice holiday? How's the new year treating you?

eric

Dolcet tones?! What, my effing and blinding? LOL!

Tricks is good, ta very much. Yep, had a wonderful Christmas, thanks, now I'm raring to go for the new year.

How's about you?

 

[eric shawn listo]

Dolcet tones?! What, my effing and blinding? LOL!

Tricks is good, ta very much. Yep, had a wonderful Christmas, thanks, now I'm raring to go for the new year.

How's about you?

Yeah, I love the sound of the word BOLLOCKS! Very softly uttered. Grand Christmas and also ready for the new year.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, I love the sound of the word BOLLOCKS! Very softly uttered. Grand Christmas and also ready for the new year.

Titty fuck bollocks!

Did that do it for you? Did it?

Very glad to hear that.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Titty fuck bollocks!

Did that do it for you? Did it?

Very glad to hear that.

Ouchiemama! exactly right! well done... penned... more please

 

[Guest]

Ouchiemama! exactly right! well done... penned... more please

Ok, but this time I'll shout it out to you, while I perform a new cutter I just learned in karate tonight.

FUCK! BOLLOCKING SHIT! WANKER! CUNT! TITS!

 

[Guest]

Ok, but this time I'll shout it out to you, while I perform a new cutter I just learned in karate tonight.

FUCK! BOLLOCKING SHIT! WANKER! CUNT! TITS!

Ow! Shit.

Watch your control girl!

 

[Guest]

Ow! Shit.

Watch your control girl!

No need to worry about my control, I know exactly where and how to hit, to get maximum hurt going on. I can run fast, too.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think Lou has Tourette's and this is her way of covering up.

 

[Guest]

I think Lou has Tourette's and this is her way of covering up.

LOL! In fact, Tourette's inspired this thread, in an indirect way.

(See the "Books for Christmas?" thread.)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL! In fact, Tourette's inspired this thread, in an indirect way.

(See the "Books for Christmas?" thread.)

I saw and must have one day....LOL. Please tell me you've seen "Duece Bigelow, Male gigolo"...love the Tourette's scene...LOL.

 

[Guest]

I saw and must have one day....LOL. Please tell me you've seen "Duece Bigelow, Male gigolo"...love the Tourette's scene...LOL.

No, I haven't, but I'll look it out now!

I did see a documentary on it here, about a year ago, and it really shouldn't be laughed at. But, jeez, it is funny!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, I haven't, but I'll look it out now!

I did see a documentary on it here, about a year ago, and it really shouldn't be laughed at. But, jeez, it is funny!

You'll love it I'm sure.

It's an odd disease isn't it? I'm sure I would laugh too...I'm a jerk like that...LOL.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Ok, but this time I'll shout it out to you, while I perform a new cutter I just learned in karate tonight.

FUCK! BOLLOCKING SHIT! WANKER! CUNT! TITS!

~evading cutter, coming around with a round house swing~ Shit, I leave for a few hours and you start yelling and punching! Shit fuck bollocks, missed all the fun! BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS!!!

 

[Guest]

~evading cutter, coming around with a round house swing~ Shit, I leave for a few hours and you start yelling and punching! Shit fuck bollocks, missed all the fun! BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS!!!

Plenty more where that came from.

*comes in with a side-kick, followed up by an upper body block*



I've lost my voice a bit, though, so I can't shout today. Instead, I'll whisper...

Fucking cunty bollocks!

 

[eric shawn listo]

Plenty more where that came from.

*comes in with a side-kick, followed up by an upper body block*



I've lost my voice a bit, though, so I can't shout today. Instead, I'll whisper...

Fucking cunty bollocks!

*side kick slipped away from, distracted by whispered lovlies, split second realization head is wide open* oops!

*whispers to self* Bollocks!

 

[Guest]

*grabs opportunity and goes straight in for your head (no, not the one on your neck )*

*unable to whisper with a mouth full*

*thinks to self: Mmmmm, BOLLOCKS!*

 

[eric shawn listo]

*grabs opportunity and goes straight in for your head (no, not the one on your neck )*

*unable to whisper with a mouth full*

*thinks to self: Mmmmm, BOLLOCKS!*

*deleriously happy at turn of events*

*soft moan of* Mmmmm, Bollocks, yeah!

 

[Guest]

*slurp*

 

[eric shawn listo]

*slurp*

Fuckity fuck fuck yeah!

 

[Darktouch]

<<<runs around merrily passing out chocolates>>>

 

[Guest]

<<<runs around merrily passing out chocolates>>>

Thanks! LOL!

Ok, now I've eaten three, back to what I was doing...