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Arden said:
Why the fuck do some people call so early? Those that fuck with my morning Soron fix should be strung up by their fucking <choose your own expletive here>!

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We'll just have to fucking make up for it, angel. My fucking expletives aren't going anywhere. :rose:
 
Good fucking morning!!!


Damn, Dd..........looks like you had a fucking grand old time last night!!! <I'm jealous> :D
 
HOLY FUCK~when is there ever a Day when Lit works properly.
I better get the Fuck out of here :(
 
Good fucking morning ya'll!!!! :D


Lit is being a bit of a problem child this morning..... :mad:


I do hope everyone has a fucking fantastic day!!!!
 
Soron said:
We'll just have to fucking make up for it, angel. My fucking expletives aren't going anywhere. :rose:


Good morning {{{{{{Soron}}}}}}} Those fucking expletives of yours aren't? :eek:
 
moosie48360 said:
Good fucking morning!!!


Damn, Dd..........looks like you had a fucking grand old time last night!!! <I'm jealous> :D


Good morning {{{{{Moosie}}}}}}}} It sure fucking does look like Dd had a fabulous time!!!


Hope your day is as good sweetie. :devil:
 
Dumpling said:
HOLY FUCK~when is there ever a Day when Lit works properly.
I better get the Fuck out of here :(


Good morning {{{{Ling}}}}


Ummm, when hell fucking frieezes over? ;)
 
kayte said:
Good morning {{{{{Moosie}}}}}}}} It sure fucking does look like Dd had a fabulous time!!!


Hope your day is as good sweetie. :devil:



(((((kayte)))))hope your day is fucking fabulous as well!!! :rose:
 
Nice fucking Pics DD ,( thinks you should have a pic thread)


Good Fucking morning everyone:D



My son is off to school and I miss him already ....:(


Brian is still zzzzzzz cause ....well ...he had a long night fucking ...hehheheh:D :devil: :kiss:
 
Re: just a fucking repeated joke

Woodmiester said:
A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.
Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions.
A. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
B. "Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
C. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be raised
Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
D. And last of all Eddie stated: "You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."


Good morning {{{{{Woody}}}}} That is fucking great sweetie!!! Thanks for the joke!!!
 
moosie48360 said:
(((((kayte)))))hope your day is fucking fabulous as well!!! :rose:



{{{{{{{{{Moosie}}}}}}}} Thank you doll!!! It has started as a great fucking day so far!!!

Early phone calls of the right type are always appreciated.
 
~Dream~ said:
Nice fucking Pics DD ,( thinks you should have a pic thread)


Good Fucking morning everyone:D



My son is off to school and I miss him already ....:(


Brian is still zzzzzzz cause ....well ...he had a long night fucking ...hehheheh:D :devil: :kiss:


Good fucking morning {{{{{{{{Dream}}}}}}}} :kiss:

So, you wore him out last night again sweetie? Hey, how are you feeling dear? I have been thinking about you hon!!!!
 
kayte said:
Good fucking morning {{{{{{{{Dream}}}}}}}} :kiss:

So, you wore him out last night again sweetie? Hey, how are you feeling dear? I have been thinking about you hon!!!!


LMFAO@ again Sis (( Kayte))

He was helping me move furniture yesterday cause My son wanted to move his room to downstairs now ,soI'll prob turn his room upstairs into just a place to read ,pray and meditate ...my veg-out spot if ya will ,lol

No worries Sis ,I go to foot dr tomorrow and other dr On Thursday..

My son started 7th grade today tho ..he's getting so Fucking tall already and handsome as well:D
 
kayte said:
Good fucking morning {{{{{{{{Dream}}}}}}}} :kiss:

So, you wore him out last night again sweetie? Hey, how are you feeling dear? I have been thinking about you hon!!!!


LMFAO@ again Sis (( Kayte))

He was helping me move furniture yesterday cause My son wanted to move his room to downstairs now ,soI'll prob turn his room upstairs into just a place to read ,pray and meditate ...my veg-out spot if ya will ,lol

No worries Sis ,I go to foot dr tomorrow and other dr On Thursday..

My son started 7th grade today tho ..he's getting so Fucking tall already and handsome as well:D
 
~Dream~ said:
LMFAO@ again Sis (( Kayte))

He was helping me move furniture yesterday cause My son wanted to move his room to downstairs now ,soI'll prob turn his room upstairs into just a place to read ,pray and meditate ...my veg-out spot if ya will ,lol

No worries Sis ,I go to foot dr tomorrow and other dr On Thursday..

My son started 7th grade today tho ..he's getting so Fucking tall already and handsome as well:D


Good morning to you <<<Dream>>>my son started fucking 7th grade yesterday too....needless to say..the fucking excitement both my kids felt last week for starting school...wasn't fucking there yesterday LOL...yesterday was the first fucking day of my daughter's senior year...*sigh* to be that fucking age again.
 
~Dream~ said:
LMFAO@ again Sis (( Kayte))

He was helping me move furniture yesterday cause My son wanted to move his room to downstairs now ,soI'll prob turn his room upstairs into just a place to read ,pray and meditate ...my veg-out spot if ya will ,lol

No worries Sis ,I go to foot dr tomorrow and other dr On Thursday..

My son started 7th grade today tho ..he's getting so Fucking tall already and handsome as well:D


I am sure your son is already a real lady killer!!!!

I can just visualize Dream fucking watching the clock, checking out the gals he sees.....
 
moosie48360 said:
Good morning to you <<<Dream>>>my son started fucking 7th grade yesterday too....needless to say..the fucking excitement both my kids felt last week for starting school...wasn't fucking there yesterday LOL...yesterday was the first fucking day of my daughter's senior year...*sigh* to be that fucking age again.




tells Kayte I am only fucking 5ft2 ...so yes You are tall!!

I know Moosie , I hear ya...where does the time go?? My daughter just graduated earlier this year and is in college now and brought over 1 of her books on computers no less ,LOL and thought mom could help her with HER homework ..turns out I know more about some software programs than I thought I did ,lol


I told my son ,to take it easy and he has study hall 2nd period anyways all year so he can do some homework in there ,and just bring the 'harder stuff' home ( as long as it isnt math ,lol) I fucking HATE math:D
 
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