Devil_d0ll
I'm Always Wet
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heres some fucking more
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Devil_d0ll said:heres some fucking more
We'll just have to fucking make up for it, angel. My fucking expletives aren't going anywhere.Arden said:Why the fuck do some people call so early? Those that fuck with my morning Soron fix should be strung up by their fucking <choose your own expletive here>!
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Soron said:We'll just have to fucking make up for it, angel. My fucking expletives aren't going anywhere.![]()
moosie48360 said:Good fucking morning!!!
Damn, Dd..........looks like you had a fucking grand old time last night!!! <I'm jealous>![]()
Dumpling said:HOLY FUCK~when is there ever a Day when Lit works properly.
I better get the Fuck out of here![]()
kayte said:Good morning {{{{{Moosie}}}}}}}} It sure fucking does look like Dd had a fabulous time!!!
Hope your day is as good sweetie.![]()
Devil_d0ll said:ok i lied last fucking one now
mrgeleven said:So what the fuck is everyone up to?
Woodmiester said:A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.
Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions.
A. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
B. "Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
C. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be raised
Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
D. And last of all Eddie stated: "You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."
moosie48360 said:(((((kayte)))))hope your day is fucking fabulous as well!!!![]()
~Dream~ said:Nice fucking Pics DD ,( thinks you should have a pic thread)
Good Fucking morning everyone![]()
My son is off to school and I miss him already ....![]()
Brian is still zzzzzzz cause ....well ...he had a long night fucking ...hehheheh![]()
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kayte said:Good fucking morning mr g ~ Ummmm 5'7".........![]()
kayte said:Good fucking morning {{{{{{{{Dream}}}}}}}}
So, you wore him out last night again sweetie? Hey, how are you feeling dear? I have been thinking about you hon!!!!
kayte said:Good fucking morning {{{{{{{{Dream}}}}}}}}
So, you wore him out last night again sweetie? Hey, how are you feeling dear? I have been thinking about you hon!!!!
~Dream~ said:LMFAO@ again Sis (( Kayte))
He was helping me move furniture yesterday cause My son wanted to move his room to downstairs now ,soI'll prob turn his room upstairs into just a place to read ,pray and meditate ...my veg-out spot if ya will ,lol
No worries Sis ,I go to foot dr tomorrow and other dr On Thursday..
My son started 7th grade today tho ..he's getting so Fucking tall already and handsome as well![]()
~Dream~ said:LMFAO@ again Sis (( Kayte))
He was helping me move furniture yesterday cause My son wanted to move his room to downstairs now ,soI'll prob turn his room upstairs into just a place to read ,pray and meditate ...my veg-out spot if ya will ,lol
No worries Sis ,I go to foot dr tomorrow and other dr On Thursday..
My son started 7th grade today tho ..he's getting so Fucking tall already and handsome as well![]()
moosie48360 said:Good morning to you <<<Dream>>>my son started fucking 7th grade yesterday too....needless to say..the fucking excitement both my kids felt last week for starting school...wasn't fucking there yesterday LOL...yesterday was the first fucking day of my daughter's senior year...*sigh* to be that fucking age again.