"Fuck"

[Jail]

you know what they say, two fucking dicks are better than one?

*god that was fucking stupid*
(when i want your fucking opinion dummy, i'll pull your string)

{fight continues}

[third multiple personality steps forward and does immoral fucking things to Jail's clitmas]

Oh fuck, now I have three to fucking contend with. Whatever shall I do? *looks forlornly 'n shit*

 

[Archangel_5607]

Oh fuck, now I have three to fucking contend with. Whatever shall I do? *looks forlornly 'n shit*

[Dont worry, the other 2 are fucking fighting, now you just have to deal with one]

*teases the skin of her neck with his lips*


*watches an ambulance arrive to take his other two multiple personalities to the hospital for hyperextended limbs and laserations to the head and torso*

 

[Jail]

[Dont worry, the other 2 are fucking fighting, now you just have to deal with one]

*teases the skin of her neck with his lips*


*watches an ambulance arrive to take his other two multiple personalities to the hospital for hyperextended limbs and laserations to the head and torso*

But I may need more of those fucking limbs...........tell the ambulance to get back here

 

[Archangel_5607]

But I may need more of those fucking limbs...........tell the ambulance to get back here

*releases the patients on medical leave, nothing but hot and heavy hardcore sex for proper rehabilitation*

*Fucking Perscription Bottle Instructions: Do Jail twice and see the doctor in the morning*

Now thats the best fucking medication i've ever been given

 

[rozezwild]

*giggles* well, I dunno about that, Arch.........But I do know that roze is a fucking wild one

Swat for no FUCK and I AM the wild one???

 

[Jail]

Swat for no FUCK and I AM the wild one???

Read the fucking post again, you fuckette

 

[rozezwild]

*releases the patients on medical leave, nothing but hot and heavy hardcore sex for proper rehabilitation*

*Fucking Perscription Bottle Instructions: Do Jail twice and see the doctor in the morning*

Now thats the best fucking medication i've ever been given

I bet it fucking is

 

[rozezwild]

Read the fucking post again, you fuckette

OH FUCK

bending over -- letting Jail have the honors

 

[Archangel_5607]

Swat for no FUCK and I AM the wild one???

careful Roze, she might fucking like that

*bows down to THE fucking wild one*

*offers homage of penis cookies and and chocolate salty balls*

 

[Jail]

*releases the patients on medical leave, nothing but hot and heavy hardcore sex for proper rehabilitation*

*Fucking Perscription Bottle Instructions: Do Jail twice and see the doctor in the morning*

Now thats the best fucking medication i've ever been given

It sure beats taking fucking Viagra, Arch

 

[rozezwild]

careful Roze, she might fucking like that

*bows down to THE fucking wild one*

*offers homage of penis cookies and and chocolate salty balls*

I bet she fucking would

* mmmmmmmmmm penis cookies*

 

[Unccwhitegurl]

I bet she fucking would

* mmmmmmmmmm penis cookies*

MMM can you share some of those penis cookies?

Where the fuck did u learn to make these?

 

[rozezwild]

MMM can you share some of those penis cookies?

Where the fuck did u learn to make these?

It is Arch's fucking specialty -- so you might wanna ask him -- hes floating around here some where

 

[Jail]

MMM can you share some of those penis cookies?

Where the fuck did u learn to make these?

He was taught by Betty Cocker...............fuck, I meant Crocker


SPEW ALERT FOR ROZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Archangel_5607]

MMM can you share some of those penis cookies?

Where the fuck did u learn to make these?

Fuck, im a chef, baking is just one of the many tricks of the fucking trade,

*makes some extra penis cookies and lays them out for santa or who-the-fuck-ever wants em*
*posts a sign: Free Penis*

 

[rozezwild]

He was taught by Betty Cocker...............fuck, I meant Crocker


SPEW ALERT FOR ROZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh fuckin' A i am crying here

 

[rozezwild]

Fuck, im a chef, baking is just one of the many tricks of the fucking trade,

*makes some extra penis cookies and lays them out for santa or who-the-fuck-ever wants em*
*posts a sign: Free Penis*

You naughty boy you fucking forgot the spew alert

 

[Jail]

Fuck, im a chef, baking is just one of the many tricks of the fucking trade,

*makes some extra penis cookies and lays them out for santa or who-the-fuck-ever wants em*
*posts a sign: Free Penis*

LMFUCKINGAO @ Free Penis

 

[Archangel_5607]

*looks both ways, waits till no one is looking and takes a fucking penis cookie and eats it*

 

[Jail]

*looks both ways, waits till no one is looking and takes a fucking penis cookie and eats it*

Um...............babes? You ate the fucking icing off first. Anything I should know about?

 

[Archangel_5607]

Um...............babes? You ate the fucking icing off first. Anything I should know about?

I guess my main fucking concern is, does this make me bi?

 

[Jail]

I guess my main fucking concern is, does this make me bi?

Nope, it makes you fucking horny cuz I put Salt Peter in that icing

 

[Archangel_5607]

Nope, it makes you fucking horny cuz I put Salt Peter in that icing

*dry humps his fucking xmas tree*

Damnit woman, look what you did!!!!

 

[Jail]

*dry humps his fucking xmas tree*

Damnit woman, look what you did!!!!

Ah yes, the pine and fuck thingie again. LMFAO

 

[Archangel_5607]

Ah yes, the pine and fuck thingie again. LMFAO

*pounces Jail and starts fucking her* sorry about the sap